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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
maybe you should look into an epidural steroid injection and pop some painkillers. or maybe try some alternating cold / heat packs to relieve inflamation? i dont know but if i were you i would get some rest. youre going to need it!

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
it's all the lifting that does it

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I have quite a few problems (dozens, even), but thankfully a stitch is not among them.

However if some of you do suffer from lower back pain, I know of some stretching exercises that could help. Surprisingly enough, their motions often involve the knees.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
no, im going to drink cause it also solves everything else

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

goatse.cx haver posted:

no, im going to drink cause it also solves everything else

i think that might actually contribute to the problem over time. i have no proof of this, but i think that alcohol abuse causes your discs to break down faster than normal. but whatever.

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
i've got the heavy load on my lumbar bone
forces known to let a disc get blown
lift critics say he's got his back all bowed
i'm from the union, lift with the knees real slow

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

im downloading my soul into a robot

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
I've got veinal scoliosis and a cracked L-1

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

dad gay. so what posted:

i think that might actually contribute to the problem over time. i have no proof of this, but i think that alcohol abuse causes your discs to break down faster than normal. but whatever.

you know you might be right, thank you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

im downloading my soul into a robot

i would do this but im afraid ill end up as a roomba. which brings us to the question of robot hinduism, do bad souls go into japanese toilets? im trying to keep my karma up so i can at least be one of those arms that makes toyotas

frontyardninja
Nov 5, 2005

my mom used to get those epidurals. i had to go pick her up all the time and it made me sad.

now she's always in pain.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

haha back problems. loving losers

oh poo poo my knees

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Saalkin posted:

haha back problems. loving losers

oh poo poo my knees

Knee problems are genetic. Back problems happen to fat people.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i must withdraw to meditate

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

im downloading my soul into a robot

gently caress yeah hahahaha bleep bloop blip hahaha.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
try doing some ab work

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u do anything other than bicep curls

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

lol if you've lived such a sedentary lifestyle that your muscles have completely atrophied to the point where you must exist in a opioid induced haze



just take steroids there is no downside

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

im downloading my soul into a robot

I'm downloading my soul into forums user Jerry Mumphrey

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my dad threw his back out and lay on the floor asking me to kill him

it looked pretty unpleasant! (i did not kill him fyi)

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

i've got a buddy whose back is so hosed up that he sleeps on a floor instead of in bed with his wife. I gave him some suggestions and he shot em all down, like "i've learned to deal with it"

is it seriously possible for someone's back to be so hosed up that the floor is actually better, and is the only solution?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm a massage therapist and I can help for $70 an hour

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
i got 99 problems but a slipped disk aint one

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm a massage therapist and I can help for $70 an hour

How happy will I be with your end service?

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I have the worst posture when I sit. =(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

frontyardninja posted:

my mom used to get those epidurals. i had to go pick her up all the time and it made me sad.

now she's always in pain.

same

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

im downloading my soul into a robot

same

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i must withdraw to meditate

same

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

It's because I have to constantly lift my huge dick

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
lol if you need a spine

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

It's because I have to constantly lift my huge dick

no its because you have hip dysplasia from being a fat dog

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Enfield posted:

i would do this but im afraid ill end up as a roomba. which brings us to the question of robot hinduism, do bad souls go into japanese toilets? im trying to keep my karma up so i can at least be one of those arms that makes toyotas

japanese toilet is about as high class as toilets get imo, id much rather be a japanese toilet than one of those XXL sized fatass american toilets that obese people rip their guts into

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

How happy will I be with your end service?

I think I get paid more than the people who actually jerk people off so I haven't added that as an option yet but your back will feel better and your endorphins and relaxation will be elevated

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
it seems like you would rather die than change much imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think I get paid more than the people who actually jerk people off so I haven't added that as an option yet but your back will feel better and your endorphins and relaxation will be elevated

how much do these jerk off people make? im looking to make a career change

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

it seems like you would rather die than change much imo

i would like to die, actually, now that you mention it

ive have probably thought about that 100 times already today but thank you for reminding me

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
"I would like to die"

*doesn't die*


fail

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
MEGA fail

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

how much do these jerk off people make? im looking to make a career change

I think an hj on the streets is like $20 or less it's probably more in a thai massage place or similar. Then again i don't think hand jobs usually last an hour so maybe they are making more than me overall

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the final form of all things is death

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