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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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This may be the hottest possible take on the Paris attacks



I can't tell what I like more, the frankly mystifying emojis at the bottom, or that 183 people thought this was a smart thing to say.

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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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It's fake you idiots

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Krispy Kareem posted:

Don't Mosques have call to prayers over loudspeakers? Might be annoying 5 times a day in a residential area. I realize churches have bells, but that's not really the same thing.

I think they are supposed to, but the one near my home doesn't. Could be a common practice in Muslim minority areas.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/831552409302339588

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Maria Bamford is good, but I think I like Tig Notaro more. Is this an acceptable opinion?

Tig Notaro's "I just found out I have cancer" set is one of the the greatest things I ever heard.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Leon Einstein posted:

My sister was defending Pence about this. So it's ok for the VP of the USA to refuse 1 on 1 meetings with women. Sounds like he is unfit for the job.

He doesn't though, he just doesn't eat or drink alcohol alone with other women. Dude had a female Lt. Governor, pretty sure he met with her one or two times.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Leon Einstein posted:

Business lunches are a thing

Yeah, and "won't have one-on-one dinners" with women and "won't meet one-on-one with women" are two pretty different things.

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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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genetic_knockout posted:

So anecdotally at least, it seems like no one actually gives a poo poo and just instead are really happy if you just try.

Near as I can tell it's a *-American thing. First gen immigrants don't get too upset about it. But ethnic minorities raised in the U.S. can get upset.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Bombadilillo posted:

He wasn't the creeper. Creeper was some rando. He saw her publicly explaining to the mass off autistics that are the atheist community how not to scare women and decided to drop in his 2 cents. Which was again " middle Eastern women have it worse shut up." Dude injected himself into the situation.

It was the craziest loving thing, because it started with her not even naming the guy who did it, and saying "hey if you want more women then don't hit on women in elevators after they just said they don't like getting hit on at conventions" and then it turned into a several month long blood-feud.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS posted:

a security guard did go up to the room but he got shot

Also, he didn't disable the fire system, the hotel used it to identify what room he was in.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:

My girlfriend remembered those people during her time working in Starbucks in university. Customers always think they are clever when they say their name is "Remove Harper" or "I'm Gay" or calling her that "Jap lady" when she had a flag of Thailand on her aporn. If it wasn't for the gym and brazilian jiu jitsu, I am pretty sure she would have murder a customer before she left.

I'm an idiot, what does the bold one mean?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Mak0rz posted:

:canada:

He was our last Prime Minister and pretty unpopular except among really conservative types

I'm also Canadian, I just couldn't figure why people were trying to troll a Thai woman with that. I guess I was just overthinking it.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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RatHat posted:

Isn't that point pretty valid? Or did internet companies get greedier over the years or something?

The FCC was more or less enforcing NN until 2014. They got sued over it and the court said they couldn't impose those regulations without declaring that broadband providers were common carriers. In 2015 the FCC said, "fine, broadband providers are now common carriers." Which his how Net Neutrality has been maintained until now.

So Cruz is technically correct that the FCC is only reversing a two year old policy. But it's a policy that only needed to exist as of 2014.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Puppy Time posted:

That and the use of "problematic" which I don't think I've seen used seriously in years, because people realized it's less vague to just say racist/sexist/homophobic/whatever.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=results&qid=1516228562

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Oops. It was just a bunch of people in Great Race Space saying problematic.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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AlbieQuirky posted:

They existed at the same time, and can syrup was definitely better than bottle syrup.

You can still buy can syrup, and it is indeed better.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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How are you defining legally owned here? If any underage person steals their parent's or neighbour's gun would you consider that not a legally owned gun?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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timefly posted:

But what is the law, he says it's unique in how it compels you to use certain words or you can be prosecuted? Or maybe not everyone but maybe JP qualifies? I don't know, I looked it up the first time he mentioned it and it was obvious it wasnt likely to ever be applied but I don't remember now

He's talking about the Canadian Human Rights Act, specially the combination of adding "gender identity or expression" to the list of protected categories and the Act's anti-harassment language. The question is whether repeatedly misgendering a trans person is harassment, and the answer is probably yes. So yes Peterson (or any other professor) could potentially face a fine for repeatedly misgendering a student. This isn't unique, in that you'd probably face similar sanctions for e.g. repeatedly calling a Wiccan student a heathen. But it's more live because it's harder to talk around or ignore someone's gender identity than their religion.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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DicktheCat posted:

Is that not enough?


It's just a bit hosed up to lump people with terrible ideas like Goodkind or Anthothy in with someone who sexually abused their own daughter for years.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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This entire thing is fake.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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Sarcopenia posted:

What do you mean?

Both the tweet and the article it refers to aren't real. It's a prank that exists solely to bait people into making racist comments.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Arivia posted:

The big criticism of Stan Lee is that he didn't give other people credit for working on things with him, especially notably Jack Kirby. Some people call it stealing, some people call it misattribution, but Lee didn't give others the credit they were due for sure. Note that that was a big problem in comics in general - Gil Kane only recently was officially noted as one of the creators of Batman, for example.

