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by Nyc_Tattoo

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
I wonder when the first spanish cartographer showed the new map to their benefactor if he was laughed at because it looked like he drew a penis and turned it in.

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
maps were developed by pteranodons, primitive man discovered a nest of these wise dino birds and learned the art


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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regular maps show visual information like rivers and mountains---really good maps describe complex ideas like how to play chess or what it's like to have braces

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i could never understand how to read a map until my dad took me on a camping trip and he explained to me that you sort of cross your eyes and look "through" the map. he's full of all kinds of practical wisdom like that.

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my dad taught me a good trick for calculating tips (since i'm not the best at arithmetic) is that you actually hide the coin between your fingers so they can't see it until you bring it back from their ear. sorry i'll stop posting off topic.

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