Its bascially how Rio Ferdinand speaks
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 16:30 |
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Mike Williamson suffers hamstring injury two days after Newcastle recall him from loan at Wolves. We are truly cursed. edit: the liverpool game was going to be brutal anyway but we could have done without this. tetsuo fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Dec 3, 2015 |
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I'd be raging if I was Phil Neville and my older brother who's had a media job for the last few years and who only played under one manager and only spends four weeks a year on a training pitch got hired as head coach instead of promoting me. Having said that I do suspect Gary will end up a great manager at some point in the future for the same reasons everyone else has said. Edit: although weird to sign on a short term contract if you don't speak the language. Do three years in the Championship and see if you can get promoted instead, then your kids don't have to change schools. I'm sure one of Burnley/Wednesday/Cardiff/Hull would have him if he expressed an interest. Maybe I'm wrong but I imagine his intention would be to be in the premier league as soon as possible anyway. Hoops fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 3, 2015 |
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It probably a better job than somewhere in the championship because the players will be of a much better and more professional standard and it comes with ready-made excuses if he should fail that will protect his reputation in the English game.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 19:30 |
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Hoops posted:I'd be raging if I was Phil Neville and my older brother who's had a media job for the last few years and who only played under one manager and only spends four weeks a year on a training pitch got hired as head coach instead of promoting me. Maybe Phil would rather be a coach at this point in time and doesn't see it as a competition?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:00 |
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Also Gary Neville is a smart guy and Spanish, at least to get your message across, is easy as gently caress. Given he is known to be on the spectrum he'll probably learn it on the flight over.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:54 |
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David Moyes spent his first day in the office trying to get a result for Git Tae gently caress in google translate
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:56 |
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Hoops posted:I'd be raging if I was Phil Neville and my older brother who's had a media job for the last few years and who only played under one manager and only spends four weeks a year on a training pitch got hired as head coach instead of promoting me. Phil doesn't have all his coaching badges yet. Therefore, he cannot be the head coach of the team. That is why they named Voro the "interim" coach with Phil handling the training.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:58 |
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CyberPingu posted:Its bascially how Rio Ferdinand speaks coke-ney
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 20:59 |
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brocked posted:coke-ney Is that cockney for "choc ice"?
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 22:40 |
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psyer posted:Phil doesn't have all his coaching badges yet. Therefore, he cannot be the head coach of the team. That is why they named Voro the "interim" coach with Phil handling the training. More importantly, anyone can tell that Phil is a dumbass.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 02:08 |
Hoops posted:I'd be raging if I was Phil Neville and my older brother who's had a media job for the last few years and who only played under one manager and only spends four weeks a year on a training pitch got hired as head coach instead of promoting me. yes i too think that he should have gone to Burnley/Wednesday/Cardiff/Hull instead of valencia
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:47 |
so that he could live in Burnley/sheffield/Cardiff/Hull instead of the beach in spain for a bit
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:49 |
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On the other hand you could fail at any of those clubs and it would have zero impact on your career
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 07:57 |
julian assflange posted:On the other hand you could fail at any of those clubs and it would have zero impact on your career you'd have a point if every manager in football wasnt fired after 2-3 years in this day and age
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 08:02 |
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Spanish is not hard to learn at all even a retarded manc can pick it up in a few weeks
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 10:07 |
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Did you take a course online, or did you have an irl tutor?
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 10:35 |
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Yeah but to give instructions to your players and answer inane post-match interviews is a little different form ordering drinks at the bar He's better off only using a translator and keeping the aura that he's a wise foreign tactical genius a la Pochettino
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 12:21 |
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EC10 posted:yes i too think that he should have gone to Burnley/Wednesday/Cardiff/Hull instead of valencia
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 13:13 |
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So apparently Rojo is now out for "weeks" following a serious shoulder injury. Great. Wayne Rooney is also out! Swings and roundabouts, innit?
