GOP Star Party in Vegas: the CNN Debate. Dec. 15. 6pm & 8:30pm ET

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina
	John Kasich
	Rand Paul
	Mike Huckabee
	Rick Santorum
	Lindsey Graham
	George Pataki
	Literally Hitler

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ted Cruz and Star Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7...Eo0uqX2-hmUjTvg

Pro-click. Holy poo poo.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:49

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# ? May 7, 2024 06:21

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

Oh that was amazing! I can't love this enough! Oh wow. I'm literally shaking from the greatness of this video. Massive love and props for putting it together! It is getting passed around Facebook now like crazy among Ted's supporters!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:53

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

FuriousxGeorge posted:

I hate when people pick the joke answers in these polls. You guys know Jeb! isn't winning this debate.

I trust Jeb! and he promised me that today is the day that he will stump the Trump.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:54

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Louisgod posted:

Oh that was amazing! I can't love this enough! Oh wow. I'm literally shaking from the greatness of this video. Massive love and props for putting it together! It is getting passed around Facebook now like crazy among Ted's supporters!

Source your quotes, please.

edit: never mind, there's the guy.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 18:07

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

mike12345 posted:

# ? Dec 15, 2015 18:40

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

I am so excited for Jeb! to get less then 1 minute of air-time.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 18:56

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Louisgod posted:

Oh that was amazing! I can't love this enough! Oh wow. I'm literally shaking from the greatness of this video. Massive love and props for putting it together! It is getting passed around Facebook now like crazy among Ted's supporters!

Oh I didn't make it, Ted Cruz tweeted it.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 19:02

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

I'm delighted that Lindsey Graham made it into the kids' table this time, the leaders of the world need more time with him and his fist.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 19:42

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Ben Carson is still my favorite. Well, "favorite."

He played Civ too much and that is apparently his only frame of reference about the Pyramids of Giza.

His campaign is a Ponzi scheme.

He brazenly makes up poo poo that is supposedly central to his identity.

He has arguably less articulated policy positions than Donald Trump.

The man is amazing. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 19:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Dec 15, 2015 19:51

Spiderjelly: Aug 22, 2006; Sign of evil.

Immortan posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

laugh at he own jokes

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:06

MC Nietzche: Oct 26, 2004; by exmarx

So are all the votes for "literally Hitler" going to be counted for Trump?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:13

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:22

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Railing Kill posted:

Ben Carson is still my favorite. Well, "favorite."

He played Civ too much and that is apparently his only frame of reference about the Pyramids of Giza.

His campaign is a Ponzi scheme.

He brazenly makes up poo poo that is supposedly central to his identity.

He has arguably less articulated policy positions than Donald Trump.

The man is amazing. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Mike Huckabee's tax plan is to eliminate all income and corporate tax and raise the sales tax to 23%

His healthcare plan is "Well, let's just cure all diseases."

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:31

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

�Jeb!'s only hope is engage balls-deep attack mode, but since it's against his very nature to act this way, I look forward to laughing uproariously when he tries to force it and fails miserably.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:33

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

tinstaach posted:

Mike Huckabee's tax plan is to eliminate all income and corporate tax and raise the sales tax to 23%

His healthcare plan is "Well, let's just cure all diseases."

Heart diseases :eng101:

because his main constituents are fat fucks

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:36

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Over / under on Trump merry Christmasing during his opening statement? Side bet on who would be most likely to beat him to it?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:41

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

a cop posted:

Over / under on Trump merry Christmasing during his opening statement?

I hope people keep asking over /under questions all night just to annoy those guys who get upset about it not making sense.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:49

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

What time zone are those times in the op? CST?

Edit: oh it's EST? If it's in the title the awful app is cutting it off

Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 21:35 on Dec 15, 2015

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:55

meristem: Oct 2, 2010; I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.

Joementum posted:

I hope people keep asking over /under questions all night just to annoy those guys who get upset about it not making sense.

Over/under on someone explaining why it doesn't make sense?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:55

Corek: May 11, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

I hope people keep asking over /under questions all night just to annoy those guys who get upset about it not making sense.

It's up there with brutally uninformative graphs.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:55

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Prediction: Cruz goes too soft and Trump sucker punches him when Cruz tries for a high five

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:57

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

DynamicSloth posted:

The race to see who can clown Wolf Blitzer...

if true...

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:58

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Vegas is a really awful, terrible place, so expect some hard applause at the worst poo poo.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:17

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

tinstaach posted:

Mike Huckabee's tax plan is to eliminate all income and corporate tax and raise the sales tax to 23%

His healthcare plan is "Well, let's just cure all diseases."

I'd like to see a candidate run on increasing funding for the NIH and such so we could properly fund the needed research to eventually do this but I'm sure Huckabee's actual plan is some worthless unworkable bullshit.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:23

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Logikv9 posted:

I laughed at former governor of 9/11

Same

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:28

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

McGlockenshire posted:

I'm delighted that Lindsey Graham made it into the kids' table this time, the leaders of the world need more time with him and his fist.

I'm so happy Lindsey got in, the previous kiddie table debate without him was loving dreadful and boring.

I'm annoyed Kasich, Fiorina, Christie, and Rand Paul are going to be sucking up so much time, although Rand will make the foreign policy stuff more interesting at least.

Fiorina needs to gently caress off and die for being partially responsible for a domestic terrorism incident.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:40

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

fade5 posted:

Fiorina needs to gently caress off and die for being partially responsible for a domestic terrorism incident.

I'm more annoyed about my HP Printer dying yesterday TBQH.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:49

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

What time zone are those times in the op? CST?

Edit: oh it's EST? If it's in the title the awful app is cutting it off

Yes, all times Eastern, the ONE TRUE TIMEZONE AT TRUMP TOWER, NEW YORK!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:49

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Cabbit posted:

Vegas is a really awful, terrible place, so expect some hard applause at the worst poo poo.

Fun fact: Marco Rubio converted to Mormonism in Las Vegas.

SNAKES N CAKES has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Dec 15, 2015

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:52

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

tinstaach posted:

Mike Huckabee's tax plan is to eliminate all income and corporate tax and raise the sales tax to 23%

His healthcare plan is "Well, let's just cure all diseases."

Don't forget how, when Jeb announced his tax plan and promised it would bring 4% growth, Huckabee promised 6% growth.

Prediction for Bush strategy tonight: shouting "This. is. Jeb!" and kicking Trump off the stage.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:53

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Someone should propose to unite the bitterly divided country under one unified time zone.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:09

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:10

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Stereotype posted:

Someone should propose to unite the bitterly divided country under one unified time zone.

If CHina can do it, why can't the United States?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:15

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Stereotype posted:

Someone should propose to unite the bitterly divided country under one unified time zone.

Freedom time :911:

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:17

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Time zones are an invention of the railroad companies, so reforming them would require a President who could still make the trains run on time.

Fortunately, America is in luck this year!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:19