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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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"Let me complain" Seriously Ben?

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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How the holy gently caress did this woman become a tech CEO?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Karate chop Kasich

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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It's really too bad Rubio is so spectacularly awful on his actual policies, he's one of the most consistently rightwing voters in the Senate and that total abortion ban, because Rubio is one of like two or three people on this stage that have remotely a clue what they're talking about

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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HE IS UNLEASHING CHANG

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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CNN feed struggling for me

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Did Christie just slam Saudi Arabia?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Karate Chop Kasich!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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INFRASTRUCTURE

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Trump killing it

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Good Citizen posted:

How the hell is Wolf loving Blitzer the best moderator these debates have seen to date??

:wow:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Carly Fiorina is the actual worst person on stage

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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:vince:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Cruz really maneuvering for that VP position

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Rubio and Cruz fighting viciously over second place

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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gently caress you Fiorina you complete failure of a CEO parasite

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Jeb backing the hell off his attacks on Trump, "the real problem isn't anyone on this stage"

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Haha Christie's fearful eye flicker as he realizes he has to jump on that grenade of a question

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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See, it’s so loving easy to win on the refugee question. Just do something like, explain you have nothing against the refugees. You think they’re good, honest people who are scared and need a home. You’re happy to bring them into America. You want them to come into America. You want them to be Americans. But ISIS is infiltrating them. We can’t permit that. We will bring them into America, we will keep them safe, while we filter out the ISIS terrorists. You want to help them. They need to help us help them. They will help us identify the terrorists among them. And we will give them a better life, we will give them the best lives on the planets, American lives

Spin some bullshit like that instead of going "SHUT OUT ALL MUSLIMS"

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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SirKibbles posted:

Remember when Kaisch was the moderate one?

He never was

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Please stop repeating the myth that Kasich was ever a moderate

He's a very slightly more compassionate and photogenic version of Scott Walker

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Quick fact check from 538:

A very specific poll chosen

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Shakenbaker posted:

I'd say you're like...1/3 right. He is more compassionate, but I'll be goddamned if he's more photogenic.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Christie is twice as wide as Jeb

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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SO POWERFUL

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Cruz is totally gonna be Trump's VP pick

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Joementum posted:

Carson really having a bad night.

What an understatement.

Carson is dead after this debate. He'll hold out until the early states then drop out.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Trump says America would have been a lot better off and did a tremendous disservice to humanity/Middle East by spending $4 trillion trying to topple various people instead of using that money to fix America’s roads, bridges, and airports. He says the Middle East is a “total and complete mess” and wishes we had the $4 trillion to spend on our roads, schools, hospitals.


Christie says he would shoot down a Russian plane in a no-fly zone and risk war with Russia because a no-fly zone is a no-fly zone. He said he would talk to Putin a lot and tell him that he would shoot down a Russian plane if their pilots think that he was the same feckless weakling as this president in the Oval Office right now.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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DEBT

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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YOU LOST TOUCH BUT YOU DIDN'T LOSE WEIGHT

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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JUDGEMENT.

STRENGTH.

CLARITY AND TRUST.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Tatum Girlparts posted:

I think Cruz won

Trump won, but it's gonna be split between Rubio and Cruz

The next debate is going to be 5 people

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Really hoping Carson, Fiorina, and Kasich drop out soon

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Brannock posted:

Really hoping Carson, Fiorina, and Kasich drop out soon


I knew I picked those three for a reason.

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
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Thank you for explaining your joke.

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