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BigglesSWE posted:The stuff about Canadians being so nice is just a weird stereotype, but as stereotypes go, being accused of being "nice" is probably one of the more tolerable ones. Your furniture is nice, and your meatballs aren't anyone's first choice but no one really hates them. And all your people are either sexy blonde ladies or dudes in metal bands.
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I'm Polish and German. I am simultaneously highly efficient and perplexed by lightbulbs.
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The Drunk History Tesla sketch was one of my favorites. Crispin Glover was fantastic as Edison
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They make you watch a video about SIDS and the proper ways to lay a baby down to sleep before jury duty here. It's meant as a way to ensure that people from all walks of life will see it, but testimonials from grieving parents are a little hard to take when it's 730 in the morning and you have an exciting day of jury duty selection ahead of you.
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If you're thinking about listening to Bruce Springsteen, you should probably listen to early Tom Waits instead. He has the whole washed-up drunken regret thing locked, and does a lot of fun, inventive stuff besides. I suppose Tom Waits' butt on an album cover probably wouldn't sell as many records, though.
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Feb 9, 2016 18:14
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My maternal grandparents came to the US from Poland between the world wars, basically as refugees. My cousin, who grew up hearing the same terrible stories about their experiences as I did, has been posting anti-immigration/refugee memes and talking about America for Americans for months now. I know we're a few generations removed from that, but jfc.
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Mar 4, 2016 00:01
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FlyinPingu posted:I care very much about the name of cookies I dunno, the name of these made me curious enough to buy them:  They were alright, but I've had better. Definitely a step up from cookie purgatory.
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Mar 7, 2016 00:43
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TheDon01 posted:This kinda poo poo is totally my jam. Where some crazy posts a screed to the completely wrong person because they share a similar name. That may have been a sportscaster in my area by the name of Gerry Sandusky, who is no relation to the Jerry Sandusky of Penn State and child molestation. He's apparently had a rough few years.
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Mar 30, 2016 06:09
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His, hair, duh. Do you guys not get that he doesn't like having long hair?
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Apr 3, 2016 23:43
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Christmas Present posted:ummm p sure I saw no mention of setting traps to acquire skins to make the necessary cord out of I think that's just an assumed part of emo or screamo or whatever.
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Apr 4, 2016 01:40
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It leaves marks on your clothes even though it says it doesn't. Mitchum gel for life 
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May 14, 2016 16:10
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Ratjaculation posted:Has anyone ever done a I always wonder what people who go on and on about ARE FLAG think about like, American flag bikinis. Surely getting Ol'Glory all bunched up in your taint is just as offensive as letting it touch the ground? Anyway, AVClub comments may be cheating, but this made me roll my eyes a little. A short article about Nick Cave releasing a new album/concert film originally had the headline "Move over, Beyonce: Nick Cave is doing a Lemonade for creepy white dudes". Kinda dumb, but whatever, cool news. Cue this sort of thing:    They changed the headline, but those are some bristly (and probably creepy) white dudes.
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May 29, 2016 16:23
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hackbunny posted:They censored the wrong part of the photo There's a right part of that photo?
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Jun 10, 2016 23:53
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Even if her five year old did take it, she's the one who shared it.
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Jun 12, 2016 03:11
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EmmyOk posted:I have a perfect red dot on the end of my nose and every few months someone I've known for years notices and asked when did I get a scratch on my nose and I tell them I've always had it and then they call me Rudolph. So I know your no make-up struggle My boyfriend has a birthmark on his neck that looks like a really fresh, angry hickey. People assume I'm either a sex fiend or a vampire when they notice it for the first time. Also who the gently caress thinks getting your hair and nails done is an exclusively white thing?
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Jun 20, 2016 01:16
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I was "scouted" by a modeling agent at 15 or so, and my mom made me go to the agency to check it out because she saw dollar signs for college. At the time, I was a 5'11, 120 lb bag of bones, and, after stripping down to my bra and underwear to get measured by a scary middle aged lady, was told I had potential, but I'd need to lose ten pounds before they'd sign me. I don't think I could have done that and like, lived, and fortunately my mom agreed. Still kinda hosed me up. I love fashion, but it's a terrible industry.
