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Discendo Vox posted:Having pubstoved a fair amount recently I can confidently say that even if I'm on the low end of the goon copkilling spectrum, I'm still head and shoulders above the average pubbie. You're also a proof that mumble is a double edged sword 
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Jan 5, 2016 02:34
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Wintermutant posted:Remember that scene in Alien Resurrection when that one malformed mutant thing asked Ripley to kill it? That pistol remembers that scene. gently caress that, that's the teleporter brundlefly right there.
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Jan 6, 2016 05:17
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We really do need more "Go and kill this fuckin' guy" heists.
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Jan 10, 2016 09:34
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Krilion posted:You mean assassinations? Assassination implies something too precise for the clowns.
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Jan 10, 2016 23:50
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Shadowed Bacon posted:Goat simulator/payday 2 joint weekend deal: goat sim is $2.50, PD2 GOATY $12.50
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Jan 15, 2016 03:29
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Crabtree posted:The cops will sit on the edge of the map they spawn from on day 2 and just shoot at you like those assholes did back in Big Oil Day 2. You really have to bring your A game and probably a sniper rifle to handle the turrets that will be thrown at you, during the goat herding part and during the escape because it really hounds you to bring that tension up. And there is no artificial failure timer, just a mostly silent one gating the goat mask. They really did learn from Car Shop what you should and shouldn't do in a car escape. I think my favorite part about the goat heist is that the maps are big enough to really unwind the Longfellow so you can punt cops into orbit. Also: jump when you throw the goat in the air for the shoot cop catch goat achievement, and alt-fire when you are driving puts the camera on the grille of the car, potentially making driving easier. Sprint will look backwards but since you assholes never close the loving trunk it's pointless.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:17
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The key to shadow raid if you don't have ECMs is fixing the corpse despawn button in Goonmod so you can just alakazam pagers into oblivion.
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Jan 15, 2016 19:31
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Sykic posted:"Check this out." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xKMCqppxqM
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Jan 16, 2016 01:33
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This game isn't a massive goatfuck simulator, it's a colossal goatfuck simulator.
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Jan 17, 2016 07:22
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It also banned all goons, nobody can even run the game now.
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Jan 19, 2016 02:05
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Basticle posted:I have no idea what was causing it but firing a short burst from the minigun made my framerate drop from 60 to 40 and holding down the trigger made it get progressively lower until it hit about 15fps It's clogging your gpu with brass
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Jan 20, 2016 03:43
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Concordat posted:Unlike cops, EMS and firefighters are considered real people by the game. I don't play by the rules, bub
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Jan 23, 2016 23:25
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Geight posted:Listen buddy I'm already tying six civs a heist, what more can I do Graduate to magazine-fed zipties.
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Jan 24, 2016 04:16
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isndl posted:Why not canister-fed? You get to tie more civilians when it's set to 'rare'. Canister fed works too, just not as quietly.
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Jan 24, 2016 06:44
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If we get heat street Dallas is going to be a very happy camper.
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Feb 9, 2016 07:08
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Crabtree posted:they can't work up the nerve to keep playing Oh sure that's not a problem goons have at all.
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Feb 10, 2016 14:25
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Dr Cheeto posted:This brings up a question: where do Harvest & Trustee employees poop? Right where they are when we shoot them.
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Feb 15, 2016 04:18
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Psion posted:I made a concealable Falcon once because I was so bored of taking a CAR-4 to Shadow Raid. It actually worked out really well. First and foremost because I'd get teammates asking "what the hell is that" while we duped thermal paste because it wasn't a CAR-4.  about the falcon being good and fun as hell but I prefer bringing a secondary with a large ammo pool if I'm bringing something like the falcon as primary and basically use the secondary most of the time. Then when I need to address a significant number of cops I just bring out the Falcon and mow them down.
