Who here likes to bicycle but is overweight and poor?

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Epitope: Nov 27, 2006; Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

"Hello, shopkeep. I'd like to purchase a bike for exercise. Also, I want to spend as much money as possible to make the exercise easier."

May I interest you in a car rack, to drive your bike to a different road?

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Epitope: Nov 27, 2006; Grimey Drawer

OMGVBFLOL posted:

harden the gently caress up and ride that bike

if it squeaks, grease it. if it breaks, fix it. bike the earth

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 21:38

Epitope: Nov 27, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Levitate posted:

If there's one things cyclists don't have it's flabby thighs!

Uh, check the thread title there chief.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 21:29

Epitope: Nov 27, 2006; Grimey Drawer

coyo7e posted:

Mods change thread title to "Talkin' 'bout Extra-wide Saddles: Fat Asses on Bikes" You see it's funny because you're not supposed to sit down on a bicycle when you're riding properly

I love seeing fat people on those stupid one-speed beach cruiser bikes, or even better, on one of those bikes that seem to be so trendy with the walmart-shopper crowd, with the 5" wide tires that're made for riding literally on sand - the friction resistance from those wheels must be murder without any gear ratios to adjust.

Marketing campaigns have convinced you that you should strive for a certain body type, and their expensive product can help. Bikes are great, and available to the overweight and poor.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 12:59

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