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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
I do want to hear people breaking their Tournament build over its knee to watch how overkill reacts.

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Murkey Water Asset: To fix drill, pick it up off of the safe and kill a cop with it to make it go faster for 10-30 seconds.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Gotta stomp on that dead cop competition. If they can't kill as fast or as hard as me, more body counts for me.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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If one of the achievements/challenges isn't a Motley Crew reference Overkill is dead and dumb.

Wait, they're remaking point break? But I had a whole new thread title. Payday 2: I have achieved enlightenment through the Megadeath of Cops.

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Dec 1, 2015

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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UnknownMercenary posted:

Yeah. I'm usually not one to get worked up over remakes (not even Robocop like a lot of people did), but this one looks particularly boring.

Blegh, new Bodhi is just a hector wannabe. They'll probably even use the same VO for him they did for the rat.

This is not the Patrick Swazye Christmas I was initially hoping for. :(

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Dec 1, 2015

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Drewjitsu posted:

The new heists look awesome, and the new heister should include a new weapons (the sniper rifle, the Jericho Pistol, some sort of melee weapon) and a perk deck, perhaps? The music seemed pretty good too.

If overkill is going to leverage every new movie that deals with crime (or heists), for some reason I feel okay with this.

John Wick was about heisting? I thought that was just revenge and action. I wonder if people went to Starbreeze or they went after asking for a tie in with this film.

Hopefully Ramirez can be rounded out by Danny Trejo because goddamn it he was in Heat.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Shima Honnou posted:

John Wick is the character for people who just want to shootcop all day, which is why he's the best character.

You have ONE objective and you better do it right.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Jim DiGriz posted:


On a more serious note: finally, these two heists are somewhat pulling the game back from Dallas-human-flesh-taste.jpg territory. Even if I sometimes feel bad for cops (those screams from being lit up, god), shooting PMC soldiers I have no issues with.


These cops will actively aim at civilians to bag themselves a clown. They care more about capture than to protect and serve and thus they deserve to be burned alive. They even turned to contract a mercenary force which of course will betray them if a bigger paycheck is found in sustaining crime than ending it.

I doubt any of the new heists can be stealthed for thematic reasons, but we finally have our plane heist. Now all we need is a boat one and we will be criminals of the land, sea and the air.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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GOTY has a cutoff point so you'll also need Samurai for Grandpa Jiro, Ninja if you want puke weapons and stealth nades, Cowboy if you want some Single Action Army and western weapons, BBQ is essential because fire is a game changer, Golden Grin mostly for the buzzer so you can taze tazers, OVERKILL if you want to bring the boom like Sykic and Sokol for crime baby and grinder. The rest can be waited on for sales, but buy what you want.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Yeah, with LMGs finally having a true defined purpose of bipod down and hold a point, I'd say the MG42 Buzzsaw is the King of LMGs with its focused DPS.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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It will probably have the power to back up Almir's words of "potentially kill anything in one hit" so it might be a slightly weaker Thanatos. I mean, why not give it the power to make good on that headshot animation for Tazers?

But even if I'm wrong I'll still be sort of right because every other sniper rifle is just a weaker Thanatos in some degree.:v:

EDIT: And there went my 100%. 10 new achievements for the new heists. It is a hot day My Friend, to burden your horse with such a heavy purse.

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Dec 2, 2015

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Are we finally going to get a goddamn Reagan mask now? Its on the loving perk icon. We have a literal Bodhi film tie in. Give me that loving plastic Ronny Raygun mask.

I don't even care if you make it Deathwish. Make me work for it, go ahead OVERKILL. Just put it in the game.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Mankind is a slave to its own economy and that's why we need to shoot everyone in this bank.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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TopHatGenius posted:

3.9 GB download. :holymoley:

Its about time but oh god this had to hit with the KF2 update. And the Xenoblade preloading and ughhhh.

And no Reagan mask. :(

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Its just a shameless Hollywood/Chinese cash in as they've already seen the film and likely have made it successful regardless of the rest of the world ala Dragonball Evolution. At least the heist should be good, right?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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One new melee weapon? I thought they showed off four of them, including a machete and a selfie stick you can beat cops to death with?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Okay, what's a good pistol build to get black tie event? Its going to be weird to leave shotgun gorilla for a moment, but I want to see how this baby deagle works.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Tempest_56 posted:

Deagles. Lots and lots of Deagles. Also revolvers.


