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dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost


The Operative: No One Lives Forever is an funky 60's spy first person shooter with stealth elements that actually work! Released way back in 2000, it's a rare FPS that has actually aged pretty well although it took a bit of work to get it running on Windows 10. This was made back in those wild days before we had HD and widescreen. This game absolutely oozes charm. It's got a ton of incidental dialogue and I'll pick up as much as possible. I'm not actually super familiar with the game but I still think it's wonderful enough to see again. I might also dig into the sequel after this but that's a ways off yet!

There's actually not too much to know about the story that isn't explained within the game. We play as Cate Archer, the first female agent at Unity HQ, a clandestine world peacekeeping force. Of course sexism is in full force as she's yet to have any real operations in the field. But who knows! That could be changing soon. Very soon!

Videos

The Assignment
Scene 1/Polsy

Misfortune In Morocco
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Scene 2/Polsy (issues on Chrome at 25:34, skip past it)
Scene 3/Polsy

Requiem For A Spy
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Berlin By Night
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Unexpected Turbulence
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Care To Explain?
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Rendezvous In Hamburg
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A Tenuous Lead
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Scene 5/Polsy (issues on Chrome at 5:53, skip past it)

The Dive
Scene 1/2/Polsy
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If Our Demands Are Not Met
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A Man Of Influence
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Further Investigation Required
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Safecracker
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Scene 5/Polsy
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An Ounce Of Hope, A Pound Of Despair
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Rescue Attempt
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A Stern Warning
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Trouble In The Tropics
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Low Earth Orbit
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Good Luck And God Speed
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Alpine Intrigue
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The Indomitable Cate Archer
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A Very Large Explosion
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Such Is The Nature Of Revenge
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Bonus!
Agent Cate Snarker
In The Lounge: Bonus Music and Remixes
A Man Of Wealth, No Taste
Mission Briefings

dscruffy1 fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Feb 1, 2016

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dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
Dramatis Personae

Cate Archer



Fearless, flawless, and always fashionable. Our heroine, and the first female field agent in UNITY. A noble-born daughter of Scotland, she was orphaned at the age of 12 and grew up making a living on the streets where she was known under the alias "The Fox". Recruited into UNITY by Bruno Lawrie, whose wallet she unsuccessfully tried to lift. Since being recruited into UNITY she's had no luck in getting what she thinks of as "real work", but due to personnel issues that could change!

Bruno Lawrie



Code name Galahad, Bruno is one of UNITY's finest operatives. A little long in the tooth, he is nonetheless a highly effective operative. Responsible for bringing Cate into the fold, he still serves as a mentor and a source of support.

Mr. Jones



The chairman of The Committee, and the head of UNITY's clandestine operations. Mr. Jones is responsible for directing the operations UNITY undertakes and believes in Cate's performance. More supportive than Mr. Smith, he still does not tolerate incompetence and failure. Probably expected from the sort of business UNITY is in.

Mr. Smith



Deputy Chairman of The Committee. Desperately unlikable. Mr. Smith is an old hand, and retired from active field duty into an administrative job when his time came. He believes Bruno's time is far past, and also believes that Cate's time has not and will never come.

Dimitrij Volkov



A Russian spy, Volkov is notable for his ruthless efficiency and his calling card. Likely holds a grudge against Bruno Lawrie, who is responsible for Volkov's need for an eyepatch. Rumor has it Volkov is now the Director of Operations for HARM. But just what does HARM stand for?

Otto Schenker



Dr. Schenker is the head of the biological explosives department in Eastern Germany. Sounds intimidating! But certainly this won't have any effect on future efforts by UNITY to protect the free world.

Magnus Armstrong



Magnus Armstrong is a true blooded Scotsman with a heart of...well, not gold. But he's more into fair fights than he is into this whole wanton destruction thing. He has a grudging respect for Cate Archer due to her nationality and her damned perseverance. It's not every day you see someone skydive without a parachute and live.

