Who here likes to bicycle but is overweight and poor?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > The Great Outdoors > Who here likes to bicycle but is overweight and poor?

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Don't steal bikes

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Do whatever it takes to get your rear end on that saddle

# ¿ May 13, 2016 02:57

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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coyo7e posted:

Mods change thread title to "Talkin' 'bout Extra-wide Saddles: Fat Asses on Bikes" You see it's funny because you're not supposed to sit down on a bicycle when you're riding properly

I love seeing fat people on those stupid one-speed beach cruiser bikes, or even better, on one of those bikes that seem to be so trendy with the walmart-shopper crowd, with the 5" wide tires that're made for riding literally on sand - the friction resistance from those wheels must be murder without any gear ratios to adjust.

No.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 03:14

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