Welcome to Auspol December. Image by MaliciousOnion. Last Month: Negligent trolled some people. Turnbull assigned Noted Child Torture Engineer Scott Morrison to the position of treasurer, this set off the LNP far right wing to denounce Morrison as their lord and savior and decided a potato was more right wing and deserving of their worship. Wyatt Roy drew the short straw and is the current LNP scapegoat. Boats were towed back to indonesia, Australia smuggled people onto shore, we were eventually told about this. The NBN got more expensive and fell further behind. The offshore detention centres were partly burned down in a riot, the media portrayed this as uppity browns being insolent. The riot was quelled with force. Tony Abbott said some stupid poo poo to europeans and the cameras recorded it instead of ignoring him, he came home and sat on the backbench. Blop Spitstorm's ratings dropped further, leadership speculation. yawn. Bench Stacking Racist bogan with a face tattoo claimed he wasnt racist and had a buddy from bangladesh he called Bangladesh. Fiona Patten tabled a bill to exclude protests from 150m of a sexual health clinic and the Victorian parliament passed it. Religious placard carriers were told to move. Boomers Raged, Bolt reported, Clive claimed responsibility for rolling Abbott. Scott Ludlum played D&D at PAX PARIS SYRIA Russian plane shot down, Bill shorten makes a face like a puckered rear end in a top hat, Turnbull winces. Discussion about speed limits More but this list is getting long. Whos in politics? The Australian Greens Placed first since almost everyone who regularly posts in this thread is a member. The Greens are a left wing party of hippies who have unreasonable and impractical policy ideas and an infantile fascination with fairness and decency. They stubbornly refuse to give up and accept that the only way to make real change in the world is to roll over and accept neoliberal rule. The Australian Labor Party The ineffective and incompetent right wing opposition party led by an empty suit. Subject to numerous attempts at "change from within" that would be laughable if they weren't so sad. As an ineffective alternative to the government it has meekly agreed with almost everything the government wants to do that involves the brutal treatment and dehumanisation of refugees. The Australian Liberal Party The Liberal Party stands for just about every wrong headed thing you can think of. As a result they are wildly popular among both the rich shithead and poor shithead demographics. Sadly these are large demographics in Australia. They have recently been reaching out to the Fascist demographic as well. Their only saving grace is that they are so incompetent that they can't do so much as sneeze without making GBS threads themselves publicly. Palmer United Party A comedy party led by Mining magnate Clive Palmer who is the only person who rightly treats public office like the media circus it is. He bids outgoing members goodbye and rehashes popular dance songs into campaign jingles while dressing in fursuits. The National Party <placeholder> The Australian Sex Party Like the Greens but with human policies put above environmental ones the ASP is led by Fiona Patten and would like to see drugs legalised, abortion legalised, reduced religious influence in politics and a bunch of other touchy feely stuff. Unf. Katters Australia Party A more functional National party resident in Queensland led by Bob Katter, a ten gallon hat wearing homophobe. There is an irc channel, #auspol on synirc where Australians discuss things, presumably dark spooky things that man was not meant to know. IRC Rules: Dont be a shithead, dont say racist, sexist, or nasty things. Dont discuss verboten topics. bumpunisher69 Heres a link to a past thread with more info in it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739446 Now on with the show. Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 05:06 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:49 |
MysticalMachineGun posted:Isn't Kommando a member or former member of the Sex Party? ..ye--esss?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 05:54 |
Merry Christmas Island. a classic. I've noticed that it's inside, not outside, someone's house. we all knew this as gen x and Ys, we're never getting a pension. Age of entitlement and all that.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 00:04 |
oh derp. who has a house number inside?
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 00:31 |
thatbastardken posted:who bought the loving banner ad you fucker I hate you. werent we talking about this at goonmeet? maybe it was ket
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 06:42 |
Au Revoir Shosanna posted:Good morning Auspol! ah cripes.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:08 |
it's called compromise.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:36 |
then direct complaints to your greens member.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:47 |
Au Revoir Shosanna posted:Good morning Auspol! first response when I shared this to fb David posted:FFS Drew. They went past 20 other countries before stopping here. Australia has EVERY right to establish their identity and actual status before making a decision on their applications and if they would stop destroying their paperwork before they arrive it would go much faster for them. They can ask to go elsewhere at any time they like. They are not being illegally detained. Get off your effing high horse. outside the echo chamber of the thread this is what your average Australian believes.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 01:47 |
some more good news today http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-03/same-sex-couples-civil-partnership-recognition-restored-qld/6999708 quote:Same-sex couples' civil partnerships to again be recognised in Queensland Rolling back the Newman years.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 14:18 |
EXAKT Science posted:Wait, y'all don't have gay marriage yet? No. surprisingly America beat us to that.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 22:20 |
I support Greenpeace but this instance, 25 tons of australian nuclear waste which had to be shipped to France for processing is coming home, its our responsibility and we're doing the right thing. Its uneconomical to process it here as we lack the infrastructure, throughput, expertise and political will to process nuclear waste. We need Lucas Heights to make radiolochemicals for medical needs, breast screenings and x-rays, Cancer treatments, gamma sterilisation of medical instruments and various other uses that are not nuclear medicine. And I absolutely understand the need for security on this, its a potential catastrophe in risk level should something drastic happen to the container as its transported to Lucas Heights. In the past Anti-GM activists broke into GM test farms and wrecked the experiments spreading the GM crops far and wide. Imagine if that happened here, some well meaning protesters sabotaged the convoy and ended up spreading the material and contaminating some sydney suburbs. Thats why this is done with a level of secrecy. We're being responsible for the waste produced by our frankly necessary radioisotope production. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-05/activists-descend-on-port-ahead-of-nuclear-waste-ship's-arrival/7004088 quote:Greenpeace campaigners descend on Port Kembla for arrival of nuclear waste ship BBC Shanghai Some more info on nuclear reprocessing and Storage in australia and ANSTOs FAQs Which i will quote: quote:Q. Why did Australia export spent fuel? A. Australia does not have a facility capable of converting spent fuel into a form suitable for long-term management. France has developed this capability due to its large nuclear energy program. Exporting the spent fuel to France has allowed the removal of residual uranium and plutonium, which will be recycled. Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Dec 5, 2015 |
