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Cult of the Dead Cow's Back Orifice r00t
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:18 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:31 |
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Whole lot of relics up in here, all fresh for the playing (no autoexec.bat and config.sys headaches required): https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games/v2
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 01:37 |
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Mak0rz posted:This game loving rules and I'm sad it doesn't really exist anymore Disney made an iPad version in 2011.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 15:50 |
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Smart searchers keep a flashlight for when the power goes out.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 23:16 |
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Mak0rz posted:You were supposed to install APPLE QUICKTIME with the game so that the cutting edge screen transitions play iirc You mean all the videos... the original Myst was a HyperCard project done with a lot of pre-rendered static background images done with ray tracing and live staged and filmed QuickTime videos on top.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 02:23 |
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After the banner came the rasterbator, which is evidently still a thing.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 16:36 |
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Fasdar posted:Did the internet short circuit cultism more generally? It only seems to crop up re: scientology and evanegelicals, both of whom are groups that tightly control internet access. Are there hot cults I'm missing out on?? Let me tell you about this cult called ISIS...
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 20:58 |
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Data Graham posted:Classic MacOS worked a lot like this, what with resource forks and the Type/Creator Codes. That poo poo was pretty dope conceptually. I learned about this the hard way once upon a time by trying to back up all of my sister's college essays from her PowerBook she was getting rid of by copying them directly to an external FAT drive and then to a PC thinking that was that, project completed time to format the Mac. Of course, little did I know until several years after the originals had all been erased that all of the resource forks and codes were stripped in the copying, so now all I had left was a pile of useless files that couldn't be opened anymore. One of those debts I'll never be able to repay with anything other than the coin of regret.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 23:15 |
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Police Automaton posted:What would you Mac specialists say would be a good PowerPC Mac of the 90s? Imagine you had unlimited money. buy a Cube ... and when the innards melt fill it full of fish or flowers
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 04:10 |
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Police Automaton posted:Apple really does have a knack for cases it seems, the Performa 475 I have here doesn't have a single screw. You can take this thing completely apart (and put it back together) in 5 minutes with your bare hands. There are some very nice PC cases but I've never seen something quite like that, and that thing is from '93 - '94 which was a time when you could be happy if the inside of computer cases wouldn't slice your hands off. Cooling is a bit meh and so is the power supply but hey! No kidding, those pizza box Performas were a walk in the park to clean and service. Just pop the lid off, pop out the floppy drive and pop it's lid off, then a squirt or two from an air compressor and you're done. But yeah the cooling was a joke- given its shape everyone wanted to use it as a monitor stand, which inevitably blocked the only vent. I spent a summer cleaning all of the computers in my school district's labs, most of which were those pizza boxes... only issues we ever had was removing all of the trash students would cram into the floppy drives. I'll never forget having to pull a condom out of one of them. Well, that and the system 7 image we burned to a CD (at 1x- start it and go take a long lunch break!) for wiping and reinstalling all the computers having a virus on it. Unfortunately we didn't realize until several hundred of the fuckers had been kindly cleaned & infected.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 16:32 |
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Cojawfee posted:If I have glasses, do I need more? Nah that's constant frame interpolation strapped to your head, best way to experience a movie will be taking them off and enjoying the film in its true intended blurriness.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 19:55 |
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drguildo posted:Somewhat more on-topic: are hacking zines still a thing? 2600 is still going strong.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 22:10 |
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:printing out of the one fax machine in an office full of people. real secure. They'll be distracted by all the travel scams before and after, ensuring only the intended recipient will (hopefully) be able to find it in the trash bin.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 22:59 |
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Data Graham posted:Somewhere there's an alternate universe, forked off somewhere prior to the ubiquity of SMTP, in which the modern Internet-based office grew up around faxes rather than email. I think that's called Japan- they sure do love using their faxes for everything and then some. ed: like confirming receipt of my work emails, and as I understand it most food delivery ordering is done via fax, too. Dicty Bojangles has a new favorite as of 03:24 on Mar 21, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 03:20 |
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Three-Phase posted:TempleOS has no networking capability. At all. Not true, it connects to God.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 20:03 |
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Cojawfee posted:I wonder what it's like to program your own app that talks to god. Even if you're crazy, you have to think "I wrote all these responses, what am I doing here?" I think the justification is more like god is using you to write the responses. Like, controlling your hand and poo poo like that. Psychics call it automatic writing.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 20:30 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Is that a real issue where you live? Households with people over 18 still paralyzed by disobeying dad? Unfortunately not all voters are protected, with stairs in their house.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 14:44 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Hypercard? It was out well before those years, but could be described like that. And then there was Myst.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 17:51 |
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Gonz posted:Did anybody use a trackball mouse back in the day? Still do today on both my work and home rigs. Logi MX Ergos keep my wrist youthful.