Most (Steakout/IZHMA aside) are useful, but the Mosconi/Joceline are basically 100% better in nearly every situation aside worth noting.

Definitely need to buff it up to a full dodge build akimbo as oh boy did I get hit alot in a suit. :/

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Drewjitsu posted:

The ice pick out of the point break heists is exactly the same (same swing, damage, charge, knockdown, etc), minus 25 points of range, BUT +3 points of concealment. The finest hanzo steel is 27 conceal, and the ice pick is 30.

Its just a matter of taste whether you want to behead cloakers in honorable combat or if you want to kill cops like Trotsky. One is somehow more stealthy than the other.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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There is no way they'll ever let choppers take damage as then they'd have to let rockets take out police spawning planes that will remove them being able to get into the heist for a whole minute. Make your stupid difficulties more realistic Vox.

Unless your Fat pipe is telling us that the next special is a air turret AKA a modified Hind D.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Yeah, its the perfect way to illustrate how we are terrorists now by having a gif of Sykic trickshotting a murky Mil Mi-24D like the Syrian insurgent he is. And you better tell OVERKILL that the masks with that update should be a dark blue bandanna and a fully headwrapped American Flag Keffiyeh out of Freedom Fighters.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Fellis posted:

Next heist:



So we're working for this guy to make sure he can go back to selling cancer medicine for like 400% more money now? Because we've worked for assholes before and this guy will probably top denying cold fusion.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Tempest_56 posted:

Two days and one cease & desist letter later, it is replaced by a generic clown mask.

To be fair, that Quick Change wouldn't be half as weird because we have a clown Murray to go to.

Hell, they could probably just take lines from the film as most of his voice and just pay him or a sound alike to do the rest.

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Oh gently caress, I've been too distracted by dirt farming and anime robots to notice that a new heist is out yet again. I'm glad they're finally making another shotgun achievement.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Oh so they've finally introduced environmental traps the player can use besides shooting exploding barrels?

Crabtree
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"It turns out one of the big wigs of MurkeyWater likes to gently caress people in animal suits and has exposed themselves in more ways than one by coming to D.C. We don't know what they're wearing so you're going to have to go in and find the right jerk in a costume. She's no use to us dead so just hold your nose and mingle until we can ID the right one. Extract her at all costs, but I'd advise you not to be photographed by the press in your new suits unless you want a whole lot of unwanted attention from the internet."

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Afraid of Audio posted:

mega john wick

So Hypnoshades.

Personally COP secret should have just been an ultra tacky blinged out suit that you can select from to wear to a mission. Rinestones and gold with a big blingie 2 on the back. Pure cosmetic, dumb as poo poo and letting us down the road of suit packs.

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I don't normally care for rifles because I've been playing the game for two years with shotguns and LMGs, but they really should take almost all the mods that the Car-4 hordes for itself and branch it around all assault rifle types.

Crabtree
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It doesn't really matter now as the skins are being bought by the people that hated it the most on steam and life goes on.

Crabtree
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When most goons have already played the new level and been done with it, its kind of unavoidable right now.

Crabtree
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When you make it so I can kill thousands of cops in stealth then I'll likely care to do it again. Until then, give me my drill melee option. I want a 10% to kick over a dozer and instantly kill it with a drill to the dome.

Or make Grinder complete by making a high risk/high reward industrial chainsaw weapon.

Crabtree
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I still miss the days of infinite body bags.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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You can only bring in a Wildey if they make an equally 80s comerical advertisement for it like the real deal.

2016's gonna be the year of the whig mask if you keep this up. First a Bob Ross Afro and now a shaggy Bronson toupee? What's next, The Rip Taylor Heister?

Crabtree
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Required Criming: BBQ. Always and forever BBQ. Samurai for Jiro and Sokov for Grinder. OVERKILL for RPG.

Nice to Have but not Essential: You don't need Point Break to play the cool new Locke heists but it isn't a bad thing to own.

Ninja has some great new weapon variety for bows and stealth nades and weapon silencers.