It's not quite that. Stan always gave credit to people who worked on the comics. And marvel was the first place to publicly credit the artists, letterers, etc on the comic page. What he didn't do was share/give credit for creating the comics in the first place. Lee was the face of Marvel comics, and was happy to claim that he invented Spider-Man, The Fantastic Four and others, when that (depending on who you ask) was either completely or partially false.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Midnight Voyager posted:

What the hell phone do you have? Mine buzzes like a text.

I've got a pixel and it was loud as hell, the whole situation is tragic, but I'm 2200 km away. There's really nothing I could do about it.

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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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If it is possible to be set up threatening the mother of your child, you deserve to be set up.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
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PurpleXVI posted:

As for wasps I've literally never been stung by them and have no idea what the hell other people are doing to manage it. I've been stung by bees twice because I was being a moron but wasps never.

You can straight up hit wasps and they won't sting you. You get stung when you either A) make a wasp feel confined B) threaten the hive.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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zoux posted:

So like can someone do something with that info or what

e: alright I'm back to not knowing what Glenn Greenwald's deal is


They genre of very serious people who persist in believing that Trump has thoughts and opinions other that self-aggrandizement and pique is fascinating to me.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Data Graham posted:



Iunno, seems like we're in spitting distance

I'm genuinely curious if you understand why what you just said is stupid. Do you understand the difference between net worth and a yearly budget?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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T-man posted:

I mean, cash doesn't actually matter as much as, say, all their land and their property and their delicious, delicious other means of production. Imagine if Amazon became a goods distribution system for a socialist state, or even better for a communist society.

Precisely what about actually existing communists or socialists makes you think they would be capable of organizing said goods distribution system?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Somfin posted:

What makes the current organisation structure acceptable to you?

There's lots of things wrong with capitalism, but none of it's problems make, "amazon, but communist" any less of a sad joke.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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EL BROMANCE posted:

Don’t worry, a bigger idiot was happy to swoop in and take his place.


https://twitter.com/dethkruzer/status/1170724592857571329?s=20

"It's other people's fault I was dumb enough to fall for an obvious parody" might be my favorite brand of internet idiocy.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

Where do these people live that they've never encountered a unisex restroom? I'm in NYC and you'd be lucky to find a bar or even a small restaurant with more than one restroom.

I've never been in a unisex washroom that wasn't single occupancy. Even the newer ones have a bunch of little rooms that lock with toilets.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Ugato posted:

I didn’t know who the monsters were that didn’t like smarties but I’m relieved to know they don’t exist

Smarties are terrible.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Ben Nevis posted:

This is the day I learned that people aren't familiar with satirical christian news sites.

Babylon Bee is a version of the Onion, and much like the Onion, it's actually pretty easy to get a handle on what their actual views are. And yeah, they are not so fond of the anifa.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Vib Rib posted:

https://twitter.com/KristalTepig/status/1184987484637335553
Capping that led me to this which seems like a dumb take, but then a bunch of people are agreeing so did something happen I'm not aware of because I've been out of the loop for a while and maybe this is a good take and I'm the idiot.

Contrapoints had voice lines by a guy named Buck Angel (who is apparently a shitheel) on her most recent video and the people who tried cancel her for not wanting to be asked her pronouns are gearing up for round two.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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rodbeard posted:

Babylon Bee bills itself as satire so it can whine about Snopes labelling it's stuff as fake when it gets shared unironically by right-wingers out of context.

No they call them selves satire because they are a satirical site you yutz. Also, lol that you think Snopes came out of that looking good.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Bombadilillo posted:

This is very accurate.

It was in-jokes. Now its generic con Facebook memes. Probably because that got more clicks.

Yeah, you still get stuff like this. But more and more of their output is just lazy crap like this.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:



Someone translate this.

Trans men will describe their lived experience using the word "misandry." This means they are basically MRAs, so we, the TERFs, are right to hate them.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

He was speaking in opposition to Net Neutrality, so gently caress him, he deserved all the mockery he got and more for spewing bullshit in service to telecom profits.

Real talk, that so many people are uninterested or actually incapable of evaluating statements on any other basis than, "which side is this guy on?" Is really bad.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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zoux posted:

"Emotional labor" is loving spoon theory, change my mind

"Emotional labor" both in it's original sense of, "paid work where part of your job is performing certain emotions e.g. serving" and it's new internet sense of, "doing anything that requires emotion effort" is distinct from spoon theory. Because spoon theory is about how all kinds of traditionally low-effort tasks (both physical and emotional) can become a drain on the reduced capacity of a person with a disability.

"Emotional labor" is about highlighting how certain tasks are (in fact) work for everyone.

What they share is that they can both be abused to justify being an rear end in a top hat, but that's true of basically everything on the internet.

Also, I don't actually think the message in her twitter thread is wrong, it's just she uses so much professional/therapeutic language it makes her sound like a frigging pod person.

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Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

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zoux posted:

If someone replied to me with that template after I was reaching out to them I think I'd be pretty sore about it.


Oh, that template is loving nuts, but again that's a function of her language choices. If you reached out to someone and got, "Sorry man, I'm [slammed with work/my wife needs me right now/I'm in a lovely place myself right now] can we talk tomorrow?" that wouldn't be so bad right? And for all I know she's using appropriate language for whatever weirdass bluecheck subculture she's in.

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