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Aesop Poprock posted:I think an hj on the streets is like $20 or less it's probably more in a thai massage place or similar. Then again i don't think hand jobs usually last an hour so maybe they are making more than me overall where can i get one of these "hand jobs" you speak of? any thai massage place? is there some secret sign so you dont waste oyu time with a non-handjob place?
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dad gay. so what posted:where can i get one of these "hand jobs" you speak of? any thai massage place? is there some secret sign so you dont waste oyu time with a non-handjob place? if you go in and they start jerking you off you're good, if they start actually applying pressure to your shoulders and you smell essential oils and a celtic christmas cd is playing say you have to go to the bathroom and then leave
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dad gay. so what posted:no its because you have hip dysplasia from being a fat dog Thanks for diagnosis Saved me a trip to the ol Doctorooni
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Aesop Poprock posted:if you go in and they start jerking you off you're good, if they start actually applying pressure to your shoulders and you smell essential oils and a celtic christmas cd is playing say you have to go to the bathroom and then leave a massage girl accidentally touched my boner once and i got all excited but she was just doing some abdominal pressure thing. 
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you don't usually even pay for a massage til afterwards so you can just call a mulligan as many imnes as you want until you find a woman who will jerk off your dong for cash (they probably dont take credit cards or gift cards)
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dad gay. so what posted:the final form of all things is death actually my final form is super saiyan 2
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dad gay. so what posted:a massage girl accidentally touched my boner once and i got all excited but she was just doing some abdominal pressure thing. our ethics teacher told us that if someone gets a boner we should just ignore it and then she asked the guys in the class (me and a big black guy) if we get boners all the time and we had to talk abou tthem. I think she just really liked boners
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hemale in pain posted:actually my final form is super saiyan 2 i dont know what that is
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Aesop Poprock posted:our ethics teacher told us that if someone gets a boner we should just ignore it and then she asked the guys in the class (me and a big black guy) if we get boners all the time and we had to talk abou tthem. I think she just really liked boners what was his name?
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Dec 1, 2015 20:38
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Shes on the PA board of massage
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i always get a boner. even if its an old lady. i like to get massages and i really like to get boners (not piss boners tho)
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Dec 1, 2015 20:39
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I enjoy it when pretty womens touch my goony bod.
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Dec 1, 2015 20:42
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when i buy a house i'm going to get one of those fancy seat-warming butt-douching toilets
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Dec 1, 2015 20:43
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its pretty funny when old horny dudes come in to get caressed by a girl and they get me, a gay adult man that posts on something awful lol
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Dec 1, 2015 20:44
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Aesop Poprock posted:its pretty funny when old horny dudes come in to get caressed by a girl and they get me, a gay adult man that posts on something awful lol a hand is a hand buddy
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Here's a pro tip from bodybuilding forums member MisterKuato (Kuato was taken when I joined), lift with your back instead of your legs. It'll help you develop your back muscles and improve your posture over time. Gotta keep at it though, might be some discomfort at first but no pain no gain.
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So it's true that the more pain, the more gain?
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Aesop Poprock posted:its pretty funny when old horny dudes come in to get caressed by a girl and they get me, a gay adult man that posts on something awful lol seriously though, what is the tip off that its a j/o massage place? im asking for a friend
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dad gay. so what posted:seriously though, what is the tip off that its a j/o massage place? im asking for a friend If it's a Thai place it's probably a jo place cause they're not licensed
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Enfield posted:i would do this but im afraid ill end up as a roomba. which brings us to the question of robot hinduism, do bad souls go into japanese toilets? im trying to keep my karma up so i can at least be one of those arms that makes toyotas
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Enfield posted:i would do this but im afraid ill end up as a roomba. which brings us to the question of robot hinduism, do bad souls go into japanese toilets? im trying to keep my karma up so i can at least be one of those arms that makes toyotas  
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I've had three back k surgeries, AMA! I own a roomba, AMA! I had a boner at an asian massage parlor once and to my embarrassment it wasn't one of those Asian massage parlors, AMA!
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do people ever get robbed at those places? thats always been my fear. if they are willing to do a j/o crime, maybe they wouldnt think twice about knocking you out and stealing your money and clothes. can you recommend any reputable thai j/o places in the greater denver metro area?
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dad gay. so what posted:do people ever get robbed at those places? thats always been my fear. if they are willing to do a j/o crime, maybe they wouldnt think twice about knocking you out and stealing your money and clothes. can you recommend any reputable thai j/o places in the greater denver metro area? could a small asian lady knock you out, my man?
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dad gay. so what posted:do people ever get robbed at those places? thats always been my fear. if they are willing to do a j/o crime, maybe they wouldnt think twice about knocking you out and stealing your money and clothes. can you recommend any reputable thai j/o places in the greater denver metro area? I dunno?
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Dec 1, 2015 20:53
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Jerkoff places are all Chinese you dumb gay masseuse
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Funk In Shoe posted:could a small asian lady knock you out, my man? What she look like? 
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Funk In Shoe posted:could a small asian lady knock you out, my man? if im getting a relaxing massage im pretty much half way there already  plus i would imagine it was some dude who comes in and fucks you up or stabs you
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Dec 1, 2015 20:54
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Sheep-Goats posted:Jerkoff places are all Chinese you dumb gay masseuse can you recommend one? for my friend?
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I once spent four hours trying to get out of bed because my back was so loving wrecked op. Back pain is loving boss, and I wish everyone could experience the joys of it.
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dad gay. so what posted:can you recommend one? for my friend? If I were to imagine where one would be, I would guess the seedy section of town. In my imagination that is. 
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Nurge posted:I once spent four hours trying to get out of bed because my back was so loving wrecked op. Back pain is loving boss, and I wish everyone could experience the joys of it. i love it because it reminds me that in this life there will only be pain and suffering until you finally get to die
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VendaGoat posted:If I were to imagine where one would be, I would guess the seedy section of town. In my imagination that is. i want a reputable one where i dont get stabbed or infected with AIDS
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Dec 1, 2015 20:57
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dad gay. so what posted:i want a reputable one where i dont get stabbed or infected with AIDS That'll cost extra
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Sheep-Goats posted:Jerkoff places are all Chinese you dumb gay masseuse They're called thai massage places regardless of the race because it's a specific branding that keeps them from needing to hire lisenced body workers ignorant loving guy
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Dec 1, 2015 21:03
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don't ever call me a masseuse again
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don't jerk the crime if you can't jerk the time
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Aesop Poprock posted:don't ever call me a masseuse again calm down and point me to one of the "thai places" 
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I dont know where they are and ive never been to denver. Ive been to aspen
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