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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is glitching outside of safe house raid a thing? I think it is a thing.

Also, pardon the potato quality and the dirty joke in the chat.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
New build idea for payday 2: WARIO



Weapons: Anything loud, heavy, or manly. This means no silencers whatsoever. For primaries, this includes but not is limited to things like the minigun, ksp, thanatos, or breaker shotgun. Weapons like the desert eagle, castigo, judge, or commando follows these rules for your secondary. Fists because Wario has strong muscles and can crush an apple in his palms.

Equipment: Max out first aid kits for garlic. Fill out the armor enforcer tree to be strong with your iron man armor suit first and foremost. Take all the fugitive perks that amp up melee damage to show off your muscles. Most importantly, maximize the greed by stealing all the loot in maps and taking chameleon ace for the extra 30% value. Dump the rest into technician oppressor and the rest of the enforcer skills.

Perk Deck: Use the Sicario perk deck for Wario Waft strats.

Playstyle: You must only use the smoke grenade after you have used a first aid kit. You may not use another first aid kit unless the smoke grenade is off cooldown. Never revive teammates so they have a rotten day and you bask in all of your greedy, golden glory from the extra loot value you secure. Extensively play on Golden Grin to retake the riches of the Wario World castle, or Goat Simulator and Meltdown for Mario Kart.

Mask: It is close enough I tried my best given my resources okay



Next build: WALUIGI



Weapons: Waluigi has starred in many Mario sports games, so he must use weapons primarilly fitting into sport/competition contexts. For your primary, use the [cross]bows for sporting archery competitions, or use the Jocelyn for clay-pigeon sport shooting. For your secondary, use either the pistol crossbow for more archery competitions, or use the peacemaker because of the above image and cowboy action matches. Use the baseball bat for melee.

Equipment: Focus on ghost's dodge and mobility skills to make good use of Waluigi's long limbs. If using the Jocelyn, max out shotgun skills. If using the peacemaker, max out pistol skills. Dump remaining points into hostage taking/joker skills for Mario Parties. For your deployable and grenades, bring ammo bags and either grenades (bob-ombs) or javelins.

Perk Deck: Take Rogue for extra dodge, getting even more use out of Waluigi's supple frame.

Playstyle: Run around and shoot toads(cops), making sure to go after your ammo bag only after all your ammo is gone, so there is minimal downtime in your mischief. Convert enemies to your side for a Mario Party. Always go for the longest range shots so you can take home the gold (medal) at the Olympic Games. Never help other people. Instead of helping others, opt to dive into the fray and take down as many enemies as you can[bonus points if you have swan song]. Why?
TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

Mask: Again I tried my best making accurate masks is loving tedious



Any thoughts?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Wario build trip report:

Sicario let me do a few clutch objective reboots in the thick of a crowd of cops. Everybody died halfway across the map as I survived to the end with a skulldozer chasing me.

The Wario build works better than intended.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

maswastaken posted:

The Garand is what happens when you secretly slip a Speed Pull Mag onto the M308.

Unless you do a tactical reload.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
How viable is a saw, gruber kruz, ECM feedback, yakuza build for one down?

Asking for a friend.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We're finally getting the original diamond heist soon? Sweet.

Discendo Vox posted:

the heist's got a massive facelift. In particular, there's a rooftop garde0ndger


There's a fucjhiing secret reference in the skyline I swear blue star light building menu align

Vox are you ok? :ohdear:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Cranked out Euro Bag Simulator with pubs and gave them 30 levels each :feelsgood:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I am now convinced all the loot we steal in payday 2 are actually cop eggs to try to stem their explosive numbers.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

But if they are from the Elemental Plane of Police, why do they have eggs in our plane?

Simple: closer to the battlefield for infiltration/domination on the ground and because they must actually travel a long ways between dimensions. Why bother crossing dimensions when you can incubate the eggs in the dimension you are already sieging?
Think like a spider: each egg sack contains hundreds of potential new ones. And who knows what combination of genes they've found and what new cop abomination may run amuck if we hadn't fully cleaned out the vaults?
They are also very durable, and must be destroyed with a very specific and thorough process back at the safe house.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That feel when you do death wish heat street and finish it with 1 second on the clock because somebody forgot about the escort and wanting to continue clicking cops :derp:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:siren: We're going to Alaska in Crimefrest 2017 :siren:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Veath Dox

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
So instead of a whole bunch standard cops+specials scattered about, there's definite groups of cops with different AI patterns?

That could work.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why the gently caress do I keep crashing as host when I'm almost through with Aftershock deathwish :saddowns:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:frogsiren: Locke is a smelly fish. :frogsiren:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Day 4's just a VR AMA http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/lockeandload/

More interesting is this...thing. My money's on new secondary shotgun.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
...18 damage for the shotgun? Is it supposed to be street sweeper damage/m1014 tier?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The only way to redeem them in my eyes is to slap on dragon's breath on them.