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Jun 20, 2016 16:27
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My mom recently cut contact with a lifelong friend because she apparently can't talk about anything but Amway anymore. It's a shame, I always thought she was such a cool lady when I was growing up. The only MLM person on my feed is into Herbalife. She's an award-winning chef who has taken a ton of nutrition classes, I have no idea what's come over her. She used to post food porn, now it's just bottles of algae. And selfies meant to show how well it's working, despite the fact she looks exactly the same (and still overweight) in all of them.
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Jun 29, 2016 23:34
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My phone takes pictures just by touching the screen. If I didn't use a lock screen, I'd have ten thousand pictures of the inside of my purse. I'm also a huge slut, of course.
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Jul 10, 2016 00:31
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I used to sometimes go to this store, Loehmann's, which was sort of an upscale version of places like TJMaxx and Marshalls. Weirdly, the dressing room was one big space with mirrors everywhere, and you tried on clothes in front of a bunch of other women. When camera phones started becoming a thing, they started demanding that everyone shut their phones off in front of an employee before going in, because they had had problems with women photographing other women and then selling the photos to creeper websites. I don't ever remember seeing that on the news either.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:18
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Melissa McCarthy is a woman who doesn't give them boners. Therefore, definitely a misandrist.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:32
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Cock kitty here. My vagina is an early 00's Hot Topic band.
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Jul 14, 2016 21:41
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As an adult, I can look at the whole Disney Princess thing and be kind of appalled. But I know that as a little girl, I'd have been all over that poo poo.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:54
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Mu Zeta posted:I usually buy pink stuff (pens, bottle openers, whatever) because I found nobody steals them. I used to have a wonderful gay porn lighter I bought for this exact reason. Hold it in your hand for like thirty seconds, the fireman's pants disappeared and it was boner city. May have been the only lighter I ever had that I had to replace because it ran out of fuel, not because someone accidentally pocketed it.
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Jul 15, 2016 20:21
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Byzantine posted:I always parse this as MTGOX, the failed Bitcoin exchange. I imagine there's significant overlap.
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Jul 18, 2016 01:33
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Dollars to donuts, this girl is every bit as annoying irl. Studying abroad in France does terrible things to people.
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Jul 19, 2016 01:34
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Weatherman posted:"Oldpainless"? More like oldgirthless, geddit? You could've gone with oldpeenless.
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Jul 20, 2016 05:45
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Byzantine posted:So what's the excuse for why the Soviet Union didn't immediately start bellowing that it was faked?
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Jul 20, 2016 18:05
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How good a person you are, much like how good you are at sex, is up to other people to decide.
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Jul 20, 2016 18:42
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The "white heritage" thing is ridiculous for a lot of reasons, not least that it's blatantly untrue. There are scholarships available for people of just about any European heritage (I myself was able to apply for German, Polish and Lithuanian ones). My city has Greek, Russian, Irish and Italian festivals (as well as more I'm sure I'm forgetting), plus a German Christmas market, all of which feature traditional food, music, dancing, crafts, etc., and I'm sure larger cities have even more than that. I realize that a lot of the people who complain about Black History month or Chinese New Year parades or whatever live in places where the biggest cultural event is a sale at Walmart, but come the gently caress on.
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Jul 24, 2016 13:53
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Intoluene posted:How do people seriously think the masons are a secret anymore? At least go for broke and claim it's the illuminati. The charity pancake breakfasts my uncle's lodge did were definitely a sinister brainwashing or recruitment plot. They're probably working with the syrup sector.
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Jul 29, 2016 13:54
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Elblanco posted:The title of the article makes it very clear that the writer believes themselves to be the most important person ever. Jesus, just because someone wants to lose weight, doens't mean it has anything to do with you! I particularly like the part where she eats a whole bag of mini Snickers when people talk to her about their diets.
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Aug 26, 2016 17:54
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The writer of that piece seems like someone who'd bring a six pack to an AA meeting and then get offended when they're asked to leave
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I mean, Cosmo and the like have been doing that poo poo for years
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