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god your life would feel so incredibly worthless. suicide would seem so appealing
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this isnt a joke thread. this is serious. those people need some help
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Dec 17, 2015 00:26
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im imagining it
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Dec 17, 2015 00:29
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pissing into a headwind
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Dec 17, 2015 01:05
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echinopsis posted:pissing into a headwind
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Dec 17, 2015 01:15
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i wouldnt want to work for apple either, op
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Dec 17, 2015 01:16
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i know a guy who is or was on the marketing team for the microsoft surface
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Dec 17, 2015 01:19
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Roosevelt posted:i know a guy who is or was on the marketing team for the microsoft surface Surface FTW
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Dec 17, 2015 04:10
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gently caress i have all these stock options but I'm a pos
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Dec 17, 2015 04:19
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I'm sure it is moderately better than Microsoft, LG, Motorola, or other wearable device teams.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:25
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*sobbing incoherently into bowl of soylent* FML.. JUST *looks at shattered apple watch* ITS SUCH A POS, oh.. woe is me..
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Dec 17, 2015 04:30
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god the whole rock chorus and noodly rapish verse is dating soooo fuckin poorly. incubus have some good songs but its unfortunate they existed and created music from the era that they did
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Dec 17, 2015 04:59
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just imagine...
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Dec 17, 2015 05:04
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is this a rollplay thread
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Dec 17, 2015 05:09
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imagine working on a product that everyone has heard of, millions of people buy, and utterly destroyed every competitor in its segment. must be terrible
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Dec 17, 2015 05:18
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The Management posted:imagine working on a product that everyone has heard of, millions of people buy, and utterly destroyed every competitor in its segment. must be terrible imagine the disappointment in steve's eyes, if he could only see what you'd done imagine the empty hole in your soul, where your integrity used to be
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Dec 17, 2015 05:27
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The Management posted:imagine working on a product that everyone has heard of, millions of people buy, and utterly destroyed every competitor in its segment. must be terrible in a world full of poo poo, you've become a floater. good job buddy
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Dec 17, 2015 10:18
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echinopsis in 2010: imagine woirking on the ipad lmao echinopsis in 2007: imagine working on the iphone lol echinopsis in 2001: never forget.
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Dec 17, 2015 11:21
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The Management posted:imagine working on a product that everyone has heard of, millions of people buy, and utterly destroyed every competitor in its segment. must be terrible death to all all smartwatches because they are uselesss garbage, the apple one sold more because it says ap pl e on it i mean, it's a mistake anyone could've made because apple's pretty good at spinning poo poo into gold but there just was no saving that idea and i hope it goes away forever sucks to have worked so hard on it, though
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Dec 17, 2015 14:58
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Stux posted:echinopsis in 2001: never forget. 
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Dec 17, 2015 19:02
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im imagining it now. im swimming in the pool of steves special reserve iwatches. then they're raining down on my naked body caressing every inch... prototype iwatches, gold iwatches, platinum iwatches. they're all there and they're each pleasuring me in their own unique way 
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Dec 17, 2015 20:02
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1/5 is all you need I guess
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no and u can't make me
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Dec 17, 2015 20:21
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Imagine going to work at Apple, only for your boss to wind up being the guy who wrote a whole blog post titled, "Go gently caress Yourselves, Apple" when he worked at Adobe.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:54
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star wars episode ii attack of the clones
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Dec 18, 2015 02:08
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Stux posted:echinopsis in 2010: imagine woirking on the ipad lmao those devices owned though and growth through the roof and desirable
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Dec 18, 2015 02:48
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the watch straps are all really good and a good value vs existing products on the market that said there arent a lot of people who will pay over a hundred dollars for a watch strap
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Dec 18, 2015 04:56
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lampey posted:arent a lot of people who will pay over a hundred dollars for a watch strap
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Dec 18, 2015 05:02
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Roosevelt posted:imagine the disappointment in steve's eyes, if he could only see what you'd done
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Dec 18, 2015 05:03
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imagine calling yourself a wearables expert
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Dec 19, 2015 17:28
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The people who worked on the watch were just the iPod team, they were reassigned to the new product to maintain secrecy.
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Dec 19, 2015 17:56
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echinopsis posted:those devices owned though and growth through the roof and desirable yes exactly
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so not relatable to working on the failed iwatch then
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Dec 19, 2015 22:33
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Stux posted:echinopsis in 2010: imagine woirking on the ipad lmao reminder: ipod and ipad are essentially dead they were fads that passed
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Dec 19, 2015 22:43
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lol if your old man brain thinks the ipod was a fad
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ipod was a victim of evolution
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Dec 19, 2015 23:32
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it was a fad in the sense that almost no one actually needs 30-60-90 gb of music. the hdd-based player came and went so fast it made heads spin smartphones don't have hard drives, but they hold "enough" music, so they killed hdd players dead.
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Dec 19, 2015 23:36
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:it was a fad in the sense that almost no one actually needs 30-60-90 gb of music. the hdd-based player came and went so fast it made heads spin i have a former coworker who insists he needs the 100/120gb ipod classic to hold all of his prog and prog metal because spotify doesn't have it and he really needs all of the music and knows and loves all of the songs on it
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Dec 19, 2015 23:39
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i have an 8-gig sansa clip with a 128-gig storage card
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Sham bam bamina! posted:i have an 8-gig sansa clip with a 128-gig storage card this isn't the 5-figgy rp thread
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