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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

No Gods, No Rufus Kings!

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Jackson is a loser, in real life and in this thread.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

That kind of unfunny slander could only be written by a lizard man in human skin.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Feel the Birn.

Now that the Free Masons are on the ropes we can destroy their slaver patrons before they can extend the institution to all humanity.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Gerrit Smith: Abolition, land reform, and women's rights. What's not to love? Sounds like the perfect person to run Reconstruction after Birney's War.

E: He was personally friends with John Brown, maybe he could give him a cabinet post?

E2: Wait he wants to take away are booze and give the land back to Mexico. What a buffoon. Van Buren/Adams all the way!

Mantis42 has issued a correction as of 08:54 on Feb 29, 2016

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Please don't vote for the Southern Rights Party even as a joke. If you're wanting to mix things up from the usual abolitionists, then go for the dead guy. But Christ, Troup sounds like the biggest rear end in a top hat we've gotten yet.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

SpRahl posted:

Edit: Also considering that Andrew Jackson, Calhoun and Clay are all dead by this point any other worthwhile quotes or phrases for the title?

Lincoln's mocking of the Know Nothing platform, adapted to the gooniverse:

SA Decides, 1788-2000: "All men are created equal, except Free Masons, Mole Men and Catholics"

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Listen, if you don't want half the country killing the other half every 4 years, you can get out. That's just how democracy works. :colbert:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Man I'd really like to try that game, but when I hit the button to begin nothing happens. IDK if its a problem with my browser or what.

e: It was a problem with my VPN.

Mantis42 has issued a correction as of 07:01 on Mar 29, 2016

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Jai Guru Dave posted:

Could you please elaborate? I'm having the same problem as you did, but I only have Gerald Ford's IQ.

Unless you also live in China and use a VPN to get around the firewall, I don't think my experience can help you. The button didn't do anything until I signed into the Facebook, which is verboten here, so try that?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

McClellan is a loser who was fired for being too low energy to fight the South. Sad! I prefer generals who win.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

You thought the Civil War would bring an end to boring elections with, at most, only one non jackass candidate? Guess again, this ride never ends!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Maybe I'm just biased, coming from Independence and all, but Truman was actually a good president.

e: Nukes and all. :colbert:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

We'll get plenty of real Marxists later. Right now we need to put up a popular front in order to destroy the last remnants of the Southern reactionaries. Grant is my man.

GSD posted:

I think I cast my vote too early this time. I keep changing my mind.

You're a regular Greeley.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Can't vote for any tickets that would deny us alcohol, civil rights, or Chinese immigration. With a heavy heart, I must send Garfield to his doom.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I think McKinley is going to end up being the only president we save from the assassin's bullet. I wonder what poor progressive bastard is going to be on the receiving end of Czolgosz. Bryan perhaps.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Its historically accurate for election season to get longer and longer with each update.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Damnit, why do the Prohabitionists have to be the reasonable ones? America's gonna be the dryest country until Debs comes along.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

There plenty of progressive Republicans during the, well, Progressive Era. I'd put the victory of the business wing around the time of Harding.

e: Of course, both parties are the business party.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Man, the good old days when Socialists were Socialists and not just liberals who liked post offices or whatever.

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