Who What Now posted:

Cats are too valuable to risk taking to war, left home with the superior gender. Dogs and men are expendable to an extreme. A good post.

Cythereal posted:

Beagles are not dogs. They are noses with the minimum required equipment for life support on one end.

mobby_6kl posted:

Get the gently caress out of here you dog racist

Mods?

Wheeee posted:

Cats are pets, dogs are part of our social circle.

They exist on entirely different levels, there can be no agreement between cat people and dog people due to that.

The real question is cats vs other pets like Guinea Pigs.

Cythereal posted:

Beagles are not dogs. They are noses with the minimum required equipment for life support on one end.

rudatron posted:

Cats are assholes, dogs are bros, why is this even up for debate in the year 2015. To a cat, you are nothing but a source of food/tummy rubs. They are the anti-social libertarians of the pet world.

http://www.wimp.com/catsowners/

Star Man posted:

Beagles are the best and I will hear none of it

And so is my parents' whatever mixed breed dog is.

Scout feigns interest.

Star Man posted:

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

that dog has weird paws

Star Man posted:

Beagles are the best and I will hear none of it

And so is my parents' whatever mixed breed dog is.

Scout feigns interest.

Wheeee posted:

Mutts are the best and most good and also prettiest of all dogs.

PenisMonkey posted:

Dogs are cuter than cats even when in jail.

Chokes McGee posted:

One of the greatest criminal masterminds of our era

T S Eliot posted:

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw—
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air—
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square—
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair—
But it's useless to investigate—Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
It must have been Macavity!'—but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumb;
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN'T THERE !
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!

Sir Walter Raleigh posted:

To A Lady With An Unruly And Ill-Mannered Dog Who Bit Several Persons Of Importance

Your dog is not a dog of grace;
He does not wag the tail or beg;
He bit Miss Dickson in the face;
He bit a Bailie in the leg.

What tragic choices such a dog
Presents to visitor or friend!
Outside there is the Glasgow fog;
Within, a hydrophobic end.

Yet some relief even terror brings,
For when our life is cold and gray
We waste our strength on little things,
And fret our puny souls away.

A snarl! A scruffle round the room!
A sense that Death is drawing near!
And human creatures reassume
The elemental robe of fear.

So when my colleague makes his moan
Of careless cooks, and warts, and debt,
-- Enlarge his views, restore his tone,
And introduce him to your Pet!

Flesh Forge posted:

And furthermore,

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

none of these are dogs flesh forge. You might be transcat.

Flesh Forge posted:

A dog will give its life to pull you out of a fire. A cat will poo poo in your bathtub.

Flesh Forge posted:

A dog will give its life to pull its chew toy out of a fire.

PenisMonkey posted:

First animal to orbit the Earth? Dog.


Cats have done nothing.

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Except help us with the whole agricultural revolution thing

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Except help us with the whole agricultural revolution thing

PenisMonkey posted:

First animal to orbit the Earth? Dog.


Cats have done nothing.

Woozy posted:

On the other hand its totally impossible to not know when a dog is somewhere because they are loud, obnoxious, terrible animals.