Corley posted:

Ummm... is it just me or does that crying child have a giant black cock?

im gay posted:

Someone is having a meltdown on my feed.

Barack Obama posted:

“We are not well served when, in response to a terrorist attack, we descend into fear and panic. We don’t make good decisions if it’s based on hysteria or an exaggeration of risks.

“When individuals say we should have a religious test and that only Christians, proven Christians should be admitted, that’s offensive.

“I cannot think of a more potent recruitment tool for Isil [Isis] than some of the rhetoric that’s been coming out of here during the course of this debate.

“Isil seeks to exploit the idea that there’s war between Islam and the west, and when you see individuals in positions of responsibility suggesting Christians are more worthy of protection than Muslims are in a war-torn land, that feeds the Isil narrative. It’s counter-productive. And it needs to stop.

“And I would add, these are the same folks who suggested they’re so tough that just ‘talk to Putin’ or staring down Isil [will work] … but they are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America as part of our tradition of compassion. At first they were too scared of the press being too tough on them in the debates. Now they are scared of three-year-old orphans. That doesn’t seem so tough to me.”

Henchman of Santa posted:

You think that person would listen to Obama?

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Oh good. Time to go terrible social media post spelunking

...



That was fast.

Thinky Whale posted:

Just got my first sighting in the wild of a friend of a friend posting the thing about "Allah, the moon god of Arabia." It feels like a rite of passage.

Though I have to say, I have some friends from when I worked at a tiny private Christian college, and 99% of them have been supportive of the refugees

Soviet Commubot posted:

The half-joking response I've seen to that is "it seemed to turn out pretty well for everbody in the end in that story".

Henchman of Santa posted:

We post here because we have the etiquette not to do it on fb

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Picnic Princess posted:

If you're a guy. If you're a girl it means you desperately want to marry them and have their babies.

Elderbean posted:

I tried contesting the whole "gun control causes crime in chicago" meme and mentioned poverty. Immediately strawmanned as being someone who thinks violent crime is excusable if you're poor.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Anything that starts with Al can't be trusted. It's why I stopped watching Al Roker.

RFC2324 posted:

Well, apparently the highest muslim population in the world is in Indonesia, a nation made up of islands, so I assume they have some kind of ability to make boats.

pastor of muppets posted:

My brother-in-law is at it again.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Someone fighting the good (albeit overly nitpicky about grammar) fight: https://www.facebook.com/reece.monkman/posts/10206919265531746

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

oval office

Lamprey Cannon posted:

Also, point #6 seems to be saying that people who get shot by cops, even if they complied with all the cop's requests, are somehow responsible for getting shot by not being 'safe'.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's this one!



Because any woman would ruin any man's life given the chance!

Pastry of the Year posted:

I, uh, get what you're saying, but there's a world of difference between "this man is an rear end in a top hat" and "this man committed a violent felony".

Elderbean posted:

Someone linked an article about teachers that accidentally ate some pot brownies and this happened. Good luck pop heads.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Oh god. Now you've done it. Last time someone said they weren't interested in sleeping with a trains person in pyf was a 10 page derail.

fullroundaction posted:

Did you know that if you replace some amount of letters in a word with some amount of different letters it sometimes makes a new word?



Stupid concept aside, I'm still not even close to understanding what the intended meaning of this is.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

How do I join the War Against Undertale Fans

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

I get what you're saying - I'm willing to bet the Sonic fan wiki is a magical land of weird sexual theories, like that Chip and Ironicus Retsupurae where the guy thought that Eggman kidnapped Cream the Rabbit's mother to rape her. Still, this one is so bizarre and unfounded, even beyond just having a sex-obsessed mind (it connects circumcision to the mass fluoridation of the American water supply, for example) it could only be outdone by suggesting that the entire Super Mario series is a critique against "females" for always getting back with the rear end in a top hat even when a nice guy keeps butting in to save them, and how a nice guy can continue to love a female even after she has an rear end in a top hat's baby (Super Mario Sunshine [1] [2]) and that female still won't see that he has earned her. Further, Mario's ability to run and jump is evidence of support for health at any size, and that the females of the universe won't get with him is evidence of the double standard that says females can judge male physical appearance, but men cannot do the same. Really, Miyamoto is clearly a men's rights activist, and further -

Picnic Princess posted:

Lottery of Babylon posted:

At Will employment can be both good and bad.

Mr E posted:

I for one welcome the extinction of the white race.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

weed makes people weird

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Less bickering and more content please!

If you haven't already come across this, please enjoy a very awkward anti-marijuana campaign:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/20/stoner-sloth-anti-drug-campaign-gets-reality-check-as-medical-experts-walk-away

DemeaninDemon posted:

Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium.

IronDoge posted:

This beauty popped up in my newsfeed.

Krispy Kareem posted:

I can get behind that shout out. Although in my case it was more family with 9-5 jobs who can't understand why 22 year old me working service industry jobs can't do poo poo on weekends.


I obviously know nothing about Australia - how does the government push for lower wages? Was there a differential that people got by law for working weekends or does the parliament set actual wages in the private sector?

subpar anachronism posted:

Unironic 'fashion' post.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That's an age old political tactic, though. If anybody is the slightest bit prominent they're going to have cameras around them a lot and have people taking their picture. Somebody as important as "literally the highest political office in a nation of 300 million people" is going to have a hard time going somewhere that cameras are not going to follow. It's a question of volume; take thousands of pictures of somebody and you're going to be able to find enough to make him look like a complete doofus. On the other end you're going to find a few that make him look like a prestigious person in a prestigious position.

So of course that person's opposition is going to go through the thousands of pictures, find the handful that makes him look like a tool, and plaster them everywhere saying "hey look at how much this guy sucks! These pictures make him look bad lol he's a weak poo poo bag amirite?"

cash crab posted:

I thought this was the Thieves Guild for a second.


Ah, yes. "[blank] tries [blank]". My favourite type of clickbait.

CommonShore posted:

Yeah man. I draw pretty much the same line. Almost every successful diet works because it makes a person think twice about what gets shoved in the pie hole. If someone is trying to get to a healthy weight and is on some kind of bullshit paleo retardfest, I just keep my mouth shut and let them get under 2000 calories or whatever however they manage to get there.

I will call people out on that same kind of bullshit if they're spreading misinformation and/or harrassing other people, though.

brain.centipedes posted:

Same dude again. Still have no idea what his problem is.

oldpainless posted:

I bet they all just look the same to you.