jose mourinho memorial mdt for 19-21/12

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Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

anyone got any streams that don't immediately break when they realise you have an adblock?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:17

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:28

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Leicester penalty, Fumes Mori isnt very good, Jamie Vardy doesnt take it!

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:27

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
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And Mahrez scores with the twat stutter step!

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:27

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Imagine Marseille with Mahrez and Payet on the wings, so many phwoars we'll never have

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:29

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Chelsea's best striker since Drogba is now on 8 in a row for Everton.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:32

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

CyberPingu posted:

Christ i remember after the CL final where Grant was still in charge, he was looking at his 2nd place medal with a "loving hell i hope this can stop bullets" look on his face.

Avram Grant is a loving awful manager and I still don't understand how Drogba dragged that loving disgrace that far

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:56

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

also is stewie downing single handedly dragging Boro back to the prem? he's a good lad

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 16:58

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

imagine getting done by a Tettey goal. away. And you're Manchester United. And the manager has been there years and spent hundreds of millions.

Mahrez with another penalty, Leicester are the real deal

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 17:25

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Blasmeister posted:

Yeah we still have the hardest 2 games of the month to go with Liverpool and Man City after Christmas and Bournemouth & Tottenham in the new year

City are going to get loving demolished by Leicester on current form, their defence has no concentration at all and they hate being harried.

There's not a team in the league that I don't think a fit Leicester could comfortably beat atm, everybody has forgotten how to deal with direct football. It's weird.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 17:42

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

EC10 posted:

man u - swansea away - chelsea - everton away is a hard stretch

thats one good team, whio cant deal with runners, or not give away ridiculous penalties.

It should be hard but christ everyone else is so bad

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 17:51

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
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EC10 posted:

ah yes i forgot theres literally no good teams in the sport of football

we could discuss reasons why everyone's gone to poo poo this year or we could make snide jabs and pretend Norwich didnt just accidentally win against a Manchester United side who simply refuse to shoot

or a Swansea side that appears to be in the process of a full meltdown, players clearing out their lockers

I think Leicester are great and I really don't think anyone in the prem has a first team that can reliably outplay them. Personally I blame lance armstrong.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 17:58

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

EC10 posted:

it's all too common here to label every team that isn't bayern or barca on a 20-game win streak as "poo poo" and thats the kind of thing i was referring to with my comment.

i just don't think what they're doing should be lessened in any way. even if swansea/chelsea/man u are in rough patches, every game at this level is a match of narrow edges between two set of extremely skilled and well prepared players. any run like the one leicester is on is special.

I agree with your point and Leicester are fully sick, I just don't understand why things like Swanseas implosion and Manchester United choosing to never shoot are possible at this level, aside from the bonus of an unfancied team showing what good players used properly looks like

For real though I'd like to know if some teams are running less than last year, Chelsea's collapse is almost as bad as Spains when they lost their bloodbags.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 18:25

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

West Ham ahead of Liverpool with a game in hand, but can't go above Watford even if we win. I'm just not getting the hang of this season. Crystal Palace level with Man United? what a world.

Swansea Form LLDLLL
West Ham Form LDLDDD

Gonna be a cracker boys.

Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Britton, Cork, Sigurdsson, Gomis, Ayew. Subs: Amat, Shelvey, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Montero, Naughton, Barrow.

West Ham: Adrian, Tomkins, Collins, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Song, Antonio, Kouyate, Noble, Zarate, Jelavic. Subs: Randolph, Valencia, Jenkinson, Obiang, Oxford, Cullen, Hendrie.

Zarate on the left again, what joy. Pretty balanced team from us, it's a shame that the attackers are a bit poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:27

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

merry christmas swan fans, Carroll is injured indefinitely.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:28

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Zarate has been the only one of our front line who's even looked like scoring lately. He has his problems but he's been doing well since Payet got injured.

