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coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Mods change thread title to "Talkin' 'bout Extra-wide Saddles: Fat Asses on Bikes" You see it's funny because you're not supposed to sit down on a bicycle when you're riding properly

I love seeing fat people on those stupid one-speed beach cruiser bikes, or even better, on one of those bikes that seem to be so trendy with the walmart-shopper crowd, with the 5" wide tires that're made for riding literally on sand - the friction resistance from those wheels must be murder without any gear ratios to adjust.

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Nov 5, 2016

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coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Really? Because when I switched out my knobby mountain bike tires for a commuter hybrid, I could feel the difference, and see it in my average cruising speeds on my speedometer when I'm going traffic speed

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
and here I thought I was mocking you for being so fat you need a reclining bike or tricycle because you can't stand off your saddle like a healthy human

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