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Soviet Commubot posted:The half-joking response I've seen to that is "it seemed to turn out pretty well for everbody in the end in that story". Kind of funny since a lot of the refugees were also facing literal crucifixion.
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Otana posted:
Tell him "Everyone in farming country says you are a loving idiot"
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ratbert90 posted:I am arguing with self proclaimed Christians about helping poor people, and that Jesus wants all Christians to help poor people. Matthew 25: 14-46 is all you need as it quotes Jesus directly. In a nutshell, He says if you dont help your fellow man you will burn in hell, period.
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I got an idiot to delete something. Seems like a win. The post was a picture of a suicide vest with a caption like "Democrats now want to regulate explosives HURR HURR HURR" Me: So you think explosive arent regulated? Idiot: no just poking fun at liberals that want to take peoples guns. Me: Weird I haven't heard anything at all about gun confiscations. My point was about how stupid of a straw-man arguement this is meme is trying to make, giving the aforementioned regulations. I've also started calling out anyone that posts anything like "shoot a liberal, blah, blah, blah" by saying "Are you advocating for shooting and killing Americans?" Every single one recants immediately. I like to throw in "Hey, you know GW said, 'if you see something, say something'. I'd hate to be the one that saw the signs and didn't alert the authorities" mds2 has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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Murphys Law posted:Everybody ready for that Green Moon? My Aunt who is a PhD shared this. She has no clue.
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EmmyOk posted:Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule This is perfect.
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Picnic Princess posted:Every civilization needs grain silos! My cousin is bitching about the new $20 bill. him: i'll only use $1's, $5's and $10's from now on. me: send me all of your $20's and I'll get rid of them for you. him: i only use a debit card. me: oh well this seems pretty silly then doesn't it. Wtf you damned idiot.
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My aunt is "part" Native American. She is the single most liberal person I have ever met. She is posting both pro "ban guns completely" and the wounded knee thing. Smh.
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SpacePig posted:Haven't there also been a handful of shootings on US military bases in the last few years? There was one like a month ago.
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The best way to battle an antivaxer is to post pictures of children with the terrible diseases that havent existed for 60 years. "so brave"
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ZoeDomingo posted:I finally saw a crazy Trump supporter in action. I posted something to my Facebook about how Trump seems to go against everything that Jesus taught, and yet is supported unquestioningly by so many evangelical and fundamentalist Christians. I mainly said how scary and heartbreaking it is that people who claim to follow Jesus would want to vote for someone like that. Superimpose some biblical text about false gods over a picture of Trump sitting on his throne in his golden apartment.
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I seem to have found the magic bullet to piss off any Trump supporter on facebook: Quote Donald Trump. Jesus, they get mad when you repeat the words of their prophet.
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Let me give some background on this rear end in a top hat because I live here. Last year he got caught using state funds and a state computer to hire online prostitutes. Then the prostitutes recorded him jacking off on his state computer's webcam and tried to black mail him. This is all while his wife was being treated for ovarian cancer. She's on the staff of billionaire governor Pete Ricketts, so he didn't resign. The year before that he was sharing messages from European neo-nazi groups on his twitter. He is also a champion of family values.
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TheKennedys posted:Saw this one with Iron Maiden from a couple of people as well. It's probably one of the less annoying "lol crowd size" memes going around, at least. I wish I would have seen that one, id share it. Just bought Maiden tickets 5 minutes ago!
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John Big Booty posted:Your turn. Another really good source is the Declarations of Secession from each of the confederate states. Most state slavery as being the reason in the first line or two. http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/primarysources/declarationofcauses.html
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Uh oh, Gerry did something bad.
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Looks like I'm going to buy some RC Cola for the first time in about 30 years.
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screaden posted:I love my local buy, swap, sell group. I moved to a small country town which has an older demographic and is small enough that it's one of those situations where nearly everyone knows everyone else so it's full of people not understanding how technology works, airing their dirty laundry and strange oddities. There is a group in my area called "Say or Sell Anything You Want". It is this exact thing. Though it does provide some entertainment every now and again when people start arguing about really stupid poo poo.
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Grem posted:I want to see all 246 comments. Please.
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zoux posted:
Never heard that name in my life.
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Jurgan posted:
I've been posting similar comments on my local media's facebook pages. It would be so much better for tourism if they did it on a weekend.
