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Dogs and cats have an age old rivalry between their respective owners, and leads to possibly one of the most controversial issues plaguing countries today. For full disclosure, my humble opinion is that the dog is a superior companion to human kind than the cat, but that both are good. Here are some fun fact cat and dog pros and cons. DOG PRO: - Bigger - Fun to wrestle with - Loyal and loving DOG CON: - making GBS threads indoors is BAD - Freaks out and destroys your furniture as a puppy - Can be incredibly dumb CAT PRO: - Independent - Can poo poo indoors - Good pest control CAT CON: - Massive assholes - Freaks out and destroys your furniture at any age - Worse than dogs Tell me about your cat and dog opinions, and why the other side is subhuman garbage that should be destroyed at the nearest opportunity.
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Nov 11, 2015 02:57
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If you kick a dog in the face real hard it usually gets the message enough to stay away so +1 dogs.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:22
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dogs are the best because a creature that absolutely loses it with joy because you came home/woke up/returned from five minutes in the other room is pretty flattering
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Nov 11, 2015 03:24
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Cats don't need a reason to be awesome, they just are  (we need a :smugcatte:)
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Nov 11, 2015 03:32
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cats literally infect ur brain with mind control parasites because they are unlovable monsters otherwise. i think its clear dogs are the winner here
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Nov 11, 2015 03:35
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Control Volume posted:For full disclosure, my humble opinion is that the dog is a superior companion to human kind than the cat, but that both are good. Solid opinion, I agree with it.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:35
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Dogs are easily the best. You only like cats because you have a brain parasite
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Nov 11, 2015 03:36
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brain parasite thing isnt really true, and even the stats on it show may cat-lovers as having no Toxoplasma in their brains. Its only an issue for people with compromised immune systems Affectionate cats are good companions because they often only want to chill when things are relaxed, some peeps don't like being jumped on every time they enter a door. I guess dog's are still better, for their fierce and touching loyalty, albeit i am cat person
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Nov 11, 2015 03:44
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evilweasel posted:dogs are the best because a creature that absolutely loses it with joy because you came home/woke up/returned from five minutes in the other room is pretty flattering You really need to find the right cat. Some are amazingly nice and cuddly, and excited to see you when you return from somewhere.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:44
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Cats are assholes, dogs are bros, why is this even up for debate in the year 2015. To a cat, you are nothing but a source of food/tummy rubs. They are the anti-social libertarians of the pet world. http://www.wimp.com/catsowners/
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Nov 11, 2015 03:47
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The superiority of cats is so objectively self-evident it's honestly baffling that this is even a thread. It's like asking whether boobs or butts are better when the clear choice is so obvious (it's boobs, you mongoloids).
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Nov 11, 2015 03:51
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Who What Now posted:The superiority of cats is so objectively self-evident it's honestly baffling that this is even a thread. It's like asking whether boobs or butts are better when the clear choice is so obvious (it's boobs, you mongoloids). I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with you on both counts...
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Nov 11, 2015 03:54
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This is a bit of a tangent from the stated topic of this thread, but consider the following: boobs are pretty good, but butts are universal. Any gender and orientation can appreciate a good butt. They are the universal enjoyable sexual aspect. In this sense, in terms of appeal, they are on average the most liked aspect of the human body. When it comes to men, the butt is the most versatile sexual body part: it comes equipped with one hole and one penetrating rod. Men usually do not have the advantage of having both boobs and a butt, but this versatility is excellent, and while women have both boobs and a butt, the butt opens up an entire world of rear end men (and women) to them that boobs alone would not gain. The butt is therefore objectively superior.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:04
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Have both, so that the dog gets confused and thinks it's a cat and destroys your furniture trying to leap gracefully around like his feline buddies
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Nov 11, 2015 04:05
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evilweasel posted:dogs are the best because a creature that absolutely loses it with joy because you came home/woke up/returned from five minutes in the other room is pretty flattering
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Who What Now posted:The superiority of cats is so objectively self-evident it's honestly baffling that this is even a thread. It's like asking whether boobs or butts are better when the clear choice is so obvious (it's boobs, you mongoloids). You're a loving idiot.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:16
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:This is my cat actually Your cat is passable because to describe it, you first must describe a dog.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:16
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ewe2 posted:Cats don't need a reason to be awesome, they just are You're a loving idiot.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:17
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HootTheOwl posted:You're a loving genius Thank you Control Volume posted:This is a bit of a tangent from the stated topic of this thread, but consider the following: boobs are pretty good, but butts are universal. Any gender and orientation can appreciate a good butt. They are the universal enjoyable sexual aspect. In this sense, in terms of appeal, they are on average the most liked aspect of the human body. When it comes to men, the butt is the most versatile sexual body part: it comes equipped with one hole and one penetrating rod. Men usually do not have the advantage of having both boobs and a butt, but this versatility is excellent, and while women have both boobs and a butt, the butt opens up an entire world of rear end men (and women) to them that boobs alone would not gain. You poop out of butts.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:21
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Who What Now posted:You poop out of butts.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:30
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HootTheOwl posted:Shut up, homophobe. Straights poop too.