The Golden Grin Casino is okay but most of its power is in the Elvis mask and the tazer weapon.

Hotline Miami is starting to show its age but nothing is wrong with having animals masks and melee weapons if you don't have Hotline Miami 2 to unlock more Psychopath animal masks or Jacket.

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widespread posted:

:agreed:

The Wild Hair, Wildey-er Hardware pack, containing the Robert Russ Afro mask, the Charlie Bronco Toupee mask, and more!

Also features the Wildest Pistol, chambered in .475 Wildest Magnum. Real stopping power. The .475 Wildest Magnum is a shorter version of the Argentinian Large Game Cartridge. Makes a real mess.

And if you order now, you'll also receive the new Tip Traylor heister pack! Tip Traylor, he's... well, I dunno who or what the gently caress he's supposed to be, but he's ecstatic about killing cops at least! And ecstatic about a lot of other things too. He even brings a new grenade: the confetti stick! Amaze cops before they eat a .475 Wildest Magnum to their dumb faces!

I'll take my money over PayPay, Overkill. Thank you.

Sold. I don't care if I'd have to pay $20 for this or for the dreamed of Bill Murray pack, I want to laugh as I kill. Whether its a sardonic kind of ribbing of poo poo going wrong or Rip just having a grand old time watching fun-fetty explode out of a dozer's face plate, its just as close as we can get until full on Jollo Heister.

I mean, we are clowns aren't we?

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Clearly you need to make it more nasally and try to come up with your own difficulty as we are shooting cops.

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2016 better be the return of The Elephant with a mission to kill Not Trump so the Elephant can become President. He didn't come all this way just for some old rich racist to steal his work and power from him, and with his unfortunate demise, he'll become the perfect martyr for the Right Candidate to ascend to the White House.

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Grapplejack posted:

I enjoyed the elephant missions and I'd like to see him come back.


A Dog Whistle is a useful tool in the game of politics, but a whistle that goes against the will of its master is no longer an asset -- it is a nuisance that unfortunately must be removed. Senator Simmons is the the right choice for America and must win the election without destroying the Republican Party. So he'd like his friends in D.C. to show our great nation what kind of man his rival, Ronald Crumb, really is. He is an arrogant old rich boy who thinks he can flaunt his father's money with an extravagant campaign fundraiser in the territory of the Payday Gang itself without a care in the world that something could go wrong. The police and Blackwater will make a show of force, including Commissioner Garret and Mayor McKendrick attending as guests of honor.

It's time for both of our enemies to learn how dangerous D.C. can get.


Like any Elephant Job it can be completed through stealth and going loud. Stealth involves quietly killing Not Trump via making him get a little too tipsy like the the VIP in Golden Grin until he makes his way up to his private room so he can be given a slight push over the railing to make his death look like an unfortunate accident. Giving him the right heavy drinks and not disturbing the party is the key to ghosting the event. However, going loud not only involves a heavy assault to take Crumb hostage and escape with him intact, it adds an extra day to the mix where you make sure Crumb dies in a failed rescue attempt by the Payday Task Force. Killing him anytime during the hack of his personal several billion dollar account is all it takes to allow the job to be successful, but there is an achievement to make sure that Captain Winters himself is the one who kills him. It'll add an extra ending voice over to play where the Elephant is laughing as he watches the news blaming every part of the current administration for Crumb's tragic death.

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Sticking to a regiment of OVERKILL or above is the best way to learn the game and gain confidence in any play style you can think of. To go lower is to limit your cop killing potential by staying in the baby pool longer than you ever needed to - which is arguably never.

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Discendo Vox posted:

DC height restrictions are to preserve historic traits of the city, not to prevent snipers.

We set up the cameras, they're just to help us sneak around the penthouse. The coke is the only illegal material that is in the penthouse when we arrive. The footage of the deal isn't from the painting cameras, Senator Burrico separately filmed the deal because he was an idiot. We didn't expect that he had done so.

We didn't but the Elephant might have, which means that his target was always removing the political rival by any means necessary. We clowns don't give a poo poo who we kill or what we do so long as there is a bigger Payday, but Elephant's goal in all of his jobs is some political gain.

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