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 13:14 |
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Maybe Wilson will get some game ti....haha
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 13:21 |
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julian assflange posted:Maybe Wilson will get some game ti....haha I feel like the writing is on the wall for Wilson with this loan. His form must have dropped off a lot to get no game time when United are in a pinch for forwards
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 14:28 |
African AIDS cum posted:Spanish is not hard to learn at all even a retarded manc can pick it up in a few weeks Both Owen and Beckham "managed" it
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:51 |
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EC10 posted:you'd have a point if every manager in football wasnt fired after 2-3 years in this day and age Hell, the same could be said for supporters changing club that often even.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:53 |
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CyberPingu posted:Both Owen and Beckham "managed" it Haha even sarcastically,that's probably being generous. IIRC noted tactical-and-intellectual luminary David Beckham's few words he knew in Spanish was "puta," for which he was red-carded for calling a referee. The best "lack of immersion and language" story still might be Iago Aspas who apparently learned a single word of English in his Liverpool tenure: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/liverpool-flop-iago-aspas-only-6446219
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 16:58 |
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Good lad Gary Bale talks spanish
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:46 |
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Hegay posted:Good lad Gary Bale talks spanish
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:48 |
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straight up brolic posted:"soy buscando por ovejas, pero no por la cena"? lol
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 17:52 |
Oi Pedro, dos cervezas por fa vor
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:06 |
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Hoops posted:I'd be raging if I was Phil Neville and my older brother who's had a media job for the last few years and who only played under one manager and only spends four weeks a year on a training pitch got hired as head coach instead of promoting me. DID SOMEONE SAY PHIL NEVILLE? Phil doesnt have the Pro Licence that you need to be a manager in Spain, but his course is due to finish at the end of May so who knows what happens then? I can say that Garys a bit sneaky not taking proper charge till Monday, I was told they have 11 first team squad members out for the match against Barca
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 18:08 |
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It's not like he's that much better off for it in all honesty, his first ever match in professional management is going to be a must-win Champions League tie against the best team in that group. That's probably one for a future quiz question. Still, I think he's actually better off doing this than going for a poo poo Championship club. It's La Liga, so he can't possibly win anything, but he'd have to gently caress up pretty massively to go down. And I've no doubts someone in a top league will then hire him off the back of that over a Championship manager because if he were any good, why's 'e managing in the Championship, eh?
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 19:23 |
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Der Shovel posted:So apparently Rojo is now out for "weeks" following a serious shoulder injury. Great. 0 - Man Utd have not lost any of the seven PL games they've played without Wayne Rooney in the Louis van Gaal era (W4 D3). Absent. It used to be that Utd were significantly less likely to win without Rooney, now it's the opposite. https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/672746363554291712 Look at the reactions lol
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 19:32 |
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It's a shameless fanbase that cheers the injury of the current longest servant of the club imho.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 19:39 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:It's a shameless fanbase that cheers the injury of the current longest servant of the club imho.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:16 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:It's a shameless fanbase that cheers the injury of the current longest servant of the club imho. City fan talking about shameless fanbase 8raz posted:Seeing a lot of people remembering he's scouse lately. They never really forgot. It's just that it makes no sense to badmouth a oval office who's doing really well for your team.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:23 |
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PirateBob posted:They never really forgot. It's just that it makes no sense to badmouth a oval office who's doing really well for your team.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 20:27 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:It's a shameless fanbase that cheers the injury of the current longest servant of the club imho. Yeah but Pirate Bobs a oval office. Not sure Rooney being out fixes a problem.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 21:34 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:Yeah but Pirate Bobs a oval office. It's not like he's been scoring goals. Martial has looked very good but it's pretty clear that he needs someone else around him up front who is also on form.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 21:36 |
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Shrapnig posted:It's not like he's been scoring goals. Or making good passes or crosses, making key runs, opening up the defense, linking the midfield and attackers or pretty much anything else meaningful. Rooney has been a passenger for months and is at a point where a mediocre performance gets praise because even that seems positive compared to the utter uselessness he normally offers.
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# ? Dec 4, 2015 21:47 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:Yeah but Pirate Bobs a oval office. I'm a oval office? gently caress you. Any Utd fan not looking forward to Utd being without Rooney (for whatever reason) is an idiot. 8raz posted:So they remember when he's not doing well. Point still stands. What point is that? When you have reason to look for positives you look for positives and when you have reason to look for negatives you look for negatives? Groundbreaking insight there 8raz.
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