Also: nice spellchecking

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I can't wait for the mario odyssey and/or mario+rabbids: kingdom battle payday 2 tie ins

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I like how one of the new community masks is basically rabbid peach from Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Stoic is really, really good. You turn into an extreme bullet sponge that gets very subtly whittled down before entering bleedout, and you can get a quick hp refund every few seconds. It's like kingpin and grinder combined, putting both of them to shame because of the incredibly fast recharge time, even faster if you kill cops.

Iron man suit is supreme since it converts your armor into HP. First aid kits seem to work better for it than doctor bags. If your health is about to drop you can eat the first aid kit then pop your flask and poof! All that damage you took and converted to DOT vanished.

One thing is, swan song works weird with it. I think if the flask is off cooldown and your health hits 0, swan song doesn't activate it. I went down a couple times on death wish stealing xmas using stoic, and half the time, swan song didn't trigger. Other times it worked perfectly. Probably depends on if the flask is cooling down or not, or just a bug. Who knows. I love it :beerpal:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm still mad you can't fully stealth counterfeit.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Anybody else not having the first nightmare, second nightmare, etc safe house nightmare achievements unlock? Mayhem, deathwish, and one down unlocked perfectly, but the lower difficulty achievements are not working for me :saddowns:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is it me or does the interceptor seem to fire faster than the custom chimano?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A pub carried me through one down goat sim with an unscoped grom.

I consider this a success.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OD streak update:

I crashed on the boat of birth to sky :saddowns:

On the other hand i carried a fresh 0 infamy level 50 pub on OD hotline miami, so it balances out.

Update: finally did The Bomb: Forest on OD, and it ended on a glorious Three Stooges+Shemp comedy of errors of chain hostage trading each other as we threw bomb parts into the helicopter and limping away with swan song, and before that it was hiding in the bomb car for 10 minutes waiting for the wave to end.

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Nov 16, 2017

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:siren: I did it. :siren:

Notable highlights I can recall:

Lab Rats was done on the second attempt, and also the last one finished. First one went well but somebody threw the wrong bag into the wrong bong. Second one went surprisingly well.

Bomb Forest had an unhealthy amount of butt-clenching, including chain-trading each other to throw in the pieces. I would rather do Goat Sim one down again than that poo poo. Speaking of, Goat Sim probably took the most retries of loud heists. Most retries for stealth was Hoxton Revenge. That heist is just a big pile of poo poo for me.

Honorable mention: The most tedious one was Train Heist solo stealth. 53 minutes and 25 seconds. Never. Again. :suicide:
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But now I never need to touch One Down ever again. Any (un)ironic suggestions on what to paint this loving thing?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Discendo Vox posted:

I suggest paisley.

Out of curiosity, did you use the Vox Trick on Lab Rats?

I don't know what that is.

Discendo Vox posted:

Short version? you can jump up the geometry in several specific places in the heist, letting you get to the upper level and place ingredients without using the incredibly dangerous ziplines. This makes it much safer and easier.

We all used the ziplines, we didn't do much geometry jump climbing except for trying to revive people to hit the inspire distance threshold.

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Nov 19, 2017

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I like how there is still paid dlc after they released the ultimate edition.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

UnknownMercenary posted:

What the gently caress are these proportions???


:stonk:

Okay, I might shell out a few bucks if this is what they look like in game so we can finally heist as slender(wo)man

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Discendo Vox posted:

Thread poll:

1. Which traincars on Biker Heist day 2 are the most dangerous?
2. How many safes on Aftershock is too many? On mayhem and up, the current total is 12.
3. What role do you see SWAT Van turrets as best to play against: a) a sort of mini-boss that you have to wear down, or b) something to avoid? I'm specifically referring to swat vans here, not ceiling or helicopter turrets.

1. Penultimate

2. 20

3. Avoidance.

Also theres a really stupid bug now where all your sounds just disappear halfway through a heist. I found this out the hard way through Alesso :suicide:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just realized something with a quote from Dragan when he yells at civilians:

"Stay on the ground, or I find a well and throw you in!"

Does he live up to that threat when you do dockyard stealth with a silenced judge and near the water's edge?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is the h3h3 pack worth it? Any goonpressions?

Also, what are """""""good""""""" gimmick builds to consider?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Yardbomb posted:

ICTV Sicario :getin:

I did that when I roleplayed as Wario doing a bunch of loud Golden Grins

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

UnknownMercenary posted:

Katana and ice pick are king of poo poo melee mountain.

Kunai knife says hello

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
So I just knocked out reputation beyond reproach with 3 random pubs and we all saw and killed about 20 cops each, tops. I was the host. Brought c4 and first aid kits and shat them out wherever I walked. Enemies presence seemed extremely lax.

Did I get really lucky or did spawn rates change across the board?

Or are cops that allergic to c4?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

David D. Davidson posted:

What heist were you playing?

Breaking Ballot, AKA Day 2 of Election Day when you tag the wrong truck.

Done for Reputation Beyond Reproach.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just pubstoved deathwish mountain with a non infamy level 30, non infamy level 80, and one infamy level 100.

And it all boiled down to me hiding in a room with 5 hostages with muscle regen for a whole wave.

Surrounded by tasers.