Tom Goodman



Codename Bold Eagle (go figure), Tom Goodman is a welcome addition to the active agent roster. Thought killed in action during a mission in Amsterdam, it seems as though he was able to affect a daring escape. If he can stay that resourceful he'll surely be quite a boon in missions to come. It's just a shame about those shirts.

Inge Wagner



A horrifying operetta. Supposedly a relation of Richard Wagner, Inge has absolutely no vocal talent. Well, that's not being fair. She can shatter glass and cause physical pain to her listeners. But it doesn't sound good, if that's your question. No one seems to be willing to tell her so, however.

Baron Dumas



The head of Dumas Industries, spectacularly wealthy, and an unrivaled huntsman. If appearances are to be believed! Currently under investigation by UNITY for potential associations with HARM.

Baroness Dumas



The wife of Baron Dumas. Seems to have expensive tastes and shopping habits. Does not appreciate being called Chipmunk.

dscruffy1 fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 23, 2015

Sel Nar
Dec 19, 2013

Hell Yes.

I could gush about how this game oozes charm, wit, humour, and sundry from every possible angle, but, really, none of that's needed, as the game speaks for itself quite clearly.

I will say without reservation that the opening tune is one of the best, in part because it actually feels like a 60's-era spy thriller (or a James Bond movie).

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Oh hey, I've played this game very briefly at a store, back in the day, but never found out its name. I'll be sure to watch and see how it actually plays out.

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!
I remember having a fair bit of fun in multiplayer for both this and the sequel; are we going to see any videos of that?

edit: Oh, and yes, be the snarkiest agent in existence.

Atomikus fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Nov 15, 2015

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Be the snarkiest agent please.

ivantod
Mar 27, 2010

Mahalo, fuckers.
Also, sadly, a game unlikely to ever be released on services such as GOG or Steam since none of the potential rights-holders are even remotely interested in figuring out who actually owns the rights to it.

Night Dive tried and failed to make this happen, unfortunately--the big corporations just aren't interested, even when somebody else offers to do hard work for them of making the game run on modern hardware/OS.

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
This game is great.

ivantod posted:

Also, sadly, a game unlikely to ever be released on services such as GOG or Steam since none of the potential rights-holders are even remotely interested in figuring out who actually owns the rights to it.

Night Dive tried and failed to make this happen, unfortunately--the big corporations just aren't interested, even when somebody else offers to do hard work for them of making the game run on modern hardware/OS.

That's too bad! I'd definitely pick this up (and the sequel) again if given the chance.

HolyDukeNukem
Sep 10, 2008

I'm so glad someone is LPing this again! This along with NOLF 2 are probably up there as my favorite games of all time. Please be snarky, it is the only choice.

Also LP NOLF 2 please.

Bacter
Jan 27, 2012

Nie wywoluj wilka z lasu, glupku.
Never heard of this, but it looks super interesting!

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I wish I could play this myself, but without stuff like GoG getting it...

Well, it'll be interesting to see this play out, at least!

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

ivantod posted:

Also, sadly, a game unlikely to ever be released on services such as GOG or Steam since none of the potential rights-holders are even remotely interested in figuring out who actually owns the rights to it.

Night Dive tried and failed to make this happen, unfortunately--the big corporations just aren't interested, even when somebody else offers to do hard work for them of making the game run on modern hardware/OS.

This is pretty much true and that's awful.

http://kotaku.com/the-sad-story-behind-a-dead-pc-game-that-cant-come-back-1688358811

Atomikus posted:

I remember having a fair bit of fun in multiplayer for both this and the sequel; are we going to see any videos of that?

edit: Oh, and yes, be the snarkiest agent in existence.

I've heard good things about the multiplayer but having never played it and needing to dig up ways to play it, I'm leaning towards no. I'm probably going to do the sequel at some point though! That being said I think there is still an active community for the game, multiplayer and all, which is how I got it working on Windows 10. I still run into graphical glitches on occasion but that only takes a little dicking around.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
YES. I love these games, played them a bunch of times; they do managed to do the intelligent parody bit just perfectly while still being fun to play.
Speaking of the sequels: there are two and one of them is horrible. Please do both.

edit: I don't remember the release dates, but could the Carrigton team mention be a reference to Perfect Dark and its own completely absurd secret service?

anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Nov 15, 2015

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.
NOLF LP? Watching!

