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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I was offered this riddle tonight

quote:

I have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room.
You can enter, but you cannot go outside.
What am I?

this girl I am chatting up sent this to me

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
a keyboard, bitch

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
the real question is, mechanical, or the poo poo kind??

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

a keyboard, bitch

what a lovely riddle I got 2 locks on my keyboard

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i thought it said u can enter, but you cant come inside, in which case the answer woulda been echi's wife on a date

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

a keyboard, bitch

you can see why my face is so red

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i thought it said u can enter, but you cant come inside, in which case the answer woulda been echi's wife on a date

this is hot as hell

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm going back to bed

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echi you should send her a picture of the caps lock key

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm going back to bed

youre welcome

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
show her that huge circumflex

she'll say it's unacceptable

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
just send her this pic, the rest of the exchange should pretty much write itself



where's the d?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

that's a wack-rear end keyboard

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Captain Foo posted:

that's a wack-rear end keyboard

ya. more like where's the #?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
it's next to enter, just as babbage, turing and god intended

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

echinopsis posted:

I was offered this riddle tonight


this girl I am chatting up sent this to me

reply with keyboardgoop.jpg

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
What kind of keyboard does she have?

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Salt Fish posted:

What kind of keyboard does she have?

ask if she's down with the blues

if not sever

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i thought it said u can enter, but you cant come inside, in which case the answer woulda been echi's wife on a date

Lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

echi's wife on a date

Smythe dates the Ecchwife

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

SmokaDustbowl posted:

what a lovely riddle I got 2 locks on my keyboard

mine has three

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
The answer is a hash table not a keyboard you nits

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

yeah well my uncle works for microsoft and he has 6 on his keyboard

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yeah well my uncle works for microsoft and he has 6 on his keyboard

that's so cool. you wanna get high?

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Smythe dates the Ecchwife


not gonna lie: if a woman talked to me like that, i'd be pretty horned up

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Space-Pope posted:

not gonna lie: if a woman talked to me, i'd be pretty horned up

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
yeah i hope a woman talks to me some day

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i thought it said u can enter, but you cant come inside, in which case the answer woulda been echi's wife on a date

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Smythe dates the Ecchwife



woowza

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i thought it said u can enter, but you cant come inside, in which case the answer woulda been echi's wife on a date

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

the real question is, mechanical, or the poo poo kind??
touchscreen, the super-poo poo kind

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