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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEa6jZv-Khc typical dog tries to literally rip small autistic child apart, cool cat surprise attacks dog chases it off.
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Look at how hard this idiot dog is trying to be a cat.
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Nov 11, 2015 21:50
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A friend of mine had this chihuahua who's body mass was about 45% eyeball, because those fuckin' things were always bulging grotesquely out of its skull (which coincidentally made up another 45% of this poor creature's body mass) and they were constantly getting infected because parts of the eye that were never meant to be exposed constantly were and Jesus Christ that animal was disgusting. It loved less than two years. Dogs are an abomination against God.
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Nov 11, 2015 21:58
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Who What Now posted:A friend of mine had this chihuahua who's body mass was about 45% eyeball, because those fuckin' things were always bulging grotesquely out of its skull (which coincidentally made up another 45% of this poor creature's body mass) and they were constantly getting infected because parts of the eye that were never meant to be exposed constantly were and Jesus Christ that animal was disgusting. It loved less than two years. Dogs are an abomination against God. toy dogs are horrible because they are trying to make dogs cats their abomination is the attempt to make them cat sized
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Nov 11, 2015 22:11
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evilweasel posted:toy dogs are horrible because they are trying to make dogs cats you're cat sized 
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Nov 11, 2015 22:32
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Best of both worlds: My smart, hypo-allergenic dog(poodle). No fur, intelligent, and all the best traits of a dog.(Expensive, no poors) Picture as a puppy: 
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Nov 11, 2015 22:38
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NomChompsky posted:If you disagree you're objectively wrong because science has proven the cutest things are the things that look most like human babies and human babies don't have long dumb faces like dogs.  My dog when he was a puppy disagrees with your assessment.
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Nov 11, 2015 22:47
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Mrit posted:Best of both worlds: My smart, hypo-allergenic dog Boy am I sick of this Your dog is not a lotion, it is not hypoallergenic. It gives off dander
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Nov 11, 2015 22:48
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The best cats are always the ones that act like dogs Make of that what you will
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e: ^ - agreed to the extent that some dog behaviors are neat and a cat that learns to do them is pretty cool. a dog can never purr though so until someone changes that the cat still wins dogs teach you that you are perfect the way you are and there is nothing extra you need to do to be loveable. cats teach you that in this life with those who aren't your family you need to do a little work to earn affection and kindness - generally not even anything a naturally good person would think of as unreasonable either. which of these is the better lesson to learn, or teach your kids? Ignatius M. Meen fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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Nov 11, 2015 22:59
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:e: ^ - agreed to the extent that some dog behaviors are neat and a cat that learns to do them is pretty cool. a dog can never purr though so until someone changes that the cat still wins This is sort of true except that having a cat is way less work than owning a dog cause cats can actually take decent care of themselves and aren't basically toddlers in fur suits
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Nov 12, 2015 00:01
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evilweasel posted:dogs are the best because a creature that absolutely loses it with joy because you came home/woke up/returned from five minutes in the other room is pretty flattering And this is why dog owners suck. Such needy people. Shame on the dogs for looking up to such wretched assholes.
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Nov 12, 2015 01:51
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Toasticle posted:My cat likes to sleep on my face. Is it trying to kill me? This is the origin of a folk superstition that cats steal breath from babies and other people. Also cats rule, goons please give up your breath to a cooler and cuter creature.
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Nov 12, 2015 02:00
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But I do not want to give up my breath to a dog
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Sharkie posted:This is the origin of a folk superstition that cats steal breath from babies and other people. I thought that came from cats smelling milk in babies mouths? :cat lore:
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Nov 12, 2015 04:39
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Who What Now posted:Never before have I seen so many Literal Hitlers in one thread. I hope you dog-lovers are proud of your horribleness. Here's a picture of a typical dog person with his dog.
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madlobster posted:Here's a picture of a typical dog person with his dog. And a typical cat, plotting alone as is there wont. 
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Nov 12, 2015 05:35
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crowoutofcontext posted:And a typical cat, plotting alone as is there wont. I'm seeing more portland hipster in that cat than hitler but I guess they're similar ideals
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Nov 12, 2015 07:17
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Who What Now posted:Pro-Tip: Don't eat your cat's poo poo and you won't get parasites. I know that many of you wish to emulate dogs by just putting every piece of disgusting garbage you come across into your craws without a second thought, but you need to resist that basal urge. You are more likely to get toxo from eating fresh vegetables than from your cat. Trust me goons are safe
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Nov 12, 2015 08:19
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Regarde Aduck posted:And this is why dog owners suck. Such needy people. Shame on the dogs for looking up to such wretched assholes. gently caress you, my dog is a cheap but destructive burglar alarm
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Nov 12, 2015 08:21
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I've liked cats more than dogs ever since I was a lad, which got me called gay because I live in a canker sore on the runny rear end in a top hat of this great nation.
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Nov 12, 2015 08:26
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:gently caress you, my dog is a cheap but destructive burglar alarm My parents dogs bark if the house settles or someone moves from one room to the other. They're like if a fire alarm would get set off by someone opening a candy bar
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Nov 12, 2015 08:26
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Aesop Poprock posted:My parents dogs bark if the house settles or someone moves from one room to the other. They're like if a fire alarm would get set off by someone opening a candy bar They are just trying to keep their VIPs safe and protected.
