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This thread is used for Mom appreciation. Whether you are appreciating your own mom, or supporting the moms in the MILF section of porn hub, all mom appreciation is welcome. I'll start with some Mom texts that my mom sends to me.      
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I appreciate your mom, op.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:01
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Melmac posted:I appreciate your mom, op. His mom is insanely good
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Nov 24, 2015 15:02
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Confirming Window's 98's mum as cool
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Nov 24, 2015 15:03
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Nov 24, 2015 15:06
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Are those pictures too big I can't tell I am on my phone. Do I need to timg them? e: why iPhone screen shots gotta be so big
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Nov 24, 2015 15:07
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Here is another one (from OP's mom and not my mom who is a classy lady and I appreciate that)
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Nov 24, 2015 15:08
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I appreciate your mom's oval office, mouth, and rear end in a top hat
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Nov 24, 2015 15:18
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Rape Stink posted:I appreciate your mom's oval office, mouth, and rear end in a top hat yikes
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Nov 24, 2015 15:20
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Pound_Coin posted:Confirming Window's 98's mum as cool Yeah too bad Windows is a little piece of poo poo who won't even load her ipod.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:22
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 LOL check out how ZANY my mom is!!! SHE ACTUALLY SENT ME THIS!!1 LOLLO
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Nov 24, 2015 15:22
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SPACE HOMOS posted:
 wao dude youre mum is a nasty rear end btihc
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Nov 24, 2015 15:23
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SPACE HOMOS posted:
You caught me. Those are all from months ago but it was the only cool stuff I had to post from my mom. Sorry they weren't cutting edge enough for you. E: also sorry your mom sucks
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Nov 24, 2015 15:40
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Does anybody have the GoPro footage of mom stealing meat?
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Nov 24, 2015 15:43
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Windows 98 posted:E: also sorry your mom sucks if she sucked i wouldn't be here
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Nov 24, 2015 15:46
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Oh one time one of my EPs ranked higher on the Beatport charts than Deadmau5s new album that was released shortly before. So my mom got me a cake to celebrate it because she is a good mom
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Nov 24, 2015 15:47
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Why does your mom text like a white guy pretending to be a cool white mom who knows hip hop lingo
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Nov 24, 2015 15:49
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Windows 98 posted:Oh one time one of my EPs ranked higher on the Beatport charts than Deadmau5s new album that was released shortly before. So my mom got me a cake to celebrate it because she is a good mom And you can't even loving bring her some ice cream? Jesus christ you are the most unappreciative little poo poo ever birthed.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:52
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My mom is slightly afraid of her phone but she sends me cute little texts now and then, I like the ones where she sends pics of her w/ her grandchildren because she looks real happy in those 
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Nov 24, 2015 15:54
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ElGroucho posted:Why does your mom text like a white guy pretending to be a cool white mom who knows hip hop lingo Because she likes to think of herself as "hip". She loves Portlandia and therefore in her mind she's a hipster now. She also has a sense of humor and uses lingo ironically because it's funny and she is self aware. She says "YOLO" instead of goodbye because she thinks she is a comedy genius.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:01
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how hots your mum op on a scale of schmorky to microwave's mum.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:07
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Why do all the chinese food places by you close so early?
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Nov 24, 2015 16:13
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Nov 24, 2015 16:13
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Nov 24, 2015 16:20
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Wanna meet that mom.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:32
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wonder how hot microwave's hot mom is 10 years later
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Nov 24, 2015 16:36
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my mom shits in a bucket. i empty it out for her when i visit.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:38
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Serious Frolicking posted:my mom shits in a bucket. i empty it out for her when i visit. Ummmm who gave you a key to my basement?
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Nov 24, 2015 16:40
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Nov 24, 2015 16:43
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Windows 98 posted:Oh one time one of my EPs ranked higher on the Beatport charts than Deadmau5s new album that was released shortly before. So my mom got me a cake to celebrate it because she is a good mom wait don't you work in a gas station or something? or am I thinking of the other dude
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Nov 24, 2015 16:55
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Moridin920 posted:wait don't you work in a gas station or something? oh what all gbs posters look the same to u huh?
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Nov 24, 2015 16:56
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9/10 would get a handjob from Microwaves mom during a sleepover when my friend is taking a poo poo
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Nov 24, 2015 16:57
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Moridin920 posted:wait don't you work in a gas station or something? Yes I quit that job. My EPs sold well but I was signed to a relatively major label and the short version is "lol music industry, lol artists getting paid". Some of the money went to building a studio and having it acoustically treated. I also lived off music for 4 years basically. Some is in savings. I'm a has-been successful EDM producer
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Nov 24, 2015 17:00
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 Sage knowledge from mother dearest
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Nov 24, 2015 17:12
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OP has two phones and has been texting himself
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Nov 24, 2015 17:16
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Nov 24, 2015 17:24
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my mom is dead
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Nov 24, 2015 17:25
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The jokes just write themselves folks.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:41
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I support Mom from TCC and his meth fueled meat stealing.
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Nov 24, 2015 18:01
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Windows 98 posted:Yes I quit that job. My EPs sold well but I was signed to a relatively major label and the short version is "lol music industry, lol artists getting paid". Some of the money went to building a studio and having it acoustically treated. I also lived off music for 4 years basically. Some is in savings. holy poo poo is this you? love ur work!
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