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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

thods

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i thought this thread was just yospos boyz club

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
are girls disgusting animals in work bathrooms as well? it's probably sexist but I imagine they aren't the same level of disgusting savages

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the guy brushing his teeth in the workplace bathroom

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the guy washing his face and hair in the airport bathroom

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

indigi posted:

the guy who wears sandals into a public restroom

Not only did this guy work in my building but there is always always always a puddle of piss in front if the urinal :stonk:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

indigi posted:

are girls disgusting animals in work bathrooms as well? it's probably sexist but I imagine they aren't the same level of disgusting savages

we may never know

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



indigi posted:

are girls disgusting animals in work bathrooms as well? it's probably sexist but I imagine they aren't the same level of disgusting savages

maybe not at work but the woman's room at the bar i worked at was a total nightmare

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The guy who takes a beverage in with them

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

maniacdevnull posted:

The guy who takes a beverage in with them

yeah dude set it on the water fountain and pick it back up on the way out

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

they guy who masterbates and leaves cum on the floor

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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kwinkles posted:

yeah dude set it on the water fountain and pick it back up on the way out

Seriously! No one is going to gently caress with your big gulp bud, it's cool.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i instinctively spit in every unattended cup I see

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
*2 seconds of porn sounds before it can be muted*

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

indigi posted:

are girls disgusting animals in work bathrooms as well? it's probably sexist but I imagine they aren't the same level of disgusting savages

womens rooms are far far more gross than anything you can imagine

bloody tampons and pads stuck to the walls

piss EVERYWHERE from the "hovering" trick

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
at a work bathroom, though?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I was on a cruise (shut up) last summer and one of the nights from 6pm to 2am none of the water worked because there was a quincenera group on board and they had all flushed their tampons despite several signs warning not to (in English, Spanish, and some form of Asian), clogging the entire ship's plumbing. we know what it was because the crew told everyone because they were really pissed off about it.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

indigi posted:

at a work bathroom, though?

have you not met lady computer touchers before

their filthy cars are an excellent indicator

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

indigi posted:

I was on a cruise (shut up)

lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

indigi posted:

I was on a cruise

lol

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
the 300+ pound dude that keeps clogging at least 2 of the 3 men's toilets on both our 2nd and 3rd floors. i know who you are, i will take your picture and shame you motherfucker, stop trying to flush 10 pounds of poo poo with an entire roll of TP all at once :argh:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

yikes

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cat Face Joe posted:

the guy who peeks though the crack to "see if the stall is occupied"

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

yard salad posted:

*camera sound from the stall*

The game Alphabear has a bear take a photo of itself when you win alongside the loud shutter noise, not great on a busy train either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtqd9AvUrmU

lookoutbelow
Mar 3, 2004

lady computer touchers

new fetish

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
the people who eat in the bathroom



although one time at EA, i walked into the men's room and there was 3 people huddled around one of the stall doors and one of them was holding a phone up over the top of the stall door and it was on speaker. they were all on a conference call with the dude on the shitter. i didn't recognize any of them, so it was probably one of the finance/accounting/legal departments.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Beast of Bourbon posted:

the people who eat in the bathroom



although one time at EA, i walked into the men's room and there was 3 people huddled around one of the stall doors and one of them was holding a phone up over the top of the stall door and it was on speaker. they were all on a conference call with the dude on the shitter. i didn't recognize any of them, so it was probably one of the finance/accounting/legal departments.

jfc

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

i remember this and am still physically nauseated

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

bradzilla posted:

the guy who pretends he is not sitting in a stall taking a poo poo by sitting silently, waiting for it to be all clear because no one can hear my bodily noises they're embarassing!!!

don't hate the player, hate the shame!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Beast of Bourbon posted:

the people who eat in the bathroom



although one time at EA, i walked into the men's room and there was 3 people huddled around one of the stall doors and one of them was holding a phone up over the top of the stall door and it was on speaker. they were all on a conference call with the dude on the shitter. i didn't recognize any of them, so it was probably one of the finance/accounting/legal departments.

was about to ask why that guy couldn't just hold the burger in one hand instead of setting it on the floor, then i realized he needed to hold his laptop

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

As a Millennial I posted:

was about to ask why that guy couldn't just hold the burger in one hand instead of setting it on the floor, then i realized he needed to hold his laptop

but then you could stack it on the fries, keep it on the laptop, or just keep it in your mouth.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


john fried chicken

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

flakeloaf posted:

john fried chicken

James

James

you loving idiot!

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

:mad:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

You had it, just sailing over the plate, waiting for you to drill some schmuck in the cheap seats, but you just loving whiffed, dumbass

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sweevo posted:

i was pissing at an airport once and an american guy in one of the stalls kept saying "YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!" really loudly every time he managed to squeeze a piece out

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

maniacdevnull posted:

James

James

you loving idiot!

but james doesnt mean bathroom?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

indigi posted:

are girls disgusting animals in work bathrooms as well? it's probably sexist but I imagine they aren't the same level of disgusting savages

ime having used both not nearly

deffo depends on how good your cleaning crew are

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

womens rooms are far far more gross than anything you can imagine

bloody tampons and pads stuck to the walls

piss EVERYWHERE from the "hovering" trick

yeah not really

like every once in a while you see a pad on the floor or smth but its not nearly as ubiquitous as the 10 yards of oddly colored toilet paper that are always on any given mens room floor

and dont get me started about the smell

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
the guy who thinks hes an authority on public restrooms

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
the bitchmade wimp that runs the tap while peeing

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