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Thread for when you are using your laptop at Starbucks and have to poop but you can't leave your laptop out so you delay pooping til the last possible moment since you've gotta go to all the trouble of packing up your laptop to take it with you, and you hope your table is still free when you get done pooping
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Dec 17, 2015 06:17
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Learn to make awesome coffee at home and never worry about keeping a table because the top of your toilet tank is always available.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:27
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Who still uses laptops? You know you can write your lovely screenplay on a tablet, right?
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Dec 17, 2015 06:28
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i don't drink coffee, OP do i win?
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Dec 17, 2015 06:32
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Lol @ pooping in a Starbucks. You gotta get the bathroom key from some scornful barista that has to make judgements about people and whether they get to poop or not when they aren't whippin javas.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:33
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Who still uses laptops? You know you can write your lovely screenplay on a tablet, right? 
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Dec 17, 2015 06:34
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Im really glad ive never used a laptop in public, been in starbucks or had to poo
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Dec 17, 2015 06:35
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I like leaving the ignition on in my car but worried some jackass will drive it away!!
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Dec 17, 2015 06:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol @ pooping in a Starbucks. You gotta get the bathroom key from some scornful barista that has to make judgements about people and whether they get to poop or not when they aren't whippin javas. maybe if you live in a crime-ridden poverty hole. my starbucks doesn't have locked bathrooms :\
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Dec 17, 2015 06:50
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smoobles posted:maybe if you live in a crime-ridden poverty hole. my starbucks doesn't have locked bathrooms :\ I had to piss at a Starbucks once, I wanted to piss before I got coffee but they made me order coffee first. This loving place didn't even have sidewalks and poo poo. You had to be driving to get to it. It was an upper echelon starbucks.
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Dec 17, 2015 06:58
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I went into Starbucks to shoot up and the uppity bitch behind the counter wouldn't give me any water bitch I don't care if its sterile im gonna use it anyways
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Dec 19, 2015 00:03
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i dont go to starbucks op, but i want to post anyways
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Dec 19, 2015 00:08
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If you get the starbucks app and hit the second level you get free in store refills on regular and iced coffee. I spent 6 hours reading a book slamming down like 13 coffees for the price of one.
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Dec 19, 2015 00:12
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i quit coffee and now just rely on prescribed stimulants for waking up. $90 vs $5 a month
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Dec 19, 2015 00:19
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The way to handle this situation is to kill yourself. Kill you're famil first, just to be sure.
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Dec 19, 2015 00:36
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Don't worry, they deserve it. They sired you after all.
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Dec 19, 2015 00:36
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everyone that sees you bring your laptop into the bathroom thinks that you're gonna jack off
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Dec 19, 2015 00:40
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Mariana Horchata posted:i quit coffee and now just rely on prescribed stimulants for waking up. $90 vs $5 a month This guy gets it
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Dec 19, 2015 01:09
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You're supposed to have friends that will watch your laptop so you can poo poo without your laptop getting stolen by some guy.
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Dec 19, 2015 01:57
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situations like this are exactly why i got my anus removed
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Dec 19, 2015 02:00
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Just order your stuff and have it in the bathroom smoobles. Thats what I do.
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Dec 19, 2015 02:04
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Starbucks itself is the real poop
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Dec 19, 2015 02:04
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im really uncertain of whether to make fun of you for going to starbucks to drink coffee or for carrying a computer around with you 24/7 to avoid interacting with humans or nature and i'm way too hosed to do both or decide one or the other but i know that i look down on you
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Dec 19, 2015 02:09
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platonicbackrub posted:Starbucks itself is the real poop Often I'll go with my friends during lunch break and sometimes they go into starbucks. I'm not a fan myself but everytime we go in I always think to myself. "Man it smells like poo poo in here."
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Dec 19, 2015 02:09
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smoobles posted:maybe if you live in a crime-ridden poverty hole. my starbucks doesn't have locked bathrooms :\ Seriously, what shithole Starbucks are you visiting where you need a key for the bathroom and can't leave your poo poo on the table for 5 minutes? You're at Five Points, aren't you?
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Dec 19, 2015 03:05
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I have trained my body to only poop at home, op.
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Dec 19, 2015 03:13
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Great thread, op
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Dec 19, 2015 04:08
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Smoobles seriously just tell them you need an LBJ special.Airborne Viking posted:Great thread, op worst part is wth all the war star threads this may actually be one of the best threads.
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Dec 19, 2015 04:15
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Just like at a bar, put a coaster over your cup when you go to the shitter.
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Dec 19, 2015 04:35
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smoobles posted:Thread for when you are using your laptop at Starbucks and have to poop but you can't leave your laptop out so you delay pooping til the last possible moment since you've gotta go to all the trouble of packing up your laptop to take it with you, and you hope your table is still free when you get done pooping Do you have some kind of "luggable" computer from the mid to late 80s?
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Dec 19, 2015 04:38
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Mariana Horchata posted:i quit coffee and now just rely on prescribed stimulants for waking up. $90 vs $5 a month I wash my prescribed stimulants down with double espresso
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Dec 19, 2015 05:04
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i don't like coffee and tiramisu sucks too just rail some caffeine/coke loving yuppies
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Dec 19, 2015 05:07
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