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Nov 12, 2015 14:48
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Aesop Poprock posted:They're like if a fire alarm would get set off by someone opening a candy bar Maybe that fire alarm just thinks you need to lose some weight
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Nov 12, 2015 14:50
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rudatron posted:That's a whole lot of words to justify a fetishiziation of misanthropic elitism, though that's probably what you should expect whenever the word 'aryan' crops up. Cats are fluffy and good to pet. The food is basically just the fuel to keep the cat self-heating.
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rudatron posted:That's a whole lot of words to justify a fetishiziation of misanthropic elitism, though that's probably what you should expect whenever the word 'aryan' crops up. I like how cuckoldry enters into your concept of human/pet relationships
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You can't wrestle with a cat because they're babby animals. You can however wrestle with a dog and they'll not only enjoy it but they'll give as good as they get. Dogs are superior.
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Ddraig posted:You can't wrestle with a cat because they're babby animals. Yes but what about all the grown ups who want pets???
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Ddraig posted:You can't wrestle with a cat because they're babby animals. You can wrestle with your cat as well. In general it's not a good idea since they have built in razors to wrestle back with. Mozi posted:Cats are a cruel, dead-eyed invasive species that slaughters better, prettier animals by the truckload. And this is why humans relate more to cats. Matlock Birthmark fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Nov 12, 2015 19:12
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Cats are a cruel, dead-eyed invasive species that slaughters better, prettier animals by the truckload. Dogs, on the other hand, are basically love generators if they're raised well.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:17
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Woozy posted:Yes but what about all the grown ups who want pets??? I wouldn't like to meet the 'grown up' who isn't prepared to ruck with a large dog. He probably wears poo poo glasses, ironic v-necks and drinks his coffee cold. A baby of a person, with no place in decent civilization.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:26
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ewe2 posted:Proof that dog lovers are inferior and cannot make an intelligent argument.
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Your dog doesn't give a poo poo about you. I've looked after tons of dogs for people and the second their owner is gone they immediately start acting like the new person giving them food has been their best friend forever. Cats are at least honest about you being their servant and don't need to be kiss-rear end yes men. Having said that both dogs and cats are pretty awesome but cats have the edge since I'm lazy and don't like walking animals everyday. Also when cats do something stupid they try to pretend that they meant to do it which is hilarious.
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My wife's puppy are some sugar free gum last night. Thankfully I was up late playing Fallout 4 (because I am a responsible adult that makes good life choices) and decided to take her out to potty before going to bed, so I noticed the chewed up package of Orbitz Winter Blast™ in the living room. For those not in the know many sugar-free products use an artificial sweetener called Xylitol, which is harmless to humans but in dogs it causes their blood sugar levels to fall faster than someone who's pissed off the mob and their livers to liquefy like a witch in a monsoon. So at 1am we made a mad dash to MSU's Small Animal Veterinary Learning Hospital to save this retarded animal that decided to try and commit suicide by stale candy. Luckily her little puppy inner ear isn't fully developed, leading her to get carsick and horf up a huge ball of undigested dry dog food and a piece of gum. Once at the clinic they injected her with a vomit inducing drug and she promptly spewed up the rest of the gum. $300 and two hours later we left her at the clinic to be observed overnight. Currently her glucose levels are good, but they're holding her until this evening in order to be absolutely sure she's out of the danger zone, and to run some tests on her liver to make sure she doesn't have permanent damage. The entire time this was going on what was my cat doing? Chillaxin' on the ottoman. What was she doing when we got back? Chillaxin' in the exact same position. And more importantly not costing me $1,200 because she doesn't try to eat everything she can get into her idiot mouth like the dog does. And that's the story of how Fallout 4 possibly saved my dog's life and why I only got three hours sleep last night. seriously though it was really loving scary and I don't want my dog to die.
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Ddraig posted:You can't wrestle with a cat because they're babby animals. Dogs strength can be kind of a downside, for example, when they yank your pillow out from under you at 3 am to hump it
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Radish posted:Your dog doesn't give a poo poo about you. I've looked after tons of dogs for people and the second their owner is gone they immediately start acting like the new person giving them food has been their best friend forever. Cats are at least honest about you being their servant and don't need to be kiss-rear end yes men. some dogs are more loyal than others golden retrievers though, man you could sneak into a house and murder their owner and they'd run up to you and wag their tail hoping you'll pet them of course it's also delightful that they're SO EXCITED anytime someone pays attention to them so that they're super friendly to guests/friends/attractive people you meet in the park
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Nov 12, 2015 19:50
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Radish posted:Your dog doesn't give a poo poo about you.
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The best argument for cats is that it's better to be drowning in pussy than drowning in bitches.
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evilweasel posted:some dogs are more loyal than others Golden Retrievers are awesome in this way. One I have to look after thinks he's smaller than he is and jumps on your lap while being like 100 pounds. Sorry the fact that dogs had to evolve to kiss the rear end of the person that feeds them while cats get the same while being detached assholes irritates you. Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Cats don't bark at 3 AM when you come home late at night and wake up all your housemates. And poodles need to be fed to wild animals. Also this: ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:The best argument for cats is that it's better to be drowning in pussy than drowning in bitches.
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