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starry skies above posted:The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because at age 13 to 19 when I was most interested and excited about the female sex, they were very scornful of me and mainly held me in contempt. At age 19, when I found a girlfriend at last, she ended up dumping me after a month because I weirded her out by being such an anxious try hard who was desperate for female affection. Why have u never had a real gf
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Because my girlfriends gotta girlfriend, and her girlfriends girlfriend has a girlfriiiieeeend, and they both have girlfriends, and I'm boyfriends with one of their moms.
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Nov 21, 2015 21:37
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ChairmanMeow posted:right now I'm just really into dicks U can do what you want but keep in mind that All Men would prefer if women had no rights and were the total slaves to abuse. Also, you are increasing the odds of dying sooner as male are the #1 cause of death of women. Stay safe girlfriend
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Nov 21, 2015 21:42
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starry skies above posted:The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because at age 13 to 19 when I was most interested and excited about the female sex, they were very scornful of me and mainly held me in contempt. At age 19, when I found a girlfriend at last, she ended up dumping me after a month because I weirded her out by being such an anxious try hard who was desperate for female affection. lol
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Nov 21, 2015 21:45
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No fat chicks
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Nov 21, 2015 21:45
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I think like 3 girlfriends is probably the emotional limit. You can't just have seasonal lovers because you end up caring about people all the time.
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Nov 21, 2015 21:55
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singlehood > sad sexless relationship
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Nov 21, 2015 21:59
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Because a Flesh Light doesn't talk back.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:13
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A great japanese man once said anime girls are clean and nice unlike a real world girlfriend.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:15
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I am oppressed by the patriarchy.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:21
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Actually I think I do have one - I told her I wanted to be dating, but I also said I need to be on a path that is always moving forward. I basically told her both of us need to join a gym and it's the truth and she seems to be on board. I am going through a sort of lovely career point and she's mega-positive and makes me feel like it's a tiny little obstacle and that I got this poo poo. You kind of have to GF that and keep it going.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:47
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because sometimes vaginas smell weird
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Nov 21, 2015 22:48
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I have 5 so that means 4 people don't get any.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:52
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etalian posted:A great japanese man once said anime girls are clean and nice unlike a real world girlfriend. 
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Nov 21, 2015 22:53
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I do have a girlfriend but I'm thinking of getting a new one, current one is annoying.
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Nov 21, 2015 22:54
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Maybe I will op cause my bf doesn't appreciate my slavish devotion to him and says he's going to break up with me soon :3
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Nov 21, 2015 23:04
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Can't find a woman with Comically Oversized, Circus Tits
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Nov 21, 2015 23:11
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I have a wife so I don't have time or money for a girlfriend.
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Nov 21, 2015 23:12
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^^^ sup married goon bud i don't have a girlfriend because i have a wife instead 
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Nov 21, 2015 23:14
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timefly posted:Maybe I will op cause my bf doesn't appreciate my slavish devotion to him and says he's going to break up with me soon :3 Haha, maybe we should date, I'm thinking of breaking up with my current gf because she's not as slavishly devoted to me as I'd like.
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Nov 21, 2015 23:19
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Because I just, like, want to live my own life right now. A life devoid of love, companionship, or sex. Is that so hard to understand?
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Nov 21, 2015 23:24
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:U can do what you want but keep in mind that All Men would prefer if women had no rights and were the total slaves to abuse. Also, you are increasing the odds of dying sooner as male are the #1 cause of death of women. Stay safe girlfriend the evil you know
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Nov 21, 2015 23:25
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gently caress buddies/fwb are better and much cheaper. I had a string of terrible girlfriends and one wife, who I divorced 6 months ago. I seem to attract crazies, so I don't feel like getting involved with anyone else's insane poo poo right now. Might change my mind later, but I love being single right now.
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Nov 22, 2015 00:01
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Im deathly of afraid of stds so i never go for whats easy. Im a bizarre dark loner that is way too mentally active and only go for women similar and it just gets too complicated. Also i am an extreme masochist which scares women off left and right. Im a hardcore scenetser / metrosexual but im straight as an arrow and i feel like it disapoints women because they expect me to be bi because of my looks. I dont online date because im very young have a new car and a poo poo job with good pay and im scared to get attachted to someone from the internet. Most women would just be looking to bleed me dry and take advantage.
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Nov 22, 2015 02:21
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I have two 
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Nov 22, 2015 02:22
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quote:Crazy shut in.
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Nov 22, 2015 02:34
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im gay, jk im actually bisexual but pretty much had my sexual identity determined for me by other people and am resigned to life as a fag because frankly heterosexuality seems like way too much effort, also im insane and never leave the apartment so i dont have a boyfriend either
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Nov 22, 2015 02:35
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:this is the biggest bait thread ever, anyone that's used a "dating" app knows exactly why it's impossible to find a girlfriend Why?
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Nov 22, 2015 02:41
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I'm computer illiterate 
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Nov 22, 2015 02:48
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2d > 3d
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Nov 22, 2015 02:48
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IDK op, I haven't looked or felt the need.
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Nov 22, 2015 02:48
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:im gay, jk im actually bisexual but pretty much had my sexual identity determined for me by other people and am resigned to life as a fag because frankly heterosexuality seems like way too much effort, also im insane and never leave the apartment so i dont have a boyfriend either Grindr seems pretty easy and anonymous to use
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Nov 22, 2015 02:56
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Because I am a hosed up weirdo OP
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Nov 22, 2015 02:58
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hemophilia posted:Because I am a hosed up weirdo OP 
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Nov 22, 2015 02:58
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:There are billions of women on earth. Many are single and in your neighborhood. There are lots of convenient-to-use dating apps. So why don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't all those single women have boyfriends?
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Nov 22, 2015 03:07
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Benny Harvey posted:Why don't all those single women have boyfriends? ladder theory?
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Nov 22, 2015 03:10
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Grindr seems pretty easy and anonymous to use I can get dick if I want it but I'm annoyingly picky/too depressed to have a libido and nobody on there is actually looking for a boyfriend either
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Nov 22, 2015 03:14
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I'm seeing someone we just don't believe in society's labels
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Nov 22, 2015 03:16
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VendaGoat posted:ladder theory? Surely ladder theory would explain why the men are single?
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Nov 22, 2015 03:20
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Benny Harvey posted:Surely ladder theory would explain why the men are single? He can't unfold/extend
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