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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

What if instead of being called sardines they were called CUM FISH!!! LOL would you still eat them????

Oh, you poor, naive bastard.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

vendagoat what is that is it a cum fish??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
Yes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I put Anchovies in my dinner salad tonight.

I also bought a can of Bumble bee sardines in mustard.

And so it begins.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Ate another can tonight and Chased it with salty vinnies

:swoon:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Smoke my "kipper" and I'll make you breakfast.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Everyone :getout: and buy more sardines.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Had my tin of Bumblebee in mustard. Meh.

Added some deli mustard and ate them with ritz crackers. Pretty darn good. I'll venture into the other tins I have later in the week. I think it's a wings and beer night, since it's still the season of indulgence.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 2, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Male Tears posted:

Boyfriend won't eat dines, says he doesn't like the scales or bones. :mad:

Dump him and find a real man. :heysexy:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DiggityDoink posted:

KO tiny tots seem to be the winner for overall 'dine.

Their anchovies are loving amazing in a salad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I am using the anchovy oil as the oil in my balsamic dressing for my salads, with the anchovies.

We use all parts of the buffalo in this house.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cram me sideways posted:

check out this heteronormative gently caress

what you gonna do when two gay dine dads roll up on you

edit: AND THEY HUSBAND TO ONE ANOTHER

they do, just like every other Dad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Oh god, bumblebee with mustard was sooo loving bad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Late night snack.

Season brand in olive oil.
Tossed them on a piece of wheat bread, microwaved for 30 seconds, put some chipotle chulula hot sauce on them and ate them up with a fork.

:yum:

These fuckers are good, yo.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

marauderthirty posted:

I've been eating them with Tapatio, I feel like I could probably be doing better in the hot sauce department. Also how did bread in the microwave for that long not turn into a kitchen sponge?

Behold! The power of dines.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sheep-Goats posted:

"Reason for visiting the US, sir?"

"Lower prices on a particular brand of canned fish."

"Alright, pull through."

In international news today, sardine cartel members were detained at the border when they tried to smuggle in over a thousand dollars worth of fish, without paying import fees. The two men are being held until such time as they either forfeit there ill gotten catch or pay for the tax.

They were quoted as saying, "It's still cheaper than having Amazon deliver them."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Overwined posted:

I love it when goons pretend to know about nutrition/exercise then lord their ignorance over other goons.

I burn 2k calories when masturbating. I can eat anything I want :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Typical Pubbie posted:

Anyone else never eat fish out of a can but still read the entire thread?

You can remedy this.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Necros posted:

you eat the bones??

Yes, because I'm not a little bitch boi.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cocoavalley posted:

Hi 'dine thread. I made an open-face dinacado sandwich, it was really good.



I want to put that in my mouth and I just ate.

Voting 5

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
LOL, goons refusing to eat food.

Now I've seen everything.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sardines and eggs. Protein farts AHOY!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

marauderthirty posted:

Also deen burps all day

Burp them into your supervisors face. Everybody wins!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bardeh posted:



Avocado on toast with some dines lightly fried in their own oil and coriander. Holy gently caress this might become my go-to breakfast. Takes like 2 minutes and it's tasty as all hell.

As a genetically hosed up person, bitch the coriander and put some garlic on there instead. I'll wreck that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Haven't had the dine KO yet. But, if the anchovies KO's are any metric. BUY KO dines!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

I yelled at some loitering teenagers who were smoking and drinking milk shakes then I had sardines and clam chowder for lunch and read the newspaper letters to the editor section and did some quality scoffing and head shaking.

Happy 60th!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Oil is a natural preservative. See annotation on Peanut butter.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bombtrack posted:

Put the dines on burgers with the chili sauce and at the whooooollleeee thing

:stare:


Ohhh I might have to do this. With some spicy brown mustard and a dill pickle. Onion as well.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sizone posted:

don't eat the bones

Or, eat the bones.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sizone posted:

don't eat the bones

Oh, ok don't eat them.

Do gnaw on them like a loving mongrel dog and suck the marrow from them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

I almost bought skinless boneless in water until I realized my mistake. Thankfully before it was too late, unlike that box of gluten free pasta that made it past my scrutiny until it was dinner time. :mad:

Lol, you gonna grow a vagina.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A kosher dill spear to the heart. My only weakness!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
The dadliness of this thread has reached new heights

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How much is a barrel of salted pork going for these days?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

belligerently drunk

Like there's another type of drunk :rolleyes:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ColoradoCleric posted:

Sardines with rice and soy sauce is a pretty easy meal

Pan fry this with a bit of sesame seed and nut your way to Valhalla.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A life without garlic, is a life not worth living.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bum the Sad posted:

I'm trying to find my dick

Ok, that's Dadly

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Obligatory Toast posted:

Runny yolks are the only reason to ever have toast tbh.

French Toast

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You can have my anchovies when you pry them from my cold dead can.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have a craving for salmon.

I have no idea why.

Maybe my Mercury level is deficient?

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