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 12:31 |
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Data Graham posted:Tech relic: being VERY INTERESTED in all the intricate details of intellectual property and copyright/trademark law Well it's my job, so... Just saying, IP sure ain't a relic especially in this day and age where everything is only a google away. ed- but to return to topic, I tried to open my iPod Classic last night to do a microsd upgrade, bled all over the place, broke the lcd and gave up. Goddamn did they ever make that fucker impossible to open. Dicty Bojangles has a new favorite as of 01:51 on Jun 20, 2020 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 01:36 |
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JnnyThndrs posted:I’ve had excellent results using two or three guitar picks and a decent amount of patience, probably converted/swapped batteries on ten of those old bastards. You can’t hurry the procedure though. This was the last-gen 160gb iPod Classic (video?). I had assumed it would be like the 5/6th gen which I did a long time ago but now I'm wondering if they glued the whole shebang together on the last gen or if I'm just mis-remembering how tedious it was to change the battery like I did 10 years ago... or maybe I'm just too old anymore. Anyway, had to deep-six the poor thing after all the manhandling.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 18:22 |
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Cartoon Man posted:It’s for 4D scrolling. Scroll it too far and you'll find yourself in the 1950's falling in love with your own mother.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 19:42 |
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What about printers? Will using the seatbelt get my friend laid.
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 14:45 |
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Data Graham posted:Ah, the days when "cyber" meant something other than cybersecurity a/s/l wanna cyber???
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 15:56 |
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Gromit posted:Here's my only gold CD from 2004. I hate to think what condition it is in now having sat in a box in my shed for years. Who woulda thunk the forums would outlive gold
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 00:49 |
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Data Graham posted:I was able to point out the "AAD" or "DAD" or "DDD" etc insignias on his old CDs (indicating whether the disc was recorded/mastered/pressed [I think] in digital or analog) that apparently he'd never noticed before and he was entranced to discover something new. First letter is recording method, second is method of transfer/master, third is nature of end medium.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 18:21 |
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But the WARMTH of analogue, you just don’t understand (I joke but AAA will always have hardcore following somewhere)
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 23:02 |
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Ruflux posted:Not quite, it's recording, mixing and mastering. Hence why the first two can change on CDs - if the second letter meant mastering, then it'd always be D since CD mastering is digital by nature. I have no idea why I remember this, those codes were long phased out when I started actively listening to music on CDs. Probably saw it on old CD cases and looked it up once. My mistake and thanks for the correction. I never thought DDA would be a thing but nowadays we have the revival of vinyl and even cassettes but all the recording and mixing is done on a computer, so here we are. Records that have all that 128kbit MP3 warmth.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 16:46 |
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My subwoofer test is Gorillaz “Laika Come Home”.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 16:24 |
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Jim Silly-Balls Abortion Emporium
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 02:27 |
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All this modular talk reminds me of that Motorola Android phone they tried to market as the brains of a modular system. Seems like it was before or around when chromebooks started appearing. I thought it sounded awesome until I tried it and realized how terrible Android was at running windowed applications.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 03:56 |
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ITT we are all tech relics
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 13:32 |
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For a little while there was a “free” dialup email service but I can’t recall the name. Only email was offered, like AOL super junior.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 19:27 |
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GI_Clutch posted:Juno? A buddy of mine's dad had that before they got internet access. There we go, my uncle was @juno for a long time.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 21:08 |
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I bought a used iPod once hoping the seller wouldn't erase it, and their collection would expand my musical horizons in every way imaginable. Waited in anticipation for weeks for it to arrive, and when it finally did all it had on there was college intro to bio lectures.
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 16:26 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I've worn a watch most of my life, and there a lot of use-cases for wristwatches even if they did kind of fall out of favor. The rise of smartwatches has kind of caused a renaissance in them, too. You can cut my Timex Modern Easy Reader from my cold dead wrist
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2023 22:55 |
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How could you forget tea pots
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# ¿ May 18, 2023 22:12 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:if you're having weight issues just log your calories then over time eat less and keep your calories under maintenance calories and you will lose the weight. sorry I just hit my weight loss goal after about a 9 month weight cut and feeling like spreading the good word. Nah just buy more stuff so your diagram is larger, easy peasy
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 19:08 |
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drat she wants that loaf
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2023 19:13 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:31 |
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Or because they just love the sound of their own sweet sweet radio croon so much they just can’t back off the mic
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 01:49 |