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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Clinton 2016 1992 1820

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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If we could elect Clay and then ensure the thread title comes true to make Sargeant the President, I'd be all for that.

Lacking that, I'll vote Anti-Masonic. Those two guys look like the least bad of the bunch.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Ibogaine posted:

Since I am German and I am surrounded by Krauts all day long, I agree that more of them should be deported to unviable swampy colonies.
:agreed: Vote Wirt!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Good that I'm not the only who sees this similarity.

Still, I'm feeling the Birn!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Man the Liberty Party is weird this time around. Smith has some objectionable positions and we're one unfortunate accident away from that radical religious loon Foote at the helm. No thanks!

Feel the Buren!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Welcome to the Republican Party!

QuoProQuid posted:



THE GREAT REPUBLICAN REFORM PARTY: CALLING ON THEIR CANDIDATE

TEMPERANCE ADVOCATE: "The first thing we want, is a law making the use of Tobacco, Animal food, and Lager-bier a Capital Crime."

TROUSER-WEARING SUFFRAGETTE: "We demand, first of all; the recognition of Woman as the equal of man with a right to Vote and hold Office."

SOCIALIST VAGRANT: "An equal division of Property that is what I go in for."

LIBERTARIAN SPINSTER: "Col. I wish to invite you to the next meeting of our Free Love association, where the shackles of marriage are not tolerated & perfect freedom exist in love matters and you will be sure to Enjoy yourself, for we are all Freemounters."

PAPIST PRIEST: "We look to you Sir to place the power of the Pope on a firm footing in this Country."

FREEDMAN: "De Poppylation ob Color comes in first. arter dat, you may do wot you pleases."

FOOLISH FREMONT: "You shall all have what you desire. and be sure that the glorious Principles of Popery, Fourierism, Free Love, Woman's Rights, the Maine Law, & above all the Equality of our Colored brethren, shall be maintained; If I get into the Presidential Chair."

AGC.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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fade5 posted:

Sold on the beard, the fiat, and the stance on Native Americans. Cooper it is.
Lots of people in this thread seem to fall for the beard alone, but you're getting some good policy stances with it. It's a great deal!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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alas, I am a sodomist

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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If it wasn't for his stance on the immigration laws, I'd vote Fisk. As it stands, I'll vote for Harrison and hope he will outlast his grandfather in office.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Platystemon posted:

perennial loser
Not in this reality, I'd wager.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Empress Theonora posted:

"Another election filled with bad candidates who all have something that makes them unelecta.................................... oh."
Exactly my thoughts. Populism seems to go hand in hand with xenophobia at any point of history, it seems.

Well then, Full Communism Now it is.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Bibliography
[...]
Individual works in English
The Hierarchies of Cuckoldry and Bankruptcy. Cambridge, MA: Wakefield Press, 2011.

Sounds like C-SPAM's new favorite book.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Jai Guru Dave posted:

Cannot believe I'm voting for a god-damned Democrat.

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