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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I clicked one of those Facebook side stories (Josh Duggar, the molesting one, is being sued by a porn actress for sexual assault and battery) and made the mistake of reading the comments.

These people posted on a public news story, so I'm not hiding their names.



I didn't have to cherry-pick, these are just what was there when I clicked.



My favorite is the one saying you can't rape a porn star.

Aphrodite has a new favorite as of 01:19 on Nov 19, 2015

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jennifer Lawrence used to be the one they all attacked for being 'fat'.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's this one!



Because any woman would ruin any man's life given the chance!

I assume that's edited, and not just horrible font usage?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Isn't the odds of being falsely accused of rape some ridiculously tiny number? So either he's the most unlucky guy in the world, or a legit rapist.

I believe it's estimated at 10% of reported rapes, which is itself estimated to be a minority.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

into the void posted:

This is essentially what The Mary Sue has boiled down to (yet Supergirl still gets a weekly glowing pass). That and the occasional article complaining extensively about such and such media, written by someone who opening admits to never watching/reading/playing said media. Can't even hate read that site anymore.

If you have a martian you get a pass on asians and LGBT.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She's talking about a specific casting.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

Muslims vs Jedi is probably what we would've ended up with if Lucas made episodes 7-9

Lightsabers are not Halal because they do not allow for the blood to leave the body.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Kardashians are famous for being famous. They got a TV show because one of them had sex on camera.

Kanye's legitimately talented though.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Why would you make snoop dog autograph an anime

It's all I had on me, and you're not not going to get Snoop's autograph.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I mean it's not a very good trailer, but a lot of it is totally misogyny.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I think the only school shooting where a whole class was actually killed was Sandy Hook :(

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's football. Just think of it as football.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

paradoxGentleman posted:

Inappropriate pokes? What does an inappropriate poke even look like in the context of Facebook?

Any poke, because who even uses poke on Facebook?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wildfires are completely normal in Alberta, because it's a dumb uninhabitable wasteland.

Picnic Princess posted:

Yes, I know, and that guy is offended by that which is what makes it funny.

They're going to use communist water!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's fine. The important parts of Canada are in the East. But not all the way East.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I just want to see how these people would react to someone like Buck Angel going into the women's room.

Actually maybe not because they'd probably try to kill him.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The army has all kinds of regulations about what you can say.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Fathis Munk posted:

I cannot get over the loving stupidity of thinking that this poo poo never happened before the laws (somehow crating that law and then not applying it in certain stores created the problem :confused:) or that they believe gun free zone signs don't work but toilet signs will.

I just loving can't it's such a hilariously dumb position to take and such a lovely hill to die on that my brain refuses to contemplate it.

That teacher is for sure citing attacks that happened in states that don't have bathroom laws.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Not knowing any of the Kardashians names is just as bad as knowing all of them.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She's right though, MMA judging is terrible.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

china bot posted:

Various comments from the NRA endorsement announcement on Donald Trump's Facebook page:




:downs:


I like the first guy recognizing the constitution couldn't account for things invented later, but not how that affects guns.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The "I don't know if this was a race thing or a lady thing" line in the trailer makes me laugh every time. Leslie Jones can't act at all but she's hilarious.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They already made a Ghostbusters movie that ruined everything.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Avenging_Mikon posted:

You found it funny because you don't know. The OP could have gotten that Pikachu without stopping the kids because it's instanced. One person catching doesn't remove it for anyone else. So they were an rear end for no reason.

That makes it funnier.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Tank Man actually very likely walked away.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

No, I mean he definitely walked away from the tanks. They didn't run him over or anything.

It's widely suspected that China never found out who he was and so never arrested him.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also Iron Man's creator is Stan Lee, who will tell you that making a new black female Iron Man was his idea anyway.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mu Zeta posted:

I think the accents in Preacher are bad. I knew immediately they weren't American actors.

That's just what Irish people sound like.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm joining the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants because I'm so much more evolved than regular humans.

My power is digesting this grain.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Henchman of Santa posted:

The a Capella group that sang the Canadian national anthem at the MLB All Star game changed the lyrics to include "All Lives Matter." This on the surface has nothing to do with social media, but one of them is a flat earther too.

https://twitter.com/adrianklee/status/753054139517661184

Specifically, one of them did it during a solo and the others had no idea. They suspended him from the group.

I forget where I saw the video, but the guy beside him does a great Mike Myers "George Bush doesn't care about black people" turn when he starts.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Except Paul Rudd, he'd be good as a Ghostbuster.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You can still be racist, sexist or homophobic once every 6 hours.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


"Merely picking up a book... and reading its cannot be considered the gospel truth" is amazing.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

oldpainless posted:

I have about 10 friends who post this on Facebook monthly and none of them are ever quiet about anything.

Well they're not lying then.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Inco posted:

Chinese, Japanese, and Vietnamese all use the same character (青) to represent both. These languages also have separate, more recent terms, to refer to blue and green, but most of them have only been used recently (Japan only started differentiating the two in schools after World War II, for instance), and if that word is used, the actual colour intended has to be inferred.

This concept is actually so common that there's an entire wikipedia article on it.

Yeah well that's why that plaque up on the moon is in English, not Chinese.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's not a very good skin and nobody even uses it either.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

We could have averted this disaster if grocery stores trusted their cashiers to count and let them use the number buttons.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

oldpainless posted:

lots of people are voting Trump because they don't want Hillary, not that they necessarily want Trump

Yeah a lot of people are stupid.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

oldpainless posted:

Are there any ladies who could weigh in on the truthfulness of that paper?

It's actually all about dick size.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Saddest Rhino posted:

what's )))))(((((( is that for identifying neo nazis

Brackets are what that Firefox extension used to put around Jewish names, so I guess it's like showing you're definitely not a Jew?

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