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Scaly Haylie

crossbow

hookah shaped like a skull

"business pills"

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:01

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devil

the coffee lol......does anyone else think that poo poo is gross? Like. could they learn to make coffee

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:06

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dave. posted:

the coffee lol......does anyone else think that poo poo is gross? Like. could they learn to make coffee

I mean like - yeah usually its burnt and not great but sometimes it can be just super nice. Sheetz coffee is good.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:08

Scaly Haylie

a bunch of dresses

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:15

Piso Mojado

a cop once told me that if you see something odd at a gas station store that seems out of place, then it is probably drug paraphernalia - like those roses in glass vials (crack pipes) and socks (huffing).

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:26

devil

i can never get enough of huffing socks

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:28

Scaly Haylie

Piso Mojado posted:

a cop once told me that if you see something odd at a gas station store that seems out of place, then it is probably drug paraphernalia - like those roses in glass vials (crack pipes) and socks (huffing).

skeevy gas stations are singlehandedly killing cursed princes

# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

and now we all know what the hell keeps happening to that one missing sock

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# ? Nov 22, 2015 18:37

weird: by zen death robot

originally the idea was to sell the gas pumps but everyone just kept really exploiting the free samples, thats when they thought to just charge to use them instead. its ridiculous that grocery stores haven't caught up yet

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# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:13

weird: by zen death robot

the guy at the counter gets so pissed off when i take lighters and like its your own fault dude if you're going to put them there obviously im going to take them

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# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:15

Scaly Haylie

weird posted:

originally the idea was to sell the gas pumps

that's one high-upkeep convenience store!!

# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:16

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Lizard Wizard posted:

crossbow

hookah shaped like a skull

"business pills"

i wanna know more about thesse "business pills"

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 23, 2015 03:08

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local shop got frozen 'za w pineapples lol

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# ? Nov 23, 2015 03:31

Android Blues

little foil long eggs with the brown sweet inside

a bin full of strange rocks that split down the middle like geodes but inside is a single shining wheel upon a strut

# ? Nov 23, 2015 03:45

Scaly Haylie

mailorder bees! posted:

i wanna know more about thesse "business pills"

they're dick pills, much like "stiff nights"

# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:58

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

so should i pop them before my next business meeting?

impress the ceo with my raging hardon?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 23, 2015 06:09

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

mailorder bees! posted:

so should i pop them before my next business meeting?

impress the ceo with my raging hardon?

u suk

Piso Mojado posted:

a cop once told me that if you see something odd at a gas station store that seems out of place, then it is probably drug paraphernalia - like those roses in glass vials (crack pipes) and socks (huffing).

nothing holds invisible gas that gets you high like porous cloth you can easily breathe through. maybe that cop should be going to the curios and antique shop that mysteriously appeared the other day instead of the convenience store to see if they sell a brain.

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# ? Nov 23, 2015 16:01

Nemesis Of Moles

like 4 different brands of fake pee

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# ? Nov 23, 2015 16:24

google THIS

Qwerinty posted:

u suk

nothing holds invisible gas that gets you high like porous cloth you can easily breathe through. maybe that cop should be going to the curios and antique shop that mysteriously appeared the other day instead of the convenience store to see if they sell a brain.

I think the idea is you soak the sock in gasoline and then wear it on your nose like some bored privileged teenage elephant

# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:51

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

I think the idea is you soak the sock in gasoline and then wear it on your nose like some bored privileged teenage elephant

yeah, or spraying aerosols inside

# ? Nov 23, 2015 18:01

FutonForensic

i like to buy socks from the gas station, pull them over my head in full view of the clerk and saunter up like I'm gonna rob them. just a harmless gas station goof. we're both having a laugh.

unfortunately I keep forgetting to cut eyeholes in the sock so i trip and hurt myself real bad. then the clerk is laughing at me, not with me

# ? Nov 23, 2015 18:20

Scaly Haylie

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

like 4 different brands of fake pee

that's a given imo

# ? Nov 23, 2015 20:25

Scaly Haylie

i'm traveling for thanksgiving

this gas station has two men's bathrooms and one women's bathroom

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:27

Scaly Haylie

it's literal gender inequality

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:27

Piso Mojado

maybe the ladies bathroom is twice as big?

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:29

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

maybe one mens room has a sink and the other has the toilet. the ladies room has both

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:54

Scaly Haylie

Piso Mojado posted:

maybe the ladies bathroom is twice as big?

there was a long line for the women's room and none for the men's rooms so probably not

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:02

Piso Mojado

there's always a long line for the ladies bathroom.

# ? Nov 25, 2015 20:06

Scaly Haylie

# ? Nov 28, 2015 07:15

cat_herder: BE GAY
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the cash only gas station I go to has a million glass pipes at the pay window. they also sell corn tortillas, also at the pay window.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 07:22

Scaly Haylie

meteloides posted:

the cash only gas station I go to has a million glass pipes at the pay window. they also sell corn tortillas, also at the pay window.

the tortillas are far more questionable

# ? Nov 28, 2015 07:30

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Did you know those light-bulbs they sold were for smoking crack?

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# ? Nov 28, 2015 07:51

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Lizard Wizard posted:

the tortillas are far more questionable

yeah the pipes at least look semi legit, if not brittle as gently caress. but those tortillas have never been moved.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 08:17

posting smiling

what happens when a brittle as gently caress pipe meets an immovable tortilla. another one for the philosophers.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 08:22

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lol if you know how to judge the quality of crack pipes.

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# ? Nov 28, 2015 10:25

devil

oh cool, drilldo squirt is a 37 year old white republican who hasnt found out that not all glass pipes are "crack pipes" yet

# ? Nov 28, 2015 17:08

devil

hey d-sq, still got that D.A.R.E. diploma hung on your wall?

# ? Nov 28, 2015 17:09

Piso Mojado

lmbo @ all you newbs not knowing that corn totillas are only sold at gas stations because you wrap crack in them and smoke it, Milagra style.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 17:13

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Piso Mojado posted:

lmbo @ all you newbs not knowing that corn totillas are only sold at gas stations because you wrap crack in them and smoke it, Milagra style.

ty bacalou!

# ? Nov 28, 2015 17:41

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Piso Mojado posted:

lmbo @ all you newbs not knowing that corn totillas are only sold at gas stations because you wrap crack in them and smoke it, Milagra style.

i heard if you eat the tortilla afterwards it gets you superfucked upk

# ? Nov 28, 2015 19:14

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