But yeah, it's a shame that literally half our first team plus Carroll are injured. Jelavic works hard but just isn't good enough

I can't remember who it was that said Zarate plays for the fans and not the team but it's accurate and frustrating. He just can't pass. Even when he wants to, he's not very good at it. He's like a flashy foreign Carlton Cole, comfortably good enough to be in the prem but not quite good enough to do what he thinks he can.

He works well in Bilic's teams because possession isn't very important. He's a complete luxury player.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:56

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

yeah nice one swansea, you cross it to James Collins. That'll work.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:06

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

75% possession, West Ham not pressing at all. Swansea are going to get tired and then Zarate will score a free kick.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:14

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Ok Spangly. You win. Zarate is having one of his stupid days. He's not passing at all

We're loving awful today, Antoniou is the only attacking player even trying and he's triple marked.

e; I honestly don't know what the forwards have been told to do, there's absolutely no movement, no pressing, no passing.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:18

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

Leon Britton is my fav cockney midget.

did Monk drop him? foolish, foolish

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:23

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

Monk told him he wouldn't play at all this season as he was behind Fulton and Grimes and didn't take him on the preseason tour of Germany.

make him player-manager for life

I love leon britton and am genuinely sad we didn't figure out he was a midfielder before giving him away

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:42

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

gently caress off Souness, Swansea haven't played anything like this this season. Monk had the team playing long ball, defensive shite and that's why we'll be watching South Wales derbies again next season.

This is the Martinez/Sousa/Rodgers Swansea. With Gomis up front.

I've not seen many Swansea games this year, maybe 3-4 at most when west ham arent on, but they're playing so much better it's like a different team. Monk really was quite bad.

peanut- posted:

This is a bad game of football.

Jelavic needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.

he's our fourth choice I think? he's alright for that.

Some family friends were round earlier, their youngest just played west ham under15s and chilled with Payet. Said Chadwell Heath looks like utter poo poo and clearly isnt being looked after, long grass and bare turf on the same field.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:03

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

jre posted:

Come on carlton cole isn't that ba-

https://streamable.com/iafo

actually never mind carry on

Gianfranco Zola was a genius

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:05

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Imagine what he'd be able to get out of this team. Dimitri Payet would be the best player in the world (and we'd finish 18th)

you know who'd win us this game? Jack Collison

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:11

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

they had some good players then they died

also long punt ball usually beats swansea

Big Andy does love the swans

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

We're missing our entire first choice front line (Payet, Lanzini, Sakho, Moses) along with Carroll and Reid. We're kind of playing like this out of necessity

you forgot record signing Enner Valencia (who probably isnt good enough tbh)

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:15

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

this game has been attack v defence and I urge anyone considering watching it to not do that

James Tomkins just tried to dribble someone, this is laughable

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:19

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I cant think of a worse striker starting in the prem than Gomis, he's a moron

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:26

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Carroll, Gestede or Rooney.

Two of those can win headers, Rooney isn't offside anywhere near as much.

I'd reckon all three would contribute *something* to a game against this defence, Gomis is just a waste of space.

West Ham start singing the Harry Potter chant for Shelvey. Most creative thing we've done all day.

e; 17 shots 2 on target, loving hell

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:30

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Adrian is world class

RideTheSpiral posted:

hes scored 40% of their goals this year. have a think about that for a moment.

yeah that's why they're getting relegated

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:35

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

He's a man who compensates for his lack of a ability with sheer bravery and a disregard for his own wellbeing

he gets better the more injured he is, it's bizarre

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:42

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

excuse me lady posted:

this is the worst game ive ever seen

stoke villa 2010

sassassin posted:

Jenkinson wants christmas off

he can have the season off tbh

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:44

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

we did it everyone, you all deserve a lot of drugs

what a farcical ending

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:52

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Also, fire Mark Noble into the sun.

Mark Noble has had the worst year I've seen him have since before Parker, he absolutely can't handle being captain

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 19:05

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

what the gently caress did Walcott just do

theo walcott ffs

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 21:33

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I'm enjoying this game

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 21:46

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:28

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
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megs? get hart off the field, embarassing

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 21:47

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