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Johnny FOotball This poll is closed.
he owns	46	9.85%
John Football	86	18.42%
I love the elfish drunkardd	78	16.70%
In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area	257	55.03%
Total:	467 votes

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Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Farmer and Pettine at Cleveland.

Haslam, his arms wide.

Manziel, when the Browns fell.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 23:03

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# ? May 5, 2024 18:51

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

This thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kRL9ESmhC8

# ? Mar 1, 2016 23:05

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

The Dominion War was probably the high point of the entire Star Trek franchise.

I really need to watch DS9 again.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:45

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Dune is better.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:58

Ammanas: Jul 17, 2005; Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Star trek sucks and if you like it you're a mega dweeb

# ? Mar 2, 2016 01:45

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Galaxy Quest was great, and the scene of the red shirt dude realizing they were actually in a Star Trek situation and no one knew his name was amazing.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:11

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Star Wars is better.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:17

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Ammanas posted:

Star trek sucks and if you like it you're a mega dweeb

Would you prefer the detailed discussion of the finer points of farting in a car?

You can find that over in that thread about the Chargers moving to somewhere that's not San Diego

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:20

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

i'm convinced Enterprise was created and written by people with grudges against Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock

The gently caress? This is the loving worst opinion you've ever shared in TFF.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:27

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Sash! posted:

Would you prefer the detailed discussion of the finer points of farting in a car?

Turn on the heated seats first and make sure you hit the window lock. Bonus points if it is a hot summer day and you switch the heat on right before letting it rip.

You are all welcome

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:28

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Lt. Frank Drebin posted:

Galaxy Quest was great, and the scene of the red shirt dude realizing they were actually in a Star Trek situation and no one knew his name was amazing.

Sam Rockwell is amazing in everything he`s in... unlike Johnny Football.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 02:31

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Probably Magic posted:

This thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kRL9ESmhC8

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U7rOUSvYM8

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:02

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Chromatic posted:

The Dominion War was probably the high point of the entire Star Trek franchise.

I really need to watch DS9 again.

Like I said earlier, once it ripped off B5, it got pretty decent until Sisko Messiah nonsense.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:35

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Season 3 of Enterprise is like, peak Star Trek.

hth

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:45

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Lt. Frank Drebin posted:

Galaxy Quest was great, and the scene of the red shirt dude realizing they were actually in a Star Trek situation and no one knew his name was amazing.

As I recall, it was also voted the 3rd or 4th best Star Trek movie of all time by Star Trek fans.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:46

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Thaddius the Large posted:

As I recall, it was also voted the 3rd or 4th best Star Trek movie of all time by Star Trek fans.

They're not wrong.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:51

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Thaddius the Large posted:

As I recall, it was also voted the 3rd or 4th best Star Trek movie of all time by Star Trek fans.

Honestly Galaxy Quest is probably the best Star Trek movie ever made

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:55

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

I don't think so Tim

# ? Mar 2, 2016 03:58

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Parmesan Basil posted:

Wonder what TNG episode is Manziel's favorite...

Movies count? First Contact - A heavily drunk man moves extremely fast and becomes a hero.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:03

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Johnny is basically the villain from Nemesis with more hair and acne.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:07

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Febreeze posted:

Honestly Galaxy Quest is probably the best Star Trek movie ever made

This is true because cool camp factor aside, the ST movies have all sucked. Basically, all the TNG movies.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:08

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Chilichimp posted:

Johnny is basically the villain from Nemesis with more hair and acne.

and just like tom hardy he often finds himself waking up in the desert surrounded by shirtless people with tubes pumping fluid from his organs

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:11

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

I know all the time I spend in TFF is a complete waste but now I am actually ashamed of it.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:15

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

It's the year 2016 and people are surprised and ashamed that other people on the Internet are giant loving nerds. Like, really, who expected better?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:24

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Update: andy found his luggage

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:27

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

warcrimes posted:

This is true because cool camp factor aside, the ST movies have all sucked. Basically, all the TNG movies.

Star Trek VI is a pretty good movie and possibly the only one that could have existed without the series.

I once postulated that it was basically a James Bond script that ended up with spaceships and aliens.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:28

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

By all means, people who don't like Trek Chat, bring us more Johnny Manziel news instead of complaining about the fact that a nerd forum is filled with nerds

# ? Mar 2, 2016 04:41

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

warcrimes posted:

This is true because cool camp factor aside, the ST movies have all sucked. Basically, all the TNG movies.

All the movies without Ricardo Montalban in them.

All Trek movies should've been Picard and Kirk chasing Khan as he gets up to various shenanigans.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:00

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

This is true because cool camp factor aside, the ST movies have all sucked. Basically, all the TNG movies.

First Contact is really good and I will fight you

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:05

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

You know, you aren't required to post. It's really easy, here let me demonstrate:

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:07

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

oh poo poo oops bad example

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:07

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

First Contact is really good and I will fight you

I liked it better the first time I saw it when it was called Terminator. And a splash of Aliens. First five minutes was cool, I'll allow that.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:09

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

I liked it better the first time I saw it when it was called Terminator. And a splash of Aliens. First five minutes was cool, I'll allow that.

I liked Terminator better when it was called The City on the Edge of Forever :smug:

Or Soldier

Or Demon with a Glass Hand

Basically what I am getting at is that Harlan Ellison only had two plots

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 2, 2016

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:11

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

I think the JJ Abrams movies are the best in the Trek series

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:12

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

One thing I liked about the Star Trek TNG movies is how they kept on having to make excuses for Worf being back on the Enterprise until one movie they just said gently caress it as a joke.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:14

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Sash! posted:

Star Trek VI is a pretty good movie and possibly the only one that could have existed without the series.

I once postulated that it was basically a James Bond script that ended up with spaceships and aliens.

It's a fall of the USSR documentary that owns. One of my top 10 favorite, and a score that just apes Holst the whole time, like all soundtracks should.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

First Contact is really good and I will fight you

Picard's character arc regresses to make it work, but it's excellent as well.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:19

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I liked Terminator better when it was called The City on the Edge of Forever

Or Soldier

Or Demon with a Glass Hand

Basically what I am getting at is that Harlan Ellison only had two plots

Goddammit, you edited in part of my retort. The other part was that Kirk and Spock weren't going back in time to kill a young McCoy. Also, Ellison's original script was amazing.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

warcrimes posted:

Goddammit, you edited in part of my retort. The other part was that Kirk and Spock weren't going back in time to kill a young McCoy. Also, Ellison's original script was amazing.

Harlan Ellison is a tiny lovely hack and his original script was trash

The only cool part was Kirk deliberately killing the woman, but the drug dealing thing and the ending where the villain is sent to an eternal hell of an exploding sun was dumb.

Also I have no mouth and I must scream was a terrible story come fight me nerds

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:24

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

close this thread jesus loving christ

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:26

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# ? May 5, 2024 18:51

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

First Contact is the johnny manziel of star trek movies

it loving sucks

# ? Mar 2, 2016 05:27

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