im going to feed the goats

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Are they cute goats or big piss-covered male goats?

Take pictures if they're cool non-piss-covered goats.

You can be giving them whatever rude gesture you prefer. Maybe base it on the origin of the goat breed.

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

They are very nice looking toggenburgs. Its only 1 mummy and 3 kids atm. Perfect goats to tale picture of

Okay so google says those are Swiss goats. Learn a rude Swiss gesture and make it at them and take a picture.

Take many pictures.

EDIT man I'd like to get high and pet a goat too :saddowns:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 07:27

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Flesh Forge posted:

What .... what is this business about piss covered goats.

The goat/farm threads in TFR and PI made me learn that male goats totally just piss all over themselves to attract ladies

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 07:30

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Those are good goats and I'm happy I looked at them before I went to bed.

A+ goat work

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 08:41

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I gotta say, I also liked looking at those goats after I got up, too.

Those goats withstand the test of time.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 16:00

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?

Delicious.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 23:59

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

Heres some photos i took for gbs this morning.

Big goat

Driving the big truck with lots of little goats around

This is the only goat i let drive the tractor

3 guard goats.

You are a good ~~man~~ ~~woman~~ ~~goat-haver~~ person who knows a goat-haver. I like these actual goats and this cow goat and these dog-goats and that chicken-goat for sure.

Maldoror posted:

what do you do with these goats

pets, milk, meat, all three?

(i hate goat milk)

But goat cheese is delicious

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 14:29

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

no

cow cheese only

(i don't like the sour tastes from the medium chain triglycerides, just a personal thing i guess )

You are a broken human being and/or a body snatcher

Either way I'm watching you

:catstare:

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 16:11

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Smoke a joint, pet a goat

That actually sounds like a pretty good Saturday evening to me

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 16:21

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

We need some more goat pictures up in here

Goat goons post your goats

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 03:52

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

mdm posted:

why would raining affect your decision to, as you put it, "spliffo"?

Because you can't light things if rain is falling on you???

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 05:26

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

Pecky becky with a bonus rabbit in the background

I would not sass at that chicken, she looks pretty hardcore

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 09:00

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

When we drive to my sister's at Thanksgiving I'm gonna try to get a picture of the yak ranch on the way. There is also an alpaca ranch and a buffalo or bison or whateverthefuck ranch.

It's pretty fuckin cool driving through the Rocky Mountains and all of a sudden "wait gently caress are those yaks?"

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Nubile Hillock posted:

On weekends the neighbour's chicken wanders over and hangs out sometimes. Lately I've been feeding it oats, and this morning we hung out quite a bit as my friend was coming over and I figured his kid would get a kick out of seeing a chicken. Apparently I made a chicken friend because after we came back from a little walk the chicken was just chillin' outside my room. It's still out there now

I want a chicken visitor, that's awesome

Ponderous Saxon posted:

Murderbird

All birds are murderbirds

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