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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
The obvious choice would be singles because they get passed around a lot, used by poor people and used to tip strippers, but I bet it's something surprising like thousand dollar bills because rich people get a stack of them from the bank then wad them up and shove them up their asses like ben-wa balls.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Every bill has been in an rear end, all of them. Coins have traversed the whole digestive system.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Lincoln, I think Little Caesar has some horror stories from accepting dubious $5 denominations

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Sacagawea has seen some poo poo, let me tell you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
In my experience I've always found that 10s are annoying to deal with. I dunno if they're made of different materials or what, but handling 10s is annoying en masse.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
most $20s have some cocaine on them so theres that i guess

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
that's racist

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
It's the money I left on your mom's dresser.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Because she's a whore.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
A dirty dirty whore.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Mr. Popo posted:

It's the money I left on your mom's dresser.


why did you do that?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Mr. Popo posted:

Because she's a whore.

:chloe:

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Sizone posted:

The obvious choice would be singles because they get passed around a lot, used by poor people and used to tip strippers, but I bet it's something surprising like thousand dollar bills because rich people get a stack of them from the bank then wad them up and shove them up their asses like ben-wa balls.

thousand dollar bills haven't existed since before you were born

unless youre genesplicer or some poo poo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Popo posted:

It's the money I left on your mom's dresser.

lol if you think my mom does business in a room instead of a dirty alley

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Robo Reagan posted:

lol if you think my mom does business in a room instead of a dirty alley

How much for a hand beezy

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

thousand dollar bills haven't existed since before you were born

unless youre genesplicer or some poo poo

that's not going to stop rich people

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
1 peso

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



clinton

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


All of India's money.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
off-shore electronic fiat currency money cube

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Strip clubs used to love two dollar bills.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Phobic Nest posted:

Strip clubs used to love two dollar bills.

I miss strip clubs :smith:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Robo Reagan posted:

most $20s have some cocaine on them so theres that i guess

i have everything from singles to fifties in my wallet right now and only the 20s have blood stains on the edges

Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
$5's are probably the most filthy, commonly being used by junkyards in lieu of bigger bills to pay for scrap metal brought in by junkies and hobos, or just by hard laborers.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
I'd say 20s cause of the whole cocaine thing and cause it's the most trafficked bill. Everyone loves their 20s.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
the dirtiest bill is actually the rare $69 bill

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

All of India's money.

Actually Indian people wipe their butts with their hands, not their money. Their money probably still smells like curry though.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Risky
May 18, 2003

strip club ones obviously

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Catholic bills are probably incredibly dirty.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax


Looks like a penis

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
one dollar bill encourages magic mushrooms

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Definitely $1 for like a hundred reasons.

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