How do you fire a client?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > How do you fire a client?

Increase the prices until they leave.

Some common stories used to raise prices:

The current dollar has increased/decreased in value (most people don't understand how this even effects a business)
Rent has increased by X%
A portion of the increase is going to some charity
Training materials and licence fees have increased
Piano Teacher's Union fees have increased
Current piano needs to be replaced as it is not up to regulation piano standards
Liberal/Democrat Policies are forcing price changes
Premium tax increases

The solution is to be as vague as possible.

Or you can tell them to just get out and not come back.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 16:30

# ¿ May 3, 2024 07:51

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