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I would have said Jim Webb since he knows how to kill people but since he's out I'll just go with Bernie Sanders who is the best at everything else.
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I'm assuming whichever Republican has spent the most time in the bushes outside of rest areas.
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it will forever be Newt Gingrich
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Marco Rubio knows the importance of staying hydrated.
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Dubya and Rick Perry probably. 
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Dick Cheney
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I'm certain that trump has picked up a few skills from his extensive hobbyist experience hunting men for sport. However, looking in hillary's eyes immediately reveals the sort of savage, animalistic drive for survival that would allow her to be dropped in the wilderness stark naked and, despite having no outdoors experience, still emerge healthy weeks later. You can't tell me you can't see her hunched over the carcass of an animal whose neck she snapped with her bare hands. Cackling hysterically and in a frenzy she tears through the fur of its stomach into its still warm entrails. First with her gnarled old lady claws, then plunging her face directly into the carcass ripping at it with her teeth.
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Moon Atari posted:I'm certain that trump has picked up a few skills from his extensive hobbyist experience hunting men for sport. However, looking in hillary's eyes immediately reveals the sort of savage, animalistic drive for survival that would allow her to be dropped in the wilderness stark naked and, despite having no outdoors experience, still emerge healthy weeks later. You can't tell me you can't see her hunched over the carcass of an animal whose neck she snapped with her bare hands. Cackling hysterically and in a frenzy she tears through the fur of its stomach into its still warm entrails. First with her gnarled old lady claws, then plunging her face directly into the carcass ripping at it with her teeth.
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MaxxBot posted:Dubya and Rick Perry probably. Dubya for sure but he is an ex president. He is a pretty ballsy mountain biker. Niner gave him a bike when he was done being president.
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The unironic answer is Gary Johnson, but he's not running this year.
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She's doing nothing more than being a bag of hot air, but I remember seeing a clip of Sarah Palin on Denali where she had to step over a little crack in the ice while roped up to someone, and she could barely do it. It was  and she just pretends to be outdoorsy so literally anyone is better than her
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Free Market Mambo posted:The unironic answer is Gary Johnson, but he's not running this year. Wasn't there a debate where he randomly mentioned doing the seven summits and got no audience or moderator reaction because they didn't know how to respond?
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No idea, but that sounds extremely likely.
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Free Market Mambo posted:The unironic answer is Gary Johnson, but he's not running this year. i got news for you
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