That one guy got like 13 levels though so :feelsgood:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Big ole patch for new armor skins in a safe and a bunch of rebalancing:

Flamethrower
Ammo pick up increased by 666%
Effective damage per second is increased by 220%
Burn effect duration is decreased to 1.5 seconds (down from 6)
Burn effect trigger chance is increased by 40%

Airbow
Concealment is decreased to 5 (down from 28)

The Judge Shotgun
Ammo pick up is reduced by approximately 20%
The total ammo is increased to 40 (up from 25)

Heather Submachine Gun
Stability is increased to 52 (up from 44)
Concealment is increased to 28 (up from 25)
The recoil pattern was tweaked to be easier to control and more predictable for the player

5/7 AP Pistol
Stability is decreased to 36 (down from 52)
Accuracy is decreased to 48 (down from 64)

Jackal SMG
Fixed the alignment of The Professional's Choice Sight
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Stoic
Stoic damage over-time duration is now dealt over 12 second (down from 16)

Gambler
The 3rd Perk “Ammo Give Out” now also increases your health by 20%
The 5th Perk “Sharing Is Caring” now also increases your health by 20%
Medical Supplies can now be triggered every 3 seconds (down from 4)

Infiltrator
“OVERDOG” Perk is moved from 7th place to 1st Perk
“Basic Close Combat” Perk is moved from 1st to 3rd Perk
“Advanced Close Combat” Perk is moved from 3rd to 5th Perk
“Expert Close Combat” Perk is moved from 5th to 7th Perk
“OVERDOG” damage reduction is increased to 12% (up from 8%)
“OVERDOG” melee damage boost now activates on your second and each consecutive melee hit with 1 second of the last one and will deal 10 time its normal damage
“Basic, Advanced and Expert Close Combat” damage reduction is increased to 8% each (up from 6%)

Sociopath
The “No Talk” Perk is replaced with the “OVERDOG” Perk
The “Tension” Perk now also increases armor by 10%
The “Clean Hit” Perk now also reduces the damage received by 8% when within medium range of an enemy
The “Overdose” Perk now also increase armor by 10%

Tag Team
Activation range is increased to 18 meters (up from 10)
The effect should now be easier to activate
Each enemy you kill now extend the duration of the effect by 1.3 seconds (up from 0.6)
Fix lingering effect on tagged player

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Big Bank
The Preplanning asset “The Elevator Trick” favor cost is decreased to 3 (down from 6)
The Preplanning asset “C4 Tunneling” favor cost is decreased to 3 (down from 6)
The Preplanning assets “Thermite” favor cost is decreased to 5 (down from 8)
Fixed a crash that could occur when interacting with the bandit barrier as the host drops out
Fixed so that players can no longer get stuck behind a lamp and door by the entrance

Big Oil
Fixed so that players can't get stuck inside the wall beside the tall safe

Biker Heist
Fixed so that the mechanic continues to work after being interrupted

Birth Of Sky
Fixed so that you can no longer see through the dinosaur on top of the gas station
Fixed so that you can no longer trigger the flare through the roof of the diner

Car Shop
Fixed so that the computers won't work if an ECM is being used

Diamond Heist
Fixed an issue that could cause the zipline not to spawn if you break stealth at a certain point

Election Day
Fixed an issue where the player could get stuck between the drill and a wall in the Warehouse

Framing Frame
Added ragdoll collision on the stairs outside of the bathrooms in day 1 so that the guards won't fall through them when they are killed, making the players unable to answer their pager
Fixed so that 2 AI’s do not stand in the same spot while idling on day 2
Switched places of one of the security cameras which wouldn't be able to display the vault door on day 3

Goat Simulator
Fixed an issue where players could use explosive rounds to duplicate goats by the secure zone on day 1
Fixed so that players have to put out the fire to get to the goat in the burning building

Heat Street
Fixed a specific piece of curb that the player could not cross without jumping

Hotline Miami
Fixed collision behind the chairs on the right balcony on day 2 so that players don't get stuck

Jewelry Store
Removed helicopters that didnt do anything

Murky Station
Fixed so that players can't throw bags behind the grates in the sewers

Rats
Fixed so that you can no longer jump out of the level if you buy the Vantage Point asset on day 1

New Safehouse
Adjusted Ethan’s animations while he is sitting on the couch

Safe House Raid
Fixed an issue with cops going through the fence instead of climbing over

Slaughterhouse
Fixed portals on the level in the container area

The Diamond
Fixed so that enemies can navigate in the World War 2 room in the museum instead of standing outside in the corridor

Watchdogs
Fixed collision on day 1 so that bags don't get stuck
Fixed navigation for the AI on day 1 so that they can jump both ways across the broken bridge

Yacht Heist
Fixed so that the player will no longer get stuck between a shelf and a box in the basement
Fixed so that you can no longer shoot guards out of the closed windows on the top floor making it impossible to answer their pagers

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Flamethrower feels much MUCH better now. Judge pickup still seems the same, but at least you have more ammo with it.

New infiltrator is great. two katana swings back to back kills grays, 3 hits kills special units.

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