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
No One Lives Forever
By Scruffy
:getin:

Such a shame about the rights issues preventing the game from being released on modern platforms, too (but eh, it's not the only game that is subjected to such fate)

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

How in the world did you manage to get it running on a modern system? Does it work for the sequel as well?

berryjon posted:

NOLF LP? Watching!
:neckbeard:

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
This game has oddly detailed faces, which just makes the lightly textured club-hands they have stand out more.

Also: Your you-tube video's description is still linking to the Half-Minute Hero thread.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

Kurieg posted:

Also: Your you-tube video's description is still linking to the Half-Minute Hero thread.

Fixed that!

Poil posted:

How in the world did you manage to get it running on a modern system? Does it work for the sequel as well?

It took some doing and it's not perfect yet but I got most of the work done from a guide at http://www.play-old-pc-games.com/2012/05/23/no-one-lives-forever/

Let me start from the beginning. I recently upgraded to Windows 10. I've got a non-GOTY version of the game, which is an issue since the installer is 16-bit and 16-bit programs don't play well with 64-bit systems. That website has an installer that will work with 64-bit systems, same for applying the patches. It also required screwing around with some DirectX commands and resolution settings to make it work widescreen.

Another problem that's probably unique to Windows 10 is that it doesn't run SECDRV.SYS, which is SecuRom. It's an old copy protection process. Without SecuRom running the game doesn't want to start, luckily a no-CD patch will bypass that. I haven't booted up the sequel yet but I imagine it has similar problems/fixes!

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
The GOTY version actually runs fine on modern systems. I bought hard copies of it and 2 when Night Dive announced they wouldn't able to salvage the series. 2 needs a patch to run, but there are places that still host it.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Bookmarked, this should be great. As long as you remember what H.A.R.M. stands for, this LP should be of fabulous quality.



Also whoever at FOX and / or Warner Bros is responsible for blocking the deal, get herpes. And cancer.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

double nine posted:

Also whoever at FOX and / or Warner Bros is responsible for blocking the deal, get herpes. A lot.
It's possible that someone just showed them Contract: JACK. Still, fully agree with the sentiment, this is one series the modern gaming desperately needs back; we don't have anywhere near enough funny shooters.

Fleve
Nov 5, 2011

Usually when I watch something in the Sandcastle I start skipping through the video after a few seconds or minutes to see whether there's anything technical that jumps out and leave it at that.

This time I just kept watching until it was done and then I wanted more. Thanks for doing this.

EricFate
Aug 31, 2001

Crumpets. Glorious Crumpets.
This is still one of my favorite games of all time.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I was 8 when this game came out, so eventually it became a very common thing for me to play on my PS2 through my middle school days. I was very sad to find that there's no real way to get it apart from used copies on the PC (or :filez:) so I haven't been able to play it in years.

The PC version is definitely the definitive one. The PS2 has inferior loading times and has new music altogether, but the tradeoff is three flashback stealth levels to Cate's days as a thief.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hell yeah, new Scruffy LP!

And they start off really Bond-ily with a good old-fashioned British-off in the briefing scene, where two or more old British character actors compete to see who can be the stuffiest. M and the Roger Moore Bond did this a lot.

E: And I swear that the field tactics tutorial guy sounds a hell of a lot like Desmond Llewellyn, who played Q from From Russia With Love to The World Is Not Enough.

Philippe fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Nov 15, 2015

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Never got to play these games, so I'm looking forward to seeing what all the fond praise I've heard over the years is about. The incidental dialogue and sneaky bits remind me of Thief already. :v:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Since I'm a gun guy, I can talk about the very neat weapons in this game as well! There's some common FPS weapons, but also some unusual things that aren't in many games. The Walther P38 is under its real name (mostly), but it was developed and manufactured by Nazi Germany as a cheaper and more reliable replacement for the Luger (which is also in the game). Its operating system is actually a direct ancestor to the famous Beretta 92, which is used by the US military today as the M9. What isn't as well known is that the Germans actually used it as their standard sidearm all the way until 1994 (and took until 2000 to get rid of all their surplus stocks), when it was replaced by the USP of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare fame. They just renamed it the P1 and made it with an aluminum frame.

