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dab santa friday night lit reads the script to bad news bears and laughs everytime he sees buttermaker as his char name |
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mods please change the title to social vegan's think thank thread thanks maybe use a cool tag leave that up to u |
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Nov 24, 2015 20:40
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me at the store: Wait, so this is a cookie sheet? Well now I'm just bed, bath, and beyond disappointed *waits for u to stop laughing and winks* |
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Nov 24, 2015 20:41
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me to a crwod at one of my gigs: Anyone here like butts? butt lovers in the crwod: *hoot, holler* me: I don't think they are all they are cracked up to be butt lovers: *laugh and deeply question own values* |
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Nov 24, 2015 20:42
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bbt in... monsters bong
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Nov 24, 2015 20:45
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MmmHhhmmm.. we call that dere a Slingbong mmmhmmm
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Nov 24, 2015 21:05
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disciple: i'm getting pretty tired of jesus turning water into wine jesus: *sips* eugh, do you guys have a brita what is this sand |
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Nov 24, 2015 21:10
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knock knock citizen: *opens door to find entire bad news bears team there in uniform* citizen: oh why hello there kids! Are you raising funds for new jerseys or a new set of bases? team: (in unison) Peter is dead |
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Nov 24, 2015 21:12
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a big thanks to the mods and the venue, you guys have been great *sips water and leans on mic stand stares awkwardly at crowd until someone laughs* hi i'm social vegan kinda funny when you think about it right a social vegan, what's that like? *eagerly waits for lack of friends to show up* no but seriously |
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Nov 25, 2015 00:00
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now i'm from toronto, friends *crowd kinda cheers they dunno* hah ha ya the cold north brrrr so I just flew in today and boy are my arms tired because I use them to lift food and drink to my face literally any time anyone vocally recognizes my existence |
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Nov 25, 2015 00:03
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Holiday season is upon us, time to make a list of beers to drink for this special month-plus: High Tier: Great Lake Christmas Ale, or whatever Christmas Ale you can get your hands on Mid Tier: Cool IPA's that have a lot of alcohol Cheap Tier: Icehouse Tallboys, a favorite of Diamond Joe Biden ---------------- |
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Nov 25, 2015 00:10
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the army should create a tank that when it shoots enemy soldiers it causes them to think about the horrors of war and retreat to a life of art and music. does anyone know the phone number for grumman? |
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Nov 25, 2015 01:33
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Afro Doug posted:the army should create a tank that when it shoots enemy soldiers it causes them to think about the horrors of war and retreat to a life of art and music. does anyone know the phone number for grumman? 1-800-MIX-ALOT https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 25, 2015 01:37
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Afro Doug posted:the army should create a tank that when it shoots enemy soldiers it causes them to think about the horrors of war and retreat to a life of art and music. does anyone know the phone number for grumman? *mr grumman answers the phone*: yes... yes.... well there's only one problem with your tank idea: i didn't think of it first! hahaha. if you look out your window, you'll be pleased to find your reward! *afro doug pulls ope nthe curtains revealing a fleet of chinook helicopters lowering his house into the heart of syria* grumman: isis is your problem now. |
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Nov 25, 2015 01:57
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posting smiling posted:*mr grumman answers the phone*: yes... yes.... well there's only one problem with your tank idea: i didn't think of it first! hahaha. if you look out your window, you'll be pleased to find your reward! lmao |
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Nov 25, 2015 04:50
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i don't know what a grumman is but I am sad it is not the american word for chimney sweep that i presumed when i googled for it |
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Nov 25, 2015 06:17
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posting smiling posted:*mr grumman answers the phone*: yes... yes.... well there's only one problem with your tank idea: i didn't think of it first! hahaha. if you look out your window, you'll be pleased to find your reward! lmfao oh my god |
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Nov 25, 2015 06:32
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social vegan posted:i don't know what a grumman is but I am sad it is not the american word for chimney sweep that i presumed when i googled for it have you ever been afraid of an air plane? |
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Nov 25, 2015 06:39
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posting smiling posted:have you ever been afraid of an air plane? *checks tattoo on wrist that says "I AM NOT MY FATHER"* ..n-no |
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