Donald Trump is a "chaos" candidate

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devil

As a chaos teen that appeals to me.

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:23

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# ? May 2, 2024 19:31

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

well, i never really thought of it that way, before

# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i can't photoshop Ddonald trunps hair onto this cuz im posting from my phone now, but believe me i would

# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:07

devil

I could photoshop that in my sleep

# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:52

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

if you were sleeping with a phone?

# ? Dec 17, 2015 19:50

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

Is he like a polisci Lorenz attractor?

Because I'm not attracted, I'm disgusted.

If Trump becomes prez, I'm leaving America.

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# ? Dec 19, 2015 08:39

Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

im chaotic neutral :twised:

# ? Dec 19, 2015 21:45

GEExCEE

Wtf??

# ? Dec 19, 2015 21:50

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

I think he's more of a Slaanesh... could be a Nurgle... not really sure

# ? Dec 20, 2015 07:11

barfdog

Ben Smash posted:

I think he's more of a Slaanesh... could be a Nurgle... not really sure

personally i think he's Khorne, he has a bit of the berzerker about him.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:38

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

I learned on NPR that his dad was a slumlord in the Bronx and that seed capital to buy those buildings was because his grandpa was a pimp (oh, ahem, owner of houses of ill repute was their wording, motherfucker was a pimp). So, if you are all about voting in slumlords and propimplaws, you should back that family into the highest offices of political power. Welp, looks like the GOP has the pimp vote.

:gop:

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# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:52

devil

osirisisdead posted:

I learned on NPR that his dad was a slumlord in the Bronx and that seed capital to buy those buildings was because his grandpa was a pimp (oh, ahem, owner of houses of ill repute was their wording, motherfucker was a pimp). So, if you are all about voting in slumlords and propimplaws, you should back that family into the highest offices of political power. Welp, looks like the GOP has the pimp vote.

oh yeah?

# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:05

devil

loving spreads

# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

He's not Lawful per se, so yeah he's Chaotic- but Chaotic what? Possibly Chaotic Good, but he has Evil tendencies which is going to result in an Alignment Shift unless he goes on a Holy quest. So maybe that's it, Donald Trump is acting Evil so that, if elected, he will start a Holy Crusade to get back the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and earn the Blessing of Mr. Monty Python himself.

If on the other hand he's Chaotic Neutral, he can get away with an occasional Evil slide without having to appease his God, which is of course money. I guess what I'm saying is he rolled pretty high on his starting resources and if elected President a lot of people are going to pack up their dice and quit.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:09

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

He's definitely chaotic neutral. Without a doubt.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 20:27

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osirisisdead posted:

I learned on NPR that his dad was a slumlord in the Bronx and that seed capital to buy those buildings was because his grandpa was a pimp (oh, ahem, owner of houses of ill repute was their wording, motherfucker was a pimp). So, if you are all about voting in slumlords and propimplaws, you should back that family into the highest offices of political power. Welp, looks like the GOP has the pimp vote.

i hope he wins

# ? Dec 21, 2015 22:09

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

everything about him screams chaotic evil

we need a band of ragtag heroes with questionable character sheets

# ? Dec 22, 2015 03:48

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Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

Best Giraffe posted:

i hope he wins

well, you are probably a bad person who also has investments in the arms industry.

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