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nine-gear crow posted:
May this banner live on forever, in this LP and all LPs.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:The Kongs were just defending themselves! Heeeeere come the Kong Apologists. Next thing you know you're gonna say "Bad Rats wasn't that bad!"
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Dec 1, 2015 06:31
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w/r/t Donkey Kong being a fascistic war criminal, note that it's called "Donkey Kong Country" and not some variant of the "Republic of Kong". After his rise to power, he named his loving country after himself!
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Dec 4, 2015 02:14
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Built on the back of Kremling labourers? Maybe King K Rool was looking to liberate his subjects? He attacked Kong's food source in hopes that it would slow him down long enough to give him time to save all the poor Kremlings stashed in the island factories.
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darealkooky posted:Donkey Kong is a title. It's DK Lore 101 that the guy that threw barrels at mario is now known as cranky kong. So what you're saying is that Cranky, our old Glorious Leader, began all the war crimes and that his son has just been perpetuating them in his father's name. Got it.
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Dec 4, 2015 22:46
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Rabbi Raccoon posted:I've always loved the alliterative, pun, and rhyming level names, it shows a level of polish that a lot of games don't show, past or present. My favorite is Skidda Row. They were generally alright with Rare, but Retro's naming efforts are causing me to groan in exasperation. To play off what you said, they show a level of doggerel that a lot of games don't show, past or present.
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Dec 8, 2015 16:15
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AradoBalanga posted:I keep forgetting how calm and relaxing the underwater music is for DKC1. Like, you just want to kick back and listen to the track instead of dodging pearl shooting clams or sharks. Man, if you wanna talk about Aquatic Ambiance, hit me the gently caress up. Love that track.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:34
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I have remixes for them all. All sorts of remixes.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:45
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Y-Hat posted:One thing I don't like about Retro's version of Donkey Kong Country is that they made Cranky much less of a dick in DKC Returns. This has come up in recording. You are not alone.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:52
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Dr. Fetus posted:Considering he's a playable character in Tropical Freeze, I don't think he's getting a speaking role at all. Cranky smiles too much in Tropical Freeze. He needs to scowl more.
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Dec 11, 2015 07:59
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Unless he was talking about Returns 1 in which he was kind of a dick, but not nearly on the level as the old Country games.
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Agent Interrobang posted:He got onto medical bananas for his glaucoma and achy joints, it made him loosen up a lot. I'll accept that Cranky is high as gently caress in Tropical Freeze.
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Dec 11, 2015 08:44
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Doesn't fit when you're playing single-player and Cranky spends the entirety of the game just clinging desperately to Donkey's back.
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Dec 11, 2015 16:43
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I thought our group name was "Team Hates The Game".
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Dec 16, 2015 16:02
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Kiddy Kong can skip himself over water like a stone. That's pretty neat. Donkey Kong can't do that.
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Dec 17, 2015 08:12
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death .cab for qt posted:Despite its flaws I think that DK64 is one of the best games in the series if you don't meticulously gather all of the golden bananas, for which there is no reward. ew
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Jan 3, 2016 03:32
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FeyerbrandX posted:I can't remember if it was Viking or Mongol or something, but at least in Legend some warlord would torch their ships. No surrender or escape. If you want to get home you rip a boat out of some poor fools house or something. Spanish. Hernan Cortez is reported to have done this when his fleets landed in the Yucatan with the intent of conquering the Aztecs. Historians dispute whether or not they actually burned them or just tore them apart, but yeah, Cortez destroyed his boats. If anyone wanted to return home they would do so in Aztec ships. (Reportedly, after Cortez gave the order one of his men laughed. Cortez stabbed the man with his sword. The rest of the men then proceeded to tear apart the ships while drunk on rum).
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Jan 5, 2016 01:56
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This happens in the Age of Empires II: Conquerors Aztec campaign. At some point Cortez rolls up with a couple galleons, makes a speech, selects his galleons, and presses "backspace".
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Jan 5, 2016 06:38
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DKC1 was a great game, though a product of its time. It was absolutely eclipsed by its sequel, which makes it hard to go back.
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Jan 10, 2016 20:58
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I quickly threw together an Aquatic Ambiance Remix playlist for anyone interested. There are more, so if anyone knows of any good ones, please send me links: AQUATIC AMBIANCE REMIX PLAYLIST
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Jan 12, 2016 03:47
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Derek Barona posted:STICKERBUSH SYMPHONY AND FOREST INTERLUDE PLAYLISTS NOW PLEASE GOOD SIR AND THANK YOU Yeah, no probs. Started throwing together some lists. Grabbed ones I was already familiar with. I'll throw on new ones as I find them. STICKERBRUSH SYMPHONY REMIX PLAYLIST FOREST INTERLUDE REMIX PLAYLIST
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Jan 12, 2016 09:06
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It's a passion. Or a sickness? I love video game remixes.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:15
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OCRemix is great, but they're easy to find. I like trying to find the obscure ones done by random people on the internet you've probably never heard of, because I am a hipster like that. I will get (am getting) around to throwing in the OCRemixes in there.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:28
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Artix posted:
It's pronounced "key!" Krem Quay = Krem Key! kē! 
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Jan 14, 2016 02:27
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Dr. Fetus posted:It has like a different tone from the original. I didn't even recognize it as Stickerbush Symphony when I first heard it. Speaking of Stickerbrush Symphony remixes that you probably won't recognize as Stickerbrush Symphony remixes when you first hear them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwQ5zM2KSG8
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Jan 14, 2016 04:26
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Llama is that dude from Dark Souls games who you let out and then other npcs start mysteriously dying
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Feb 3, 2016 04:46
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Derek Barona posted:Oh my god. What the gently caress was that. reminds me of this boss fight in Mischief Makers. only, you know, not fun. at all.
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Feb 5, 2016 01:44
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Justin_Brett posted:I still don't know why they fired a shot at Earthworm Jim of all people. I like to think I'm to blame.
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Looper posted:when's dk64 Artix, when are you gonna finish PoP2008 and eternally shame nine-gear crow?
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Mar 1, 2016 15:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N107Oce7JA
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Mar 3, 2016 06:56
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Looper posted:the k rool fight sucks!! here's a hot take: your hot takes aren't that hot!!! 
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Apr 5, 2016 03:59
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it's only a brief history, after all
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Apr 6, 2016 04:40
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Derek Barona posted:Who's gonna play Funky getting shot down by Klump and losing his tail? Me.
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Apr 7, 2016 03:55
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I'll be playing the part of "Klump's Tail".
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Rabbi Raccoon posted:Sometimes, I sit by myself and wonder...I wonder just how much the guy who sings the DK rap hates himself. the DK rap is a national treasure and is the only objectively great thing about that game.
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Apr 26, 2016 13:40
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Spookyelectric posted:That N64 game looks like rear end. yes doin' an lp of one was rough because a lot of people weren't keen on the graphics
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Ometeotl posted:Poutine is a culinary abomination unfit for consumption by even the notorious garbage eaters, raccoons. yadda yadda yadda opinions like assholes blah blah everyone's got one and everyone's stinks 
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