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 05:24 |
or in simple terms. Australia is big, and far away from other countries. Our sophisticated medical technology makes use of radiopharmaceuticals to make people well or diagnose why they are unwell. These medicines dont last very long after they are made and so would be ineffective if we had to ship them in from overseas, also they make people very uneasy when they cross borders. So we make them here, true blue aussie nuclear medicine from true blue aussie uranium. Made right here in the south of sydney, and when expired they gets sent to france to be processed (because some agreement in the 90s) and then the leftovers are sent back here to be stored across the road underground from where they were made.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 06:24 |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/12033696/Paralysed-Opec-pleads-for-allies-as-oil-price-crumbles.html crude oil has dropped from $110 to 40 per barrel. OPEC is continuing to supply and there are tankers on sea with no buyers. on land storage is full in several places. can someone with more financial knowledge provide some commentary.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 23:50 |
Ket posted:I think the real question is do you reckon you could convince conspiracy nutters that the Australian Embassy is a Muslim haven RIP Vile Rat Solemn Sloth posted:we're doing a documentary about indigenous recognition starring a white asio posted:Att Brisgoons Kingsford Smith drive has needed work for far too long. And to do it they need to resume some Old Qlders, fancy houses and build out over the river. what Brisbane really needs is a ring road and better cheaper public transport but that's not happening. after Newman's tunnels and putting suicide barriers on the Story Bridge I have trouble giving a poo poo. bulldoze Brisbane flat, start over.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 00:01 |
Jumpingmanjim posted:Ooooh Baby wow that's a massive undertaking. I wonder if they need some data analysts.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 00:36 |
EXAKT Science posted:Hey Kommando, do you have a link to a full-size version of the cartoon in your av? http://m.smh.com.au/photogallery/federal-politics/cartoons/david-pope-20120214-1t3j0.html It's the one from 26 Nov '15
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 00:59 |
instead of looking into why people want to kill themselves and boosting mental health services, they were cut and barriers were put up instead. So now people will jump in front of trains or off KP Cliffs. people jumping off bridges was causing traffic problems and that wasn't good for Newman's traffic easement message.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 01:31 |
nevermind me. I'm ovrrsimplifying things. I read something about Donald Trump wanting to call Bill Gates to shut off the internet and got irritated.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 01:41 |
I'm making poo poo quips about Newman and suicide and being generally belligerent. It feels like there is rarely a sensible decision being made in brisbane. The constant focus on everything bad, im not discussing sensibly.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 01:47 |
hooman posted:Newstart is 502 a fortnight for a single. So 13k a year. For the cost of the offshore detention program we could give 1200000000/13000 = 92307 refugees a new start in Australia. Not to mention that every cent of that money would go straight back into our economy because newstart is woefully low. really? she it was that low. 251 per week. can you even find non share rental accommodation and eat for that much?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:33 |
we paid $42 million to put in a bid to host the world cup. that's like several schools and hospitals worth. how about paying for some new teachers.. pay them 60, 70 gently caress it $80k per year. pay them enough so people actually want to teach. that's 525 new teachers positions. at 80k. $1.2 billion... the mind reels at what that could achieve.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:45 |
Solemn Sloth posted:a fun project for a what now? I know you can get rent assistance, I was on and off it for years but mercifully I've been employed for the last 5. It still shocking to see how low it is and how it has not increased.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:53 |
open24hours posted:Can you get vaccinated against chicken pox? A pox on you!
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:56 |
Doctor Spaceman posted:Greg Hunt, which is surprisingly not rhyming slang for "oval office". It's not easy being green
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 05:09 |
SynthOrange posted:Taxpayers shell out $1,700 for three beanbags for Julie Bishop's creativity initiative Beanbags were purchased for $590 each to outfit innovationXchange, described by Bishop’s as a ‘gorgeous little funky, hipster, Googly, Facebooky-type place’ http://lovesac.com.au Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Dec 14, 2015 |
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 05:20 |
adamantium|wang posted:The LNP executive has blocked Ian MacFarlane's defection to the National Party. lol.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 05:39 |
Laserface posted:Or just stop posting loving first dog, like everyone wishes you would. I like firstdog and friendly jordies
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 13:28 |
Pickled Tink posted:First Dog: ok. maybe first dog should write a column... "hello" he lied. TIL that "third world" did not originally mean poor or undeveloped countries, rather those not aligned with the major powers of the Cold War era. Since then its use has come to mean undeveloped but this is somewhat derogatory especially considering its original definition. Some of those countries have created the Non-Aligned Movement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_Movement Ergo, first world problems might more accurately reflect issues regarding political alignment and free trade agreements with aligned powers. My elected leaders signed a secret trade agreement with the US! #firstworldproblems
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 07:12 |
MythLisp posted:Originally in the 90s there was a health announcement that Lyme would be on the rise and for doctors to look out for symptoms. The testing done at Westmead failed to get any positives and so it was determined that the disease wasn't here rather than the tests weren't working or optimized for Australia's borrelia - which exists in Europe/the Americas/Africa/Asia. very interesting. Why would you boss refuse access to the primers? or did he offer his PCR services to the researchers instead?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 23:36 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:49 |
End of year end of thread Thanks for playing.
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