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Isaac posted:Bubbbubbbubvb
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:03 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 16:06 |
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I sure hope that my heart snakes are cold and suck they own dick
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:04 |
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 23:27 |
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 04:30 |
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http://youtu.be/-GL5lzMJomY
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 08:38 |
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Male Tears posted:There's a sardine thread
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 22:10 |
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My dad and I never ate sardines together, ever. I was 100% making all that up in the previous thread. My dad was a copywriter for years at multiple ad agencies and wrote touching descriptions that made you want to buy products however and I have honored his memory by tricking you all into eating stinky fish Jokes on me though because it turns out sardines are awesome and I can't stop eating them
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 02:32 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I enjoy fish and will probably eat some
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 05:43 |
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:45 |
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I just bought salami instead of dines for my meat snack, goodbye heart snakes
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 04:02 |
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Absurd Revolver posted:Because of this thread, my wife and I decided to try a can of KOs in olive oil for the first time. Threw em on some Ritz with some spicy sweet mustard and some 17th Street seasoning salt. The dines were delicious. Your wife is also a dad (cinrgtulation)
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 17:32 |
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It's New Year's Eve and my entire extended family made me meet up in a literal tree house bed and breakfast in the damp rainforest section of Hawaii, there is no alcohol, and wild boars are watching me poop into a toilet 20 feet off the ground, I'm def not getting to make out drunkenly with anyone at midnight, however I did introduce sardines to a ten and seven year old which is ironic as I am the only non-dad present
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 06:58 |
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 21:15 |
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Reading that gave me an urge to put together a set of cheap snap together metal shelves in the garage and get all mad and swear under my breath, and then drink out of a garden hose
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 19:33 |
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Like sometimes I squirt a little lemon or lime into the can after I open it before eating over the sink that's my recipe
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 23:15 |
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 02:29 |
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 02:40 |
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pahuyuth posted:drat, are we twins? I have these ingredients almost exactly and I was going to post about 'dines rolled up in lavash with mustard, horseradish, cream cheese (or brie) with spinach and kale thrown in. Mustard AND horseradish??
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 03:10 |
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 02:23 |
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pr0k posted:The funny thing is that now I'm spoiled for the good poo poo, I actually eat a lot less bacon. Which is good for continuing to be a dad and all. just eat sardines, bacon of the sea
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 19:07 |
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jadebullet posted:So what exactly is in a Royal Taster pack anyway? FLESH
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 06:50 |
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Um I assume he means he GOT to eat sardines
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 04:07 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Fart toy: Argo Jr
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 06:55 |
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KO They're only 2.50 at my loccal store
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 08:06 |
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The Snoo posted:They're so pretty. Three years from now at midnight you'll be like "do I have any food even" and rummage around your cupboard and BOOYA you will yell, as if it is 2004
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 05:17 |
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Groats and hoes
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 21:56 |
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numberoneposter posted:This thread getting Dad AF I'm going to go incorrectly assemble some metal build-it-yourself-shelving in the garage and then start to curse but cut myself off because I see kids watching and then instead say (in the angriest tones possible) GOD, BLESS IT
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 05:42 |
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PuppiesAndKitties posted:Can you eat sardines if you are not a dad Yes but you may get pregnant
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 22:08 |
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ChrisHansen posted:With no pants at 2 am over the sink with your fingers
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 09:10 |
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 07:37 |
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My grandparents had a pretty good sauerkraut smell
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 22:34 |
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pahuyuth posted:I felt like the King Oscar sardines in hot sauce were not nearly hot enough so I drowned them in some ghost pepper salsa Read this in the dale gribble voice thnks
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 22:26 |
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Dump some ko's into spicy ramen and then when you've eaten all the noodles and fish, you drink the spicy broth full of teeny little spines and fins
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 00:46 |
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Sardines and crackers keep for years in your cupboard that's the whole point
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 22:46 |
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Sizone posted:not if you keep eating them because you really don't feel like going grocery shopping This is one serious dilemma that single men in particular tend to face because: 1. I need food 2. I buy food, now I have food 3. Now-I-will-not-leave-my-house-for-three-weeks (chimpanzee noises) (repeat)
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 02:53 |
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pahuyuth posted:I came home to find my eldest eating my Belas. This will not stand.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 07:15 |
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Drain the oil and replace it with lime juice and eat out of the can over the sink
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 21:28 |
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Lol if you don't have several animals scrambling for your pants dines
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 02:18 |
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I'm pretty sure raw dried beans are supposed to cost negative money, like they pay you to take them
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 23:09 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 16:06 |
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You lost me at "gloop" sorry
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 19:51 |