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Feb 16, 2016 21:44
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Idkfauxton is the code that kills all the hostages and then sends one of your crew into custody with an 11-minute timer.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:13
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"Also"
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Feb 25, 2016 07:06
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Discendo Vox posted:It certainly qualifies as "screwing up the game for others"! I wonder if they're going for a Sokol pack with those obviously Russian weapons.
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Feb 26, 2016 04:38
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Skunkrocker posted:They're literally wearing EOD armor designed to withstand the blast of an IED going off in their face for starters but more importantly to Vox is for balance reasons. On the other hand an RPG isn't just some pile of explosive going off in front of the dozer. If you miss, sure, the dozer should have seriously ramped-up resistance to splash, but if you bean a dozer with an RPG round he's toast.
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Feb 27, 2016 17:16
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A-team pack better have some kind of montage proc where a wipe gets to instead trigger a montage omce per heist of everyone helping each other back up and fighting off the current cop wave.
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Mar 3, 2016 07:11
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Plan Z posted:For the price of 73 dollarydoos you too can assist everyone you meet in crafting the ultimate nightmare. It's denominated in AUD so the correct term is Dollaroos.
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Mar 7, 2016 07:14
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Yes it was me, the song is "Rooster" by Alice in Chains.  E: goddamn that song came out in '92 FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Mar 8, 2016 06:11
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LuciferMorningstar posted:It would really be cool, though, if someone made a mod so that Technician wasn't such garbage. I don't feel like it's reasonable to ask people to sink 80+ points just for turrets and tripmines, with a few quality of life items. Tripmines are early-tree stuff but C4 ought to be the same kind of investment as a saw or doorbuster ECMs seeing as though it is a similar instant-bypass kind of thing. I haven't played in a pretty long time (overwatch beta, that's why  ) but if turrets are still the situational gadget they were back around the time Bodhi got released then sure knock yourself out.
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Mar 8, 2016 15:37
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Tripe mines are a good name considering they turn those pigs inside out.
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Mar 9, 2016 07:37
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I keep wanting to have a copshoot with goons but I'm in the overwatch beta so I'm occupied with that.
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Mar 10, 2016 08:16
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Shooting Blanks posted:How is it? A hell of a lot of fun
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Mar 10, 2016 13:35
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Lol like I haven't slaughtered 20 hostages in one go as dallas
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Mar 10, 2016 23:39
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Ballistic knife melee?
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Mar 11, 2016 17:22
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I get home in about 5 hours, hopefully goons are still playing payday by then.
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Mar 28, 2016 17:45
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Zigmidge posted:Crashing to desktop is a netcode thing? There's a good chance of it being netcode-related at some level, maybe a netcode-related quirk causing some kind of CTD condition due to something going somewhere it shouldn't.
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Mar 28, 2016 19:18
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Zigmidge posted:I wish you guys could have seen me laugh there. I'm coming to this from GTA Online and was hoping in earnest for a heist platform without a host of weird bugs.  this is Overkill we're talking about, not Rockstar. For the most part if you play the game without mods you'll be fine. The issue being, of course, that the game is drastically improved with poco and goonmod.
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Mar 28, 2016 20:26
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:don't take it. it's not your style Lmao if you think pressing f to have someone else do all the work so he can take screenshots isn't exactly vox's style
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Mar 30, 2016 04:29
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Discendo Vox posted:That's what I have you for, Fauxton. Who's the real joker here? Maybe the real joker is a cop inside a smaller safe inside the vault and you need to escort him out alive
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Mar 30, 2016 05:10
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Some folks are just too far gone with their cop clicking addiction. Cop clicking with pubs, I don't know how you can lead someone out of that hole.
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Mar 30, 2016 05:57
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Sykic posted:But what does the long guide say about his accent? The lack of children as civilians in the game speaks volumes.
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Mar 30, 2016 13:15
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THE CHORSE posted:And we had to run to the medic bag on the roof between assault waves to conserve the precious eight charges that we had in the hold-out spot. Then some rear end in a top hat iced the getaway driver.
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