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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Thats why i respect and love laughing colours .......for those beautiful post

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Idiots on Social Media: I would help keep them open if they bought my sperm

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

Birb Katter posted:

Proving once again that a man's reputation is more important than a woman's safety.

I, uh, get what you're saying, but there's a world of difference between "this man is an rear end in a top hat" and "this man committed a violent felony".

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Birb Katter posted:

There is also a world of difference between 'this man is made to feel bad' and 'this woman had a violent felony committed against her'

No poo poo, dude.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sure, you may have followed Sementanks dot com on Facebook in order to keep informed about the best deals and sales on semen tanks, but you'll also appreciate their cutting-edge political commentary.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

PUGGERNAUT posted:

an unironic "women be shopping" in 2015

PSYCHO MANTIS: I see you haven't experienced LAUGHING COLOURS—





Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Vulpes posted:

Is Laughing Colors the new Funny man with jokes and laughing?

No, Laughing Colours is presented entirely without irony, although I could see how its tenuous command of English and overreliance on clipart might make you think otherwise.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

In places like India, companies sell skin-whitening lotions. If you have lighter skin, it means you don't work in the sun and are thus higher class.

It also means by any instant u can have #nuclear_attack

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



The ticket is $275 an they take your board smh ... Open your eyes to New World Order ... Don't be trapped in a trapped world

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Funny Club comin' at you with some last-minute passive-aggression for 2015:



I;m gona see who cares

P.S. I no who cares

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lonely Virgil posted:

This person shares a post defending Cosby at least once a day.





'accomblishments'

Rape, raper, rapest

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Just to clarify: this is a screenshot of a photograph of a phone displaying a Facebook status update.



It has been shared 56,000 times.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Goosed it. posted:

But what were they going to mix with the flour? They literally can't make anything except some sort of water-flour paste.

GRANOLA BAR PIZZA

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

The exception to prove the rule is the A.V. Club comments section, where I will wander through the comments on reviews for films I have no desire to see, just to take in the pun threads, Simpsons references, and actual analysis with nary a "gay cuck" in sight.

Best-ever AV Club comment:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


this is what happens when you sexually imprint on shareware

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


If those pants are legit belted at his waist, that man has just a terrible rear end.

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Apr 12, 2013


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Apr 12, 2013

dijon du jour posted:

I can't believe "cock carousel" is a term I've now heard twice.

I can't believe you went to the county fair even once.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

FlyinPingu posted:

remember when vibram got sued cuz their claims that their shoes were good for you were bunk and that people were experiencing BONE LOSS from wearing them

ha ha

Went on a first date with someone who turned out to be wearing those shoes, can confirm BONE LOSS

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Apr 12, 2013


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Apr 12, 2013

WrenP-Complete posted:

And pregnant children...

Arguably the worst kind of child

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kashclarke posted:

But, he was the bad guy. I guess it's just a physical attraction....

Edit: Sorry new page, just this girl's face makes me not want to

https://twitter.com/AndreaRussett/status/773334164506488832?lang=en

obligatory



also



#Covered #Protected #Blessed

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Palisader posted:

Does anyone know what "one point over my limit" means? I feel like knowing what she was fired for will make this even funnier.

It's actually just depressing.

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

nooo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Idiots on Social Media: Rex starts talking about socialism

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Nonbaka posted:

It's not even about the color of the gums

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

RFC2324 posted:

Getting drunk and having fun outside on stage is never a bad choice.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Munchables posted:

"Haha I wonder what it would feel like for the player to get raped and would the player feel embarrassed getting raped in front of pyramid head haha just for fun haha and"

Pyramid Head's apron probably smells like one of Yoshi's eggs I mean hahaha wouldn't that be dumb and unlikely

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

But what if it did

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

KiteAuraan posted:

I care because I don't want my friendly alien buddy dying. Again.

just lol if you are not constantly in the EAT CANDY ZONE

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

let's go to Cracker Barrel









#crackerbarelbadservice

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Apr 12, 2013

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Apr 12, 2013

CommonShore posted:

Victorious?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

WrenP-Complete posted:



nah nah nah nah, na nah, na nuh.
can't cuck this.

I love the word filter.

Idiots on Social Media: This blog has a lewd limit.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Elblanco posted:

I saw this on the show mayday. The air traffic Controller was not deemed at fault I believe, but was so messed up because of the accident, he quit and kind of just stopped doing stuff. This dude tracked him down and stabbed him in front of his home.

gently caress these "kickassfacts"

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


"Huddy Mra Buddy" sounds like the name of a doll that, when you pull its string, will tell you all about ladder theory

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