The "Petri" revolver is a Smith & Wesson Model 37 Airweight or Model 36 Chief's Special. "Airweight" revolvers had an aluminum frame and steel cylinder to make them lighter. Other than the frame material, it's identical to the Model 36 (which I actually have experience with). It's disparaged in-game as a "purse gun" suitable for a lady, but in fact the .38 Special round out of such a small and light revolver has very snappy recoil that can make rapid fire hard to control. In fact, modern shooting experts often recommend that physically weaker people carry either very light calibers or heavier guns that can more easily absorb recoil. Cate Archer preferring a gun in that caliber that weighs less than a pound unloaded would ironically indicate that she's got a strong grip and is an excellent shot.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Cate Archer preferring a gun in that caliber that weighs less than a pound unloaded would ironically indicate that she's got a strong grip and is an excellent shot.
Both true. :colbert:

malkav11
Aug 7, 2009
I got this game as a pack-in with my first videocard. Unfortunately, I never appreciated it because I got to the flashlight tutorial bit, instantly failed like three times, and quit the game in disgust forever. I really enjoyed (and beat) the sequel, though.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Galaga Galaxian posted:

The incidental dialogue and sneaky bits remind me of Thief already. :v:
You are in for a treat. This series has some of the funniest back-and-forth in the history of stupid guards.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Is it known who did the writing for the game? Or was it a team effort with no-one getting the official "writer's hat"?

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

We need to be snarky every chance we can unless it makes us look like too much of a jerk.

I really like the humor in this game.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I can't actually remember if the dialogue choices lock you out of things, like being too snarky to your boss gets you any kind of punishment.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I Really wish I could buy this one and play along. gently caress's sake publishers.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

double nine posted:

I Really wish I could buy this one and play along. gently caress's sake publishers.

http://www.amazon.com/No-One-Lives-Forever-Game-Edition/dp/B00005QX48

gently caress it, I think I'll buy myself a copy too.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Obviously the biggest influence in this game is the Bond films, but I am reminded quite vividly of Modesty Blaise, re. Main character being a woman criminal turned to the field of espionage.

Sel Nar
Dec 19, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

I can't actually remember if the dialogue choices lock you out of things, like being too snarky to your boss gets you any kind of punishment.

Yep; if you're too snarky, you can lose out on intel items. (Also, if you get high enough a mission rating, you get permanent boosts to stuff like your heath, armour, or quietness when moving).

On the other hand, the snark options, and their reactions are pure gold.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

I can't actually remember if the dialogue choices lock you out of things, like being too snarky to your boss gets you any kind of punishment.
Yes, but it's minor; usually if you're nice to Smithy, he'll give you an intel file. I'm not actually sure about the rewards - the traits mentioned in the above post are IIRC tied to finding secret items.

Samovar posted:

Obviously the biggest influence in this game is the Bond films, but I am reminded quite vividly of Modesty Blaise, re. Main character being a woman criminal turned to the field of espionage.
Feel free to play "spot the reference" to spy flicks and books. There's... a lot.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I never got to play this game but it was one of the first LP's I ever watched and it was amazing. It was one of those games I was sorry I had missed, looking forward to seeing it play out all over again. I've always wondered if H.A.R.M was slightly inspired by that terrible movie Agent for HARM (which i have only ever seen as a mst3k).

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IBlameRoadSuess
Feb 20, 2012

Fucking technology...

At least I HAVE THIS!
Those scientists talking about "Carrington" Is probably a reference to the Carrington Institute, the "good guys" of Perfect Dark, considering that game came out six months before this one and is also spy thriller (albeit in the future).

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