|
The superiority of cats is so objectively self-evident it's honestly baffling that this is even a thread. It's like asking whether boobs or butts are better when the clear choice is so obvious (it's boobs, you mongoloids).
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 03:51
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 18, 2024 13:56 |
|
|
HootTheOwl posted:You're a loving genius Thank you Control Volume posted:This is a bit of a tangent from the stated topic of this thread, but consider the following: boobs are pretty good, but butts are universal. Any gender and orientation can appreciate a good butt. They are the universal enjoyable sexual aspect. In this sense, in terms of appeal, they are on average the most liked aspect of the human body. When it comes to men, the butt is the most versatile sexual body part: it comes equipped with one hole and one penetrating rod. Men usually do not have the advantage of having both boobs and a butt, but this versatility is excellent, and while women have both boobs and a butt, the butt opens up an entire world of rear end men (and women) to them that boobs alone would not gain. You poop out of butts.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 04:21
|
|
|
HootTheOwl posted:Shut up, homophobe. Straights poop too.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 04:31
|
|
|
RaySmuckles posted:How can you be so right? I'm not wrong. Glad to clear that up for you!
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 04:59
|
|
|
Darkman Fanpage posted:A selective breeding masterpiece. Proof of man's triumph over nature. It's so cute but that cuteness is tempered by the fact that I know it's every waking moment is a nightmare and it is too retarded to even wish for death.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 05:57
|
|
|
Pro-Tip: Don't eat your cat's poo poo and you won't get parasites. I know that many of you wish to emulate dogs by just putting every piece of disgusting garbage you come across into your craws without a second thought, but you need to resist that basal urge.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 18:06
|
|
|
Never before have I seen so many Literal Hitlers in one thread. I hope you dog-lovers are proud of your horribleness.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 19:22
|
|
|
A friend of mine had this chihuahua who's body mass was about 45% eyeball, because those fuckin' things were always bulging grotesquely out of its skull (which coincidentally made up another 45% of this poor creature's body mass) and they were constantly getting infected because parts of the eye that were never meant to be exposed constantly were and Jesus Christ that animal was disgusting. It loved less than two years. Dogs are an abomination against God.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 21:58
|
|
|
My wife's puppy are some sugar free gum last night. Thankfully I was up late playing Fallout 4 (because I am a responsible adult that makes good life choices) and decided to take her out to potty before going to bed, so I noticed the chewed up package of Orbitz Winter Blast™ in the living room. For those not in the know many sugar-free products use an artificial sweetener called Xylitol, which is harmless to humans but in dogs it causes their blood sugar levels to fall faster than someone who's pissed off the mob and their livers to liquefy like a witch in a monsoon. So at 1am we made a mad dash to MSU's Small Animal Veterinary Learning Hospital to save this retarded animal that decided to try and commit suicide by stale candy. Luckily her little puppy inner ear isn't fully developed, leading her to get carsick and horf up a huge ball of undigested dry dog food and a piece of gum. Once at the clinic they injected her with a vomit inducing drug and she promptly spewed up the rest of the gum. $300 and two hours later we left her at the clinic to be observed overnight. Currently her glucose levels are good, but they're holding her until this evening in order to be absolutely sure she's out of the danger zone, and to run some tests on her liver to make sure she doesn't have permanent damage. The entire time this was going on what was my cat doing? Chillaxin' on the ottoman. What was she doing when we got back? Chillaxin' in the exact same position. And more importantly not costing me $1,200 because she doesn't try to eat everything she can get into her idiot mouth like the dog does. And that's the story of how Fallout 4 possibly saved my dog's life and why I only got three hours sleep last night. seriously though it was really loving scary and I don't want my dog to die.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 12, 2015 19:41
|
|
|
Ddraig posted:Horses really are terrible. My family has a history with horses and they're the dumbest, most stupid animals in existence. Their main purpose in life is to seemingly give up and drop dead at the drop of a hat. If they walk into a a river that's above an arbitrary level they'll just give up and die. Even when they aren't just up and dying for no reason they're still liable to just flip the gently caress out for literally no reason at all. I did not own horses, but growing up in a tiny village surrounded by farms many of my friends did, and I'd get roped into helping take care of the horses my friends' parents, siblings, or extended family owned. All the time while mucking out a stall I'd turn around to see a horse standing still, thinking no thoughts, and then out of nowhere start bucking and running around in a blind panic while the other horses just stared at their companion act like it was on fire with blank incomprehension on their stupid horse faces. I can only surmise that a horse's mind is an empty void filled briefly with flashes of madness that would put HP Lovecraft and HR Giger to shame. gently caress horses, and gently caress people that love horses. How humanity survived for thousands of years with horses as our main means of transportation is a mystery.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 13, 2015 19:57
|
|
|
My Imaginary GF posted:You don't take cats with you to war, you leave them home with women. Cats are too valuable to risk taking to war, left home with the superior gender. Dogs and men are expendable to an extreme. A good post.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 16, 2015 18:01
|
|
|
Flesh Forge posted:A dog will give its life to pull you out of a fire. A cat will poo poo in your bathtub. Dogs: too loving stupid not to run into a fire and burn to death.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 17, 2015 20:27
|
|
|
PenisMonkey posted:First animal to orbit the Earth? Dog. A dog who died. A cat would have done a textbook re-entry.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 17, 2015 23:03
|
|
|
mobby_6kl posted:
Cats have become the mayor of entire towns. And a train station manager in Japan. Thus cats are ones in positions of power to order dogs to their death.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 18, 2015 13:47
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 18, 2024 13:56 |
|
|
Medieval Medic posted:So you are saying cats are literally Hitlers. If you check my post history you'll see I already conclusively and scientifically proved that it is in fact dogs who are literally Hitlers.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 18, 2015 14:26
|
|