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Who What Now posted:Straights poop too. But they're less reliant on using it for sex.
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HootTheOwl posted:But they're less reliant on using it for sex. a whole lot of gay guys don't do anal sex, hth I personally prefer cats to dogs. Chelb fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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Nov 11, 2015 04:37
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rudatron posted:Cats are assholes, dogs are bros, why is this even up for debate in the year 2015. To a cat, you are nothing but a source of food/tummy rubs. They are the anti-social libertarians of the pet world. Cats care more about places than people, they'll display affection but they aren't generally picky about people. Your cat is fond of its home but probably doesn't care about you particularly, they're certainly sociable and affectionate but they tend not to be attached to specific people. Cats are good if you know what you're getting. If you want a more humanlike relationship though you should get a dog. I prefer cats because they don't give much of a buggery and I've yet to find one that won't sit and be pet if you want a self-heating furry stress ball.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:40
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How can you be so right?Who What Now posted:It's like asking whether boobs or butts are better when the clear choice is so obvious (it's boobs, you mongoloids). And so wrong? Who What Now posted:The superiority of cats is so objectively self-evident it's honestly baffling that this is even a thread.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:40
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My cat likes to sleep on my face. Is it trying to kill me?
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RaySmuckles posted:How can you be so right? I'm not wrong. Glad to clear that up for you!
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Nov 11, 2015 04:59
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Toasticle posted:My cat likes to sleep on my face. Is it trying to kill me? It's to facilitate faster spread of toxoplasmosis to the brain.
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Nov 11, 2015 05:00
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My other cat has a stuffed rabbit he really wants to go to town on but he's too long. Once he grabs it by its ears his crotch won't reach so I frequently get woken up by him slowly moving around the bed trying to get it on but it just won't work. I am further confused as he has no testicles. Should I buy a longer stuffed rabbit?
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I like both because I'm a lame centrist. If you don't like cats ask yourself this; How much would you like it if a creature with oily skin and around 15 times your weight came over to you nursed you really uncomfortably while getting its stink over you while emitting really loud noises?
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Nov 11, 2015 05:09
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Which ever it is they can both thank us for loving them over genetically
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Nov 11, 2015 05:15
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 Cat Porn Also the captcha phrase when I uploaded was "Fish Taco". What does this all meaaaaaan Toasticle fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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Nov 11, 2015 05:22
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:This is my cat actually no it's not you've never seen an excited dog no cat is even vaguely as excitable
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Nov 11, 2015 05:29
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evilweasel posted:no it's not you've never seen an excited dog no cat is even vaguely as excitable My OT (orange tabby) will climb up on the counter and use his paws to grab my hand and draw it towards his head for petting I have a cat that thinks it's a dog, and a dog that thinks it's a cat
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Nov 11, 2015 05:31
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best thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553037 post dogges pette dogges dogges 
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Step 1: Turn on speakers Step 2: Turn up volume Step 3: Click link : https://vine.co/v/e30YQw30uTJ
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:My OT (orange tabby) will climb up on the counter and use his paws to grab my hand and draw it towards his head for petting My cat will throughout the day jump up onto my knees and meow for a solid five minutes while bumping my hands, my chest, and if she can reach it my face. And then she will settle down on my lap and sleep. If I pet her to the point to where she wakes up, she will squeak like a mouse and purr again.
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