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I heard a kid in another class found mister splicers dating profile. I'm the kid that enters 80085 into all the calculators
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*cracks open can of sardines and stinks up the whole drat place*
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Dec 3, 2015 21:58
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*pees out the window while whistling Dixie to humour the class while the teach is fumbling around with the projector*
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Dec 3, 2015 22:01
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*throws chalk eraser at your back, leaves big square white mark on your coat* You aren't listening, Ms. Caucus. Pay attention in class! Edit: Although I suppose you could bring one from home to add a layer to the joke.
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Dec 3, 2015 22:22
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ChrisHansen posted:
That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders.
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Dec 3, 2015 22:29
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*sets loose three pigs numbered #1, #2, and #4*
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Dec 3, 2015 22:31
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*chucks a banana at the ceiling fan*
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Dec 3, 2015 22:33
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*takes names of students that act up when there is a sub*
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gently caress da Mods posted:i heard mr splicer is gayyyy  im gonna make a rage comic of that and post it on 9 gag pronto
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Dec 3, 2015 22:49
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genesplicer posted:When I'm absent, they usually do brainpops. what is a brainpop? Captain Yossarian posted:I always played mean jokes on dullards by using "netsend" messages . "Bobby you need to come to the office right now"- kid just got up and left class and was suspended for it lol hahaha holy poo poo I remember that command. funny as gently caress anyway, genesplicer: please tell us about the craziest kid you have had in class i want to know more *need to know more intensifies*
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Dec 4, 2015 00:06
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*Hand shoots up straight* Mr. Splicer Mr. Splicer! Someone used the calculators to spell out a dirty word! *Waves hand furiously in the air until acknowledged*
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Dec 4, 2015 00:11
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*north face down jacket smells like kind bud* can i borrow a pencil?
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Dec 4, 2015 00:33
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mr. genesplicer i heard mr. a starwar betamax say he could beat you up
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Dec 4, 2015 00:42
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genesplicer posted:That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders. Do they at least tell the story? Because that was a masterwork of comic literature that would have made Rabelais proud.
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Tashan Dorrsett posted:*north face down jacket smells like kind bud* i'll bring it right back, bro, don't worry bout it
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genesplicer posted:That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg
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Dec 4, 2015 01:52
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*Halfway through the school year* Uuuum I'm not supposed to be in this class, I thought this wasn't AP, just regular History :\
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*farts, sheepishly moves chair around to pretend like maybe it was the chair that made the noise* *nobody is fooled*
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Dec 4, 2015 02:25
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*farts, sheepishly moves chair around to pretend like maybe it was the chair that made the noise* *throws pencil at you and snickers to his friends*
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Dec 4, 2015 02:32
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*farts, sheepishly moves chair around to pretend like maybe it was the chair that made the noise* *gets up to sharpen pencil and silently farts next to you* "drat, QUEEN CAUCUS, plug your butt."
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Dec 4, 2015 07:48
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*sticks hand in liquid nitrogen a little too long* oh no oh no poo poo no
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genesplicer posted:That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders. *Mixes all the chemicals together and seems disappointed when no one dies.
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Dec 4, 2015 08:56
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*says orgasm instead of organism*
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*Spills Methylene Blue all over the loving place.*
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*asks why semen tastes sp salty if its 80% sugar*
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Dec 4, 2015 10:18
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*lights nerdy kid's hair on fire with bunsen burner*
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Ulthar posted:probably me As in life I have noticed too late
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genesplicer posted:Gee, it's like lots of you remember what 8th grade is like. They were still making Smartboards in 2009? We had them in 2001 and the teachers hated them and didn't use them plus every single one of them had marker on them because inevitably someone would forget you could erase poo poo off of them. Mimio is the poo poo now, I still hate it and prefer to draw pictures on the board/ use the projector.
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*looks like I'm diligently writing down information in my notebook* *I'm actually just drawing animes* *there haven't been any school notes in this school notebook all semester*
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genesplicer posted:That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders. Mr. Gene Splicer can I have a moment of your time? I hear that you've been teaching something called "science" to the children. *slides christian creation science pamphlet across your desk* I find that unacceptable. Let me tell you about our lord and savior. (E: I didn't have whiteboards until the late 90's and several classrooms still had chalk. I never had a "smartboard".)
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genesplicer this ever happen to you?
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This is arguably the best thread in GBS right now. Also why isn't there some kind of filter on the school wifi to block fb and such? They had that when I was in school so it has to still exist. *looks up porn on Chromebook* "Mr. Splicer... What's "tribbing"?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:37
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Crazyeyes posted:This is arguably the best thread in GBS right now. WTF school "wifi"?? The gently caress they need wifi for in school
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:WTF school "wifi"?? The gently caress they need wifi for in school there usually isn't much need for a computer lab anymore, schools just get laptop carts that they can wheel around to whatever classroom
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Dec 4, 2015 16:46
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:WTF school "wifi"?? The gently caress they need wifi for in school How else would the Chromebooks get their mojo? I admit I don't know if they use wireless data or wireless internet or hardwired stuff.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:WTF school "wifi"?? The gently caress they need wifi for in school School computers used to be super locked down when I was in school. Then my brother goes through and he and his friends are playing Unreal matches in the library during lunch. Lucky assholes. *Makes netsend shortcut with a tilde. Gets questioned about it, lies, never hears anything about it again.
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genesplicer posted:That's every kid. Third grade potty humor is very popular with 8th graders. also gbs
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*Falls asleep after the first 30 mins of class everyday* *Only wakes to ask if we can watch the Princess Bride on laser disc again*
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The fact that kids are using Chromebooks and cellphones in class and schools have wifi is the weirdest poo poo. My elementary school was so poor that part of the cafeteria flooded every time it rained and the biggest attraction on the playground was a tractor tire stuck into the ground. I bet nowadays all the kids there have loving ipads or some crazy offbrand thereof.
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