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*fires a spit ball right at that fucker's forehead*
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I'm going to use swears and then I'm going to break the last staph slide by putting the long lens in place and bringing the stage up until it cracks.
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Dec 2, 2015 23:07
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*mutters loudly enough to be heard* PENIS
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"hey mr. genesplicer, do you want to see my clock?"
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lol HOMO sapien
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"i'd do anything to improve my grades, mr. genesplicer...but I won't do that"
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*mutters loudly enough to be heard* Haha high five baby Don't leave me hanging drat
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Dec 2, 2015 23:11
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*takes dutiful notes* You're my favorite teacher sempai genesplicer
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Dec 2, 2015 23:13
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*fluffs up and prepares to drop the creationist counterpoint that is going to BLOW. HIS. MIND.
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Dec 2, 2015 23:13
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*sits in the back of the class snorting drugs*
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Dec 2, 2015 23:16
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*gets molested*
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*Am a good student but not afraid to try to use my tits to try to get a bathroom break during the test so I can look up an answer on my phone in the hallway, told my gfs I'd totally do him if he were 30
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Dec 2, 2015 23:17
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I'm the hot student who is constantly getting creepy vibes from him
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Dec 2, 2015 23:18
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Mr. Genesplicer sir, I am staging a non-violent march in protest of the probating of dad gay, so what. He did nothing wrong. And if you give me less than a B on my science project I will claim RETALIATION and report you to the school board. (you are secretly my favorite teacher, though)
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Dec 2, 2015 23:31
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i dont feel tardy
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Dec 2, 2015 23:33
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there's always 1 or 2 bad kids in every class who are mean to even the cool teachers like genesplicer im a good kid  *literally entire body is stuffed into a trash can
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Dec 2, 2015 23:36
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Who in here is the doughy girl making water eyes at me, who I am too much of a prick to notice
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Dec 2, 2015 23:38
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*Barely hiding the fact that I'm reading a 700+ page fantasy novel behind a propped up textbook while he's lecturing.*
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Dec 2, 2015 23:39
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Dec 2, 2015 23:40
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*steals bottle of toluene, huffs it in bathroom and masturbates as brain and liver are destroyed*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XP7yflhOtE
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Sheep-Goats posted:Who in here is the doughy girl making water eyes at me, who I am too much of a prick to notice probably me
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Dec 2, 2015 23:43
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genesplicer and gnarly were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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*sits in the back with the cool kids*
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*just got ADHD meds from the nurse and am grindin teeth like a motherfucker
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TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
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Sheep-Goats posted:I'm going to use swears and then I'm going to break the last staph slide by putting the long lens in place and bringing the stage up until it cracks. I laughed too hard at this (because my stupid rear end did it a lot, mainly because I was an idiot).
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Dec 2, 2015 23:46
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i like genesplicer he's prob a cool teacher who'd laugh whenever u play a prank on him
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Dec 2, 2015 23:48
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Do they still have chalkboards in schools? If so I'm going to play that trick where you cram a piece of chalk into the eraser. If not, I'm going to huff the dry erase markers
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*throws paper airplane into your lap* *you unfold it* 'YOUR GAY PASS IT ON'
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Dec 3, 2015 00:12
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Hey Mr. Genesplicer, have you ever smoked weed?
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Dec 3, 2015 00:15
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*holds hand under waist with index and thumb curled into a circle*
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Dec 3, 2015 00:22
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*wont stop making anime analogies*
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Dec 3, 2015 00:49
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*me and the guy next to me do that thing where me put our hands together in a Vulcan formation so it looks like a vag when you peek inside*
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Dec 3, 2015 01:08
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*wonders what Genesplicer is looking at on his computer during exams* *sees him carted off by the police next week* *rumors spread*
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I'm going to lie on the desks on my belly like a walrus I'm going to use hand sanitizer and a lighter to create a flash-bang in the palm of my hand I'm going to sit down in the middle of class and shout out "WHO SAW THE CHICKEN loving VIDEO?" while the teacher's talking I'm going to ask for a mechanical pencil and then dismantle it entirely rather than writing down any notes (all of these pulled from life; not me though)
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*shows up late or skips, talks with friends, backtalks genesplicer and never completes homework* *gets 'F's across the board* *blames genesplicer for having it out for him*
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Dec 3, 2015 01:37
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*pretends to be doing geometry homework while actually carving his initials into the desk with the compass* *fills the initials in with pencil*
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Dec 3, 2015 02:17
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"Mr. G a guy named Tuco is out in the hall. Says it's real fuckin important."
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*is the obvious 30 year old undercover cop*
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