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psutify posted:Nazis vs. Juggalos I'm looking more forward to this than the mayweather fight.
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canyoneer posted:This happens all the time in online discussions around climbing/canyoneering where someone will boast about some practice that is super unsafe and can be made 500x safer with an extra 4 seconds or with correct equipment/training. Some idiot will say "well, I've done that for 20 years and I'm still alive". This happens with every hobby with any sort of dangerous factor to it. After 80 years of using a tablesaw my grandpa shortened his thumb up a little bit. He'll still tell you the way he does things is ok.
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Boywhiz88 posted:Call that dickhead out and don’t let this poo poo slide. gently caress anyone who has the nerve to call this poo poo a false flag. It’s always been hosed up, but I’m saying we shouldn’t stand for that poo poo anymore. Agreed. I called a someone a "stupid loving idiot" for saying that poo poo.
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Mak0rz posted:Holy poo poo she was the wife of that goon pornographer that made all those popular A/T threads... Holy poo poo.
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https://www.facebook.com/norma.nesci/posts/2078484795502813 [/quote] Owns
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Pththya-lyi posted:That is part of the reason for the Twilight/50 Shades hate, but really a huge part of the criticism is "the books are trash and the women and girls who like them are also trash." Fun prank I played on my friend. The day one of the Twilight movies premiered I posted an ad on craigslist stating "FREE Two Twilight tickets. Something came up and I cant make it. I want to make sure they go to a true fan. call me at (Best friends phone number)." He was teaching a class and got 20 calls in a 5 minute time frame. Suck it, Scott!
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artsy fartsy posted:This is freaking hilarious, but I hope he got you back (please tell us how.) He hasn’t yet, other than asking me to officiate his wedding. I know a big dose of karma is coming one day. A different friend tried to sell a boat motor on Craigslist. I created a fake Facebook profile with a picture of the biggest red neck I could find on google. I friended some of his friends and even his sister. Then I started emailing him about the motor for sale for about a week. Each email got more and more bizarre, even asking him if he could drop off the motor and ref a backyard wrestling match while he was there. He finally stopped responding so I pulled the ultimate goon move and emailed him a picture of his house. “You still live here? I’m gonna stop by sometime”. I had to let the cat out of the bag on that one because he was going to call the police. Craigslist can be a hell of a lot of fun.
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there wolf posted:Racist and also false. I think Goldens are responsible for for the most bites. Cocker Spaniels bite the most people. But they are small dogs and do minimal damage to ankles.
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jivjov posted:
If only there were some sort of licensing process to certify you are able to operate a car.
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Jerry Cotton posted:They don't put you to sleep for a colonoscopy. Or do they in the US Mostly asleep.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Wow. Isn't that adding a whole bunch of risk - especially since most people getting them are old - when they could just give you some pain-killers? (Seeing has how the only bit involved that has feeling is your bumhole.) They are uncomfortable as gently caress. I wouldn’t want to be awake. Edit: I am extremely terrible under sedation of any sort and remember part of my last one. Felt like someone was rooting around in my guts.
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When advertising my business I often mention all the other places potential customers could go.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'd be more inclined to think it was a joke if she weren't constantly posting stuff like this too. She's super tone deaf. Dairy cows are the best treated and happiest cows on the planet. It causes them a lot of pain NOT to be milked for fucks sake.
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Araenna posted:I mean, it wouldn't hurt of they let them nurse their calves tbf I believe Holsteins constantly produce milk, whether they are rearing a calf or not. I could also be completely wrong. I grew up in a farming community, every single cattle farmer I know/have ever known treats them like gold. Too big of an investment to abuse. These people should visit an actual farm some day.
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Hippie Hedgehog posted:The irony, it is strong with this one. I clearly admitted not knowing for sure about holsteins. I know my friend growing up had to milk his every day, no matter what. We didn't have any. quote:No, you are completely wrong and should go and visit a farm some day. ROFL! Seriously this is funny.
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Skwirl posted:Shot: it even keeps going. The last update is great. Tries to apologize to the family, flips out and breaks down part of their fence while calling the girlfriend a bitch.
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Sedge and Bee posted:The Trump Train is not his Twitter account though. Merely a group of his fascist bootlickers. The president retweeted it from his official account.
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