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there's a lady yelling at the xerox machine because it jammed.
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May 4, 2024 17:58
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Has she struck the machine?
thankfully no that'd probably void the warranty she just says things like "oh for pete's sake."
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Dec 2, 2015 19:22
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i just got an email that i could respond to quickly and immediately but im going to wait 2 hours
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Dec 2, 2015 19:23
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Who's Pete and why do we do so much for his sake. I'm sick of donating all of my frustrations to Pete and having none left for myself.
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Dec 2, 2015 19:35
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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Who's Pete and why do we do so much for his sake. I'm sick of donating all of my frustrations to Pete and having none left for myself.
Saint Pete (not to be confused with Saint Peter, the other guy) wanted only one thing in life, for everyone around him to be happy. He would go out of his way to make people happy, lending a hand whether it was a right proper barn raising or a sheep shearing, if it made you happy, Pete was there, ready to help, to make you happy. Well sadly, Pete passed away helping a stranger in town paint a fart green. I won't trouble you with the details, but suffer it to say it was unpleasant to say the least.
Anyways townfolk since then have taken to yellin' out the words "aw, will ya hurry up, for Pete's sake!" because if Pete were there, well then by Jehosaphat, he's want you to be happy, so hurry up, would ya? Do it for Pete.
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Dec 2, 2015 19:43
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printers deserve their own horseman of the apocalypse
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Dec 2, 2015 20:30
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- platonicbackrub
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haha maybe your office should invest in this new thing that replaced Xerox machines its called a printer/scanner/all in one lmbo
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Dec 2, 2015 21:29
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heh check this guy/gal/person who isn't up on their office colloquialisms
this baby is a smooth all-in-WonderŽ that prints scans makes copies and emails both hard copies and electronic ones wirelessly no less
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Dec 2, 2015 21:33
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heh check this guy/gal/person who isn't up on their office colloquialisms
this baby is a smooth all-in-WonderŽ that prints scans makes copies and emails both hard copies and electronic ones wirelessly no less
holy poo poo! with a printer like that, who needs printers!
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Dec 2, 2015 21:35
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are you tech support op
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Dec 2, 2015 21:36
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while youre Xeroxing that memo from corporate can you fire off a fax laffo
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Dec 2, 2015 21:36
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whoa now weve resorted to job shaming? thatll get you a 30 minute sitdown with management and an all day seminar with the hr folks
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Dec 2, 2015 21:39
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update i got lunch from the little mediterranean joint down the street. they do spanikopita on wednesdays
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Dec 2, 2015 21:41
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whoa now weve resorted to job shaming? thatll get you a 30 minute sitdown with management and an all day seminar with the hr folks
fact: the HR folks are always the sexiest folks at work. I highly recommend sneaking into the area with the HR people, it's basically like a non-stop orgy all work day.
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