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Gregoriev posted:John Adams is neither cool nor good. I would like to write in Thomas Paine, the coolest proto-socialist founding father. (I actually voted Washington/Jay, as much of a poo poo as John Jay was) ^This right here is a bombshell that y'all sheeple doing the truffle shuffle for Adams need to recognize. This Oracle has brought to light the soon to be realized ill intents of Emperor Rotundus I. If only I could vote for the honorable General Washington twice. He fought for our independence and, fittingly, he is the only man with the fortitude to declare himself an Independent, not a standard bearer for a fractious tyrant-in-training fraternity! To hell with so-called "Federalists," give me a free American before all else!!
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The honorable Mr. Jefferson might appear to be what the youth refer to as, and I quote, "a creeper." But at least he is his own man, with his own unique aesthetic with regards to fashion and equivocating on slavery. The continued flailing of the Federalists is just sad, really depressing. These two toadies should go back to the old world they love so much, tbh.
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So how vocal was Jackson about shitcanning the electoral college, since ya know, we still have that thing today. I guess it ended up being a low priority cuz it didn't involve killing and displacing a bunch of people.
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QuoProQuid posted:Jackson was one of the earliest and loudest advocates for popular democracy... Thanks for this. I guess even with an immensely popular president such as Jackson it would still be nearly impossible to get the entrenched political class to go along with loosening their grip on the reigns, regardless of the public mandate the president could claim to have on his side. Oh well, I voted for JQA anyways.
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Jan 20, 2016 18:45
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Just as the Monroe Doctrine states that South America is the Union's backyard, the Johnson Doctrine states that the hollow core of the Earth is the USA's basement. We shall explore this planet's virgin cavity, colonize it, and protect it from the multitude of menaces in the Old World. It is the divine Creator's will and our sacred duty as His chosen, enlightened few.
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Feb 8, 2016 06:48
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Gentlemen, time is running out. Each day that passes without an American expedition digging vigorously to reach Terra's hollow core is another concession to the Vatican, the Freemasons, the Mohammedans; any and all of the barbaric hordes of the Old World are seeking to establish the seat of their one world government in the very heart of the Earth. We have toiled to let freedom ring across the New World, but the Newest World deep below us also yearns to hear that sweet liberty bell chime. Will you chime that bell with me, brothers? Or will you stand idly by while the center of all creation becomes a sweaty pit of papists, or worse? You know what to do. Johnson as Vice President is our only hope.
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Feb 16, 2016 04:39
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Sorely disappointed that these so-called "presidential candidates" have not offered their views on Hollow Earth policy. Why prop up backwater slavers or confront the Queen in the vast northern wilderness when there is a great bounty of territory right below our feet?
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Feb 22, 2016 07:08
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As an immortal vampire that has been a proud participant in American democracy since its inception, I have my own particular key issues to focus on during each election. Perhaps paramount of these issues is the matter of which mortal swine competing for this office is the most bespoke when it comes to personal fashion. Ol' Fuss and Feathers' slavish dedication to aesthetic resonates strongly with me.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:00
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:not to tell you what to do but I think webster is more representative of your demographic His candidacy risks exposing the Masquerade to the masses and that simply won't stand.
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Mar 7, 2016 23:34
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This American Experiment certainly was a gay lark for a handful of decades, but it has clearly gone sour. Let the world's greatest explorer and man of action, John C. Frémont, deliver us true progressives to our rightful Exodus. Yes, I speak of our promised enlightened Utopia which awaits us in the center of this hollow Earth. We need not a new "Republican Party", we need a new republic. A republic of free men, free women, free soil, free love. A Republic of Frémont
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Mar 15, 2016 06:02
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I need reassurances that this Mr. Lincoln is a "Free Mounter." The good President Fremont has established this as a core Republican value and I would hate to see our pillars so quickly eroded in this grand party's youth.
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Mar 22, 2016 21:58
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I quite like Chief Commander Lincoln's slaver slaying junta. May it endure until the last southern plantation is nothing more than collection of ash and cinders.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:46
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I feel that with such a competitive field it would be a great help to know each of the Honorable candidates' positions on the meat and potato issues held close by the electorate. Those being, of course: the Freemason Menace, Hard Cider, Free-Mounting, and Hollow Earth exploration. It's all well and good we have managed to sever yet another head of our dear little hydra known as the wretched South. But we all know that any man elected president will quite obviously continue this Sisyphean task of continuously humbling Dixie, for it is a solemn duty that has become inseparable from the title President of the United States and Protector of Their Liberties. At least we know that the Honorable President General Grant is a friend of hard cider while these Prohibitionists are clearly not. I am certain that Mr. Greeley would eagerly share with us his plans for the Hollow Earth if someone were to simply ask.
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Apr 18, 2016 18:34
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Sad to think that after all these years America is still waiting for their first parrot president. This 2016 election cycle looks promising, though.
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Apr 19, 2016 19:27
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Interested in hearing the Honorable Whitelaw Reid's opinions on the state of video games journalism.
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The guy who terrorized Kentucky rednecks seems cool.
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