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Dave_Indeed posted:In college I worked at Sears in the fitness department. I was J chillen on a treadmill and this nerd mother gently caress starts looking like he's got to sneeze, then just falls into a bunch of poo poo, shaking like a fool. I flew into action. Needless to say I looked fly as hell. Anyhow, I dragged this bitch away from the snow blowers and made some girl call 911 like a hero. Idgi
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 03:34 |
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LadyAmbien posted:Holy poo poo you guys, I meant worst as in funniest. This is traumatic. Look, if you didn't want to be the conduit to horror, why are you having Lowtax's baby?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 04:53 |
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LadyAmbien posted:Listen man, I.... I kid. Let's hear it for Lady Ambien, she's alllright. The weirdest thing I ever saw on the job was a guy masturbating a retard...
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 05:14 |
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Wanna see Lady Ambien get banned because new mod doesn't know who she is.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 05:42 |
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LadyAmbien posted:I shouldn't have to play by different rules. Uh, yeah you should. You think Michelle Obama can't have anyone she wants killed? She can and does. That's what happened to Robin Williams and the GWAR frontman
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 05:48 |
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Admiral Bosch posted:I'm in school for machining, but thankfully most of what I do is CNC so the capacity for bodily injury is pretty low. That said, currently I'm TA-ing in China for a few weeks. All the chinese students wear long sleeves and no safety glasses while working with manual lathes and it skeeves me out. What is cnc?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 21:36 |
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TK-42-1 posted:I used to work at a gas station and saw some hosed up stuff. It was in a part of Austin with a lot of apartment complexes where a shitload of UT students and a bunch of poors lived. Funniest was when a rich kid came in and bought 4 sixers of Smirnoff Ice or some bullshit like that. We walks out the door and drops all 4 sixers to the ground and holds his hands up saying 'WHAT THE gently caress?' Turns out he left his car running and someone had jumped in and taken off with it. We didn't have cameras on that part so he was hosed. What do you think the deal with the